LeafyIsHere

This kid is about 25 y/o, yet constantly makes fun of other people for being grown and on the internet and stupid, even though that's exactly what he does. He always calls his videos "satire" when it's actually a flimsy, shit excuse to not get hated, even though he still makes fun of autistic kids. He always words his insults in a way that usually it's considered an anti-insult, as Ian from iDubbbzTV says. He has a disgusting, poorly-formed chin that he constantly hides while he insults other people who are likely more everything than he is because he is an absolute pussy. All of his videos are stretched out longer than they need to be as well, so he can get more money. Speaking of money, he has a gay ass merchandise store where he sells bleach jokes on clothes, which are still hilarious and super-duper funny, if you have an IQ under 70. He's completely irrelevant by the time you're reading this, as RiceGum would say. Surprisingly, this fucker still has 4.3 million subs, but it's just that no one cares. Likely, he currently makes videos at the rate of five a day in an attempt to catch up with his subs in terms of his shitty view count.
Also, if you look hard enough, you can find his chode and asshole on the internet, not a joke. He even confirms it himself, pretty ballsy, so we can at least give him credit for that: /watch?v=jAPz4iFemRI. He doesn't need more money. Well, we can all feel bad that he got what he is leaked on the internet; a smelly chode and a rotten asshole.

Jason: Do you watch LeafyIsHere? He's so lit.
Mike: No, what the fuck? Wasn't he popular like 10 months ago? Maybe I remember him a little bit... I don't know. He also got fucking wrecked by iDubbbz.
Jim: Yeah, dude. Seriously. He's a pussy anyway.
Jason: Well, he has a hot asshole.
Jim and Mike: What?

by jacrispy vulcano is my mom May 19, 2018

chew

"Chew" is a broad term. It mostly means "dip," which is moist, small shreds of tobacco used in between the lip and gums or lip and cheek, upper or lower. It can also mean loose leaf tobacco or tobacco that is more roughly cut that is chewed. And no, you retards, dip does not have fiberglass in it; it's salt crystals. Speaking of bad things, dip is known to be able to cause oral cancer and such; it can also make your gums recede, or basically "fall down" and have you lose teeth, especially if you don't already have good oral health. The effects of oral tobacco include euphoria, a head rush, increased mood, stimulation, and sometimes relaxation. Negative effects include anxiety, nausea, increased blood pressure and heart rate, and sweating.
Some brands of DIP are Copenhagen, Skoal, Grizzly, Longhorn, and Timberwolf. Some brands of CHEW are Red Man, Hawken, and Levi Garrett. There are other types of oral tobacco, like dissolving things that look like mints. There are also inhaled forms.

Jason: Yo, Mike, can I cop a lip of chew?
Mike: Jason, you retard, if you "cop a lip," it "be a dip."
Jason: Same shit.
Mike: Alright, look at this bag and then look at this can. Tell me it's the same.
Jason: Wait, so I don't get a lip?...
Mike: Nah, bro. I wouldn't do you like that. Even retards deserve a lip. Let me get my Skoal Berry.
Jim: Did I just hear Skoal Berry? Bro that shit is whack nasty.

Mike: Says the one who dips original.
Jim: Man, shut the fuck up. It's good.
Jason: Mike, even I know not to dip Skoal Berry.
Mike: Well, tell you what Jason, I know not to get fucked up off Ativan and Xanax and touch girls at parties!
Jim: True.

by jacrispy vulcano is my mom May 17, 2018

Lorred

Used to describe someone heavily under the influence of lorazepam, brand name Ativan. The similar term "barred" is used to describe someone on heavy amounts of Xanax. Can also be used as "lorred out."

The .gif to go along with this definition showcases a lot of benzodiazepine drugs, one of which is lorazepam.

Mike: So, you know Jason, right?
Jim: That dumbass who got barred and groped Ashley Jamison?
Mike: Yeh. Lucky she didn't press charges. Anyway, he got lorred out as fuck last night.
Jim: God damn.
Mike: Yeh, he was sitting on the beanbag chair at Maddox's just fuckin' around with a pencil and looking he was gonna pass the hell out any second. Eventually he just fainted, pretty much. We got so worried we checked his breathing, dude.
Jim: Good he didn't die.

by jacrispy vulcano is my mom September 07, 2017

The big idea

"What's the big idea" is a phrase used whenever a person has a stupid, impossible, or pointless idea and someone needs to tell them off without being too rude.

Jason: "Dude, let's go smoke weed in public!"
Mike: "Oh, really? What's the big idea? Get arrested?"
Jason: "Uh, no...it's to have fun."
Mike: "In jail? Are you barred again?"

by jacrispy vulcano is my mom December 23, 2017

your mom

Something people say they have done.

1: (point)
2: (Logical argument against point)
1: I did your mom!
2: What?
1: Isn't she the woman in the picture?

by jacrispy vulcano is my mom July 04, 2017

pão de queijo

A common food item in Brazil. It consists of bread rolls baked with cheese which are light and buttery. The name translates to "cheese bread."

Mike: I like pão de queijo because I like to eat breads.
Jim: You never went to Brazil, Mike.

Mike: What do you know, Jim?

by jacrispy vulcano is my mom January 19, 2018

Conjugation

Conjugation of verbs is the idea that verbs will change based on certain factors. For example:

In English, the verb "to be."

(Present tense)
I /am/.
We/they/you /are/.
He/she is.

(Present subjunctive mood)
I /would be/.
We/they/you /would be/.
He she /would be/.

(Past tense)
I /was/.
We/they/you /were/.
He/she /was/.

Conjugation of English verbs is not that hard, at least when you compare it to Spanish.

by jacrispy vulcano is my mom January 18, 2018