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cunnery describes that quality possessed by so many teenagers that makes them naturally alienated. if someone is a cunnery person they have a natural ora of wierdness, the smell of lemon curd sandwhiches, skin problems, and too much time to spend with childrens modeling kits like k'nex etc.

''nah, i wouldnt mate shes really cunnery''

cunnery by jack johnjackson August 30, 2006

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sean connery

The one who was with your mother last night, Trebek!

sean connery by Ben September 1, 2003

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cuntery

When someone consistently, and in epic proportions, messes around with someone else's life.

What he did is fucking cuntery in the extreme.

cuntery by Distinctly Female June 14, 2018

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Sean Connery

Scottish actor who's now old, but still gets some. Best known for playing James Bond in a shitload of James Bond movies, Jim Malone in The Untouchables, Henry Jones in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade and several other flicks. There's also a good chance he was with your mother at least once.

Sean Connery thinks you're a fucking idiot.

Sean Connery by Liberty Valance October 4, 2008

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sean connery

Once an ordinary man, Sean Connery has attained god-like power from his facial hair. He also makes great action movies.

Oh my god! It's Sean Connery! *worships*

sean connery by Jebus September 9, 2003

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sean connerying

The act of pronouncing "s" as "shhh" accidentally. Usually occurs during times of stress due to excessive mental exhaustion/stimulation.

Girl One: "You have to realize, thish ish the mosht shtreshful time of year...."

Girl Two: "lol, you are sean connerying!"

sean connerying by moneytoys November 26, 2010

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cunney

kuhn-nee
A combination of two words most women despise being called, the "C" word and "Honey". Most commonly used describing women, but can also be very effective when directed towards men.

Bill: “Dude, your girlfriend totally dogged you last night in front of everyone.”
Ted: “I know, right! If she wasn’t so hot I would have dumped her months ago.”
Bill: “She is a cunney, that’s for sure.”

cunney by RobDnet October 28, 2009

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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