jack johnjackson's definitions

tick

to give someone drugs now, knowing that payment will happen some time in the near future

'' could you tick us an eighth till i get paid''

by jack johnjackson August 30, 2006

flourescent bastard

the british police. who wear bright yellow jackets, also builders, and lollypop ladies

fucking pig, flourescent bastard

by jack johnjackson August 30, 2006

cunnery

cunnery describes that quality possessed by so many teenagers that makes them naturally alienated. if someone is a cunnery person they have a natural ora of wierdness, the smell of lemon curd sandwhiches, skin problems, and too much time to spend with childrens modeling kits like k'nex etc.

''nah, i wouldnt mate shes really cunnery''

by jack johnjackson August 30, 2006

erecky

1)an erection, a shortened version.
2)and/or a recreational erection, which will no doubt lead to wank

ere i got a right erecky in class, that teacher were well fit

by jack johnjackson August 30, 2006

paggerd

im not sure if thats how its spelt... but paggerd is an adjective describing a woman who has aged past attractiveness. the term is used by blokes who judge every woman on whether or not they'd ''leave it to rot inside her''

''she was a proper paggerd old bird''

by jack johnjackson August 30, 2006

blue meanies

the police, theyre blue and mean

dock that joint out here come the blue meanies

by jack johnjackson August 30, 2006

penangle

the changing angle at which your penis sticks out from your body

ive got a stiffy at a penangle of 45 degrees

by jack johnjackson August 30, 2006