snap a speedo

Refers to how fast a car can get to 60 miles an hour

yo that car can snap a speedo in 5 flat.

by Jack April 06, 2004

waste of time, money and over all a big piece of over rated crap

AOL

See AOL

AOL is a waste of time money, and over all big piece of over rated crap

by jack March 06, 2004

mud-butt

Taking a shit that has the look and consistancy of mud. Usually leaves a feeling of burning.

I am never drinking like that again. I was on the toilet with mud-butt all morning.

by Jack February 26, 2005

Hotdoging

Verb When a guinea pig is in between your legs and looks like a hot dog.

That Guinea pig is hotdoging with my sister

by Jack March 12, 2005

Xyth

Aka Xythey. Person who is exceptionally ass-kicking in NS, AA, Astrowars, and TS.

Omgzorz! It's Xyth! Run for your friggin lives!

by Jack March 16, 2004

chickenhead

A nickname for John Olerud of the Seattle Mariners, whose nose vaguely reminds one of a chicken's beak. Nickname was earned during his time as a New York Met.

Whaddaya say, Chickenhead, drive 'em in!

by Jack July 14, 2003

That Fails

Ususally when someone who does an act that will cause homosexual suspicion, this is a FAILURE.

Wow dude, that wave of the hand just fails.

by Jack September 11, 2004