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Snydered

To overpay for a product (athelete) usually to ludicrous amounts, in reference to Dan Snyder- owner of the Washington Redskins.
Q: Danny-boy paid $8.6M for a trade for Mark Brunnell??

A: Yep- he got Snydered again. Just like he did with Bruce Smith and Jeremiah Trotter.
by JK March 3, 2004
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Reverse sharking

The female equivilent of Sharking
by JK August 3, 2004
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bank holiday

Noun to describe a series of vacation days in the old country. The banks are on holiday... so why should the rest of the lazy slobs go to work? Is it any wonder that the empire was lost (or perhaps it was just forgotten during one of those holiday fortnites).
1. The offices will be closed for the Bank holiday (and we will probably go out of business but who cares).

2. On the bank holidays, we go to Blackpool for a grand old time on the sands.

3. "It is hard to tell if the poor efficiency is due to incompetence or the volume of bank holidays".
by JK May 28, 2005
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Minoru Mineta

A "My Hero Academia" Character
The most precious thing in the multiverse, savior of Tape Men from all over the globe, destroyer of Midnight thots, and the Booty Collector. Has the ability to throw sticky balls that are indestructible, and unremovable by anyone except himself, making it an overpowered ability considering if he puts one on your nose and one on your mouth you're fucked.

(Theorized to be the second coming of Jesus Christ, considering how good he is, but is hated and constantly assaulted by Society)
Jehovah's Witness: Have you heard of our lord and savior Jesus Christ?
Me: Yeah, His name's Minoru Mineta and he's a character in some "My Hero Academia" show.
by JK March 15, 2020
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homophobe

n. One who experiences an irrational reaction of panic, revulsion, fear or anger when confronted with the idea of homosexuality. This often manifests as an aggressive obsession to marginalize, deny, disenfranchise or denigrate gay/lesbian people, in the effort to distance one's self from the source of one's emotional distress. Homophobia is often thought to be rooted in an intense fear that one is also capable of experiencing unwanted homosexual attraction, or in unease over being confronted with one's own sexual doubt and insecurity.
A cultural environment that is tolerant of the homophobe leads to a civic environment that establishes a second-class status for gay and lesbian citizens.
by JK February 1, 2004
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516

Used to describe parties. Outta control, off-the-hook, hot, tight, etc. Especially parties so ridiculous that cops are basically gauranteed to show up (and call for backup!)

If youre doin it right, havin a 516-style party means you might be usin your one phone call later on. But it'll be worth it.

History:
To the layman, the unitiated, 516 refers to the Long Island area code. Insiders know it is actually in reference to 516 University Ave, for obvious reasons.
Yo, we gotta hit up that party tonight, shit's gonna be 516!

We chillin 516 style this weekend.
by jk March 3, 2004
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stop, fair go

use it when someone annoys you or bags you-use a very serious face. when you say stop put your hand out like a stop sign & on fair go make a gun out of your hand. easy!
dude, you really suck!!

stop, fair go

well you do

stop stop stop!
by jk October 28, 2004
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