jOneSy's definitions

Napkin

A piece of paper designed to assist people while eating. What many people with a lack of table manners don't seem to realize is that a napkin serves a purpose. The most important thing is so that people WILL STOP SUCKING (or licking) THEIR FINGERS WHEN THEY EAT!!!!

People who suck their fingers when they eat are gross. This is a very nasty habit. Not that they care of course.

by jonesy December 11, 2004

Clock

something that tells you the time. When it a form capable of being worn on the wrist, it can help prevent you from being late.

Hurry up and keep your eye on the watch; the world end's at 6:00 PM sharp.

by jonesy December 11, 2004

Fucktard

The most overused "new" curse word.

The teenage punk rocker was calling people "fucktard" all day.

by jonesy December 16, 2004

BLAM

Buff Like A Mother F***er.

I don't need to go to the gym, cause I'm already BLAM.

by Jonesy December 22, 2004

queer

a total homosexual fruitcake. Used most often when referring to a gay guy. Other synonyms are faggot, fag, homo, cocksucker, cumguzzler, fudgepacker, and froot loop.

Why are there so many queers at Northern Kentucky University?

by jonesy January 30, 2007

snapper

shaun michael canniffe of QLD

canniffe is a snapper

by jonesy May 6, 2004

Irish handcuffs

when a person is carrying an alcoholic beverage in both hands at the same time.

Hemish O'Maley was in Irish handcuffs last night at the pub. He always had a Guinness in each hand.

by jonesy June 23, 2004