Definitions by jack johnjackson

tick 

to give someone drugs now, knowing that payment will happen some time in the near future

'' could you tick us an eighth till i get paid''

tick by jack johnjackson August 30, 2006

cunnery 

cunnery describes that quality possessed by so many teenagers that makes them naturally alienated. if someone is a cunnery person they have a natural ora of wierdness, the smell of lemon curd sandwhiches, skin problems, and too much time to spend with childrens modeling kits like k'nex etc.

''nah, i wouldnt mate shes really cunnery''

cunnery by jack johnjackson August 30, 2006

paggerd

im not sure if thats how its spelt... but paggerd is an adjective describing a woman who has aged past attractiveness. the term is used by blokes who judge every woman on whether or not they'd ''leave it to rot inside her''

''she was a proper paggerd old bird''

paggerd by jack johnjackson August 30, 2006

flourescent bastard 

the british police. who wear bright yellow jackets, also builders, and lollypop ladies

fucking pig, flourescent bastard

flourescent bastard by jack johnjackson August 30, 2006

streets of rage syndrome 

when you star braying player 2 in co op levels because its more fun to kill each other than it is to play the game properly

stop it, youve got streets of rage syndrome you have

streets of rage syndrome by jack johnjackson August 30, 2006

blue meanies 

the police, theyre blue and mean

dock that joint out here come the blue meanies

blue meanies by jack johnjackson August 30, 2006

penangle 

the changing angle at which your penis sticks out from your body

ive got a stiffy at a penangle of 45 degrees

penangle by jack johnjackson August 30, 2006