jack's definitions

spit swabbing the pork curtains

eating "the" cooter

jack was caught spit swabbing the pork curtains

by jack January 28, 2003

meat wallet

meaty pussy

damn.....her meat wallet smelled like meat loaf

by jack January 28, 2003

flappin the crap hamper

takin a shit

The phone rang while I was flappin the crap hamper.

by jack February 8, 2003

get served

1. Act like a dick and get what you got coming.
2. Fall on a trick in skateboarding

1. Yeah, dat bitch got served.

2. He hit the lip and got fuckin served.

by jack February 8, 2003

ball slapper

when your balls slapp against your girls theighs when your have sex

i hope i don't have a ball slapper with you

by jack March 8, 2003

Ante

to put one and ones friends money together so that they can purchase an item.

yo bitch, if you want some crack; you best ante up

by jack March 9, 2003

cheeseburger

a form of currancy used by the impoverished to buy drugs

yo gotta any crack? i got these cheeseburgers man. man i suck yo dick

by jack March 9, 2003