jake's definitions

Prankster

same thing as a storybook gangtser, studio gangster or a buster

dr dre is a prankster

by jake December 8, 2003

lent

(verb):past tense of "loan"

I lent him a condom = I loaned him a condom

by Jake February 27, 2004

do it

To have sexual intercourse.

Anyone over the age of 11 who refers to sex as "doing it" should be throttled.

"So did you do it?"

"You mean have sex? Yes"

by Jake February 9, 2005

wucka

To pound forcefully, often in a sexual manner.

I wuckaed my girlfriend so hard that she couldn't tell what time it was.

by Jake November 6, 2004

cut

(verb) to fart, pass wind

Drew cut and cleared the room.

It smells SO bad when my dog cuts.

We were humping in the missionary position and all of a sudden she cut, tickling my balls so hard that I lost my erection and fell out. The smell was so bad I had to leave her room.

by Jake March 24, 2004

White Knight

A person (usually a male) who sees the typical maiden in distress, and believes that he can help her. A male version of the "mother figure" that some girls become.

"Why is he going out with her? She's broken, and a little crazy."
"The fool's just being a White Knight."

by Jake November 3, 2004

lent

An Anglican festival where you give up everything enjoyable in your life for a few weeks. Its supposed to make you a better person.

This year, for Lent, I gave up liquor at lunch, sex, erotic novels, surfing porn sites, dating, and dessert.

by Jake February 27, 2004