Clock

something that tells you the time. When it a form capable of being worn on the wrist, it can help prevent you from being late.

Hurry up and keep your eye on the watch; the world end's at 6:00 PM sharp.

by jonesy December 11, 2004

BLAM

Buff Like A Mother F***er.

I don't need to go to the gym, cause I'm already BLAM.

by Jonesy December 22, 2004

Pepsi

Pop (or soda) that comes in different varieties. It is the main competetor with Coca-Cola, and a good alternative to heavy boozing.
Pepsi comes in several kinds now. They include: Original, full-calorie Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Wild Cherry Pepsi, special half-calorie Pepsi, and Christmas Spice Pepsi.

I think I'll have a Pepsi.

by jonesy December 11, 2004

corn haul (er)

The act of anal penetration or a person who enjoys said act.

A foolish, oafish individual.

"My woman doesn't appreciate when I try to corn haul her."

"That corn hauler wore my shoes home."

by Jonesy March 21, 2003

KSFH

Kelly's soooo Fuckin HOT!

There's this girl at work I'd love to fuck - KSFH

by Jonesy July 15, 2003

Q4T

Derived from 'QFT,' which is an abbreviation of the phrase 'Quoted For Truth.' Commonly used on message boards to emphasize a point previously made, when the person quoting the point has nothing more to add.

quoteI think homosexuals are gay./quote
Q4T

by Jonesy March 28, 2005

Argentinean

Person from the formerly Spanish-controlled nation with an awesome heritage and culture. The majority of the them are devout Catholics, and the women are absolutely gorgeous.

The are two Argentinean girls in the Baptist Student Union at my college (NKU), and they are incredibly gorgeous; plus they are identical twins!

by Jonesy March 31, 2005