tall boy

when i am sitting on the toilet taking a dookie and sean hummin' on my boner. hmmmm.
Nothing feels so nice as when sean cracks a tall boy.
by jd March 22, 2003
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odoriferarian

A person who catalogs smells.
Oh, you're looking for the wet dog smell. Just ask the odoriferarian!
by jd April 17, 2003
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Daining Syndrome

Term used to describe someone with chronic masturbation habbits. Seveteen times in one day.
Damn negro u got a mad case of daining syndrome.
by JD November 24, 2004
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Panda Bomb

When you get head and manage to get the whole package (cock and balls) in the girl's mouth. For best effect make sure to stand like a sumo wrestler.
Damn man, this bitch had the biggest mouth and gave me the best Panda bomb of my life.
by JD October 07, 2004
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tenacious d

This is the greatest and best song in the world... Tribute
Greated Band in the WORLD!!!!
Jack Black = God!!!
whe his forces are joined with Kyle Gass the effects are amazing!
they are sex
"Needless to say, the beast was stunned.
Whip-crack went his Whoopy tail,
And the beast was done.
He asked us: "(snort) Be you angels?"
And we said, "Nay. We are but men."
Rock!
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!

This is not The Greatest Song in the World, no.
This is just a tribute.
Couldn't remember The Greatest Song in the World, no, no.
This is a tribute, oh, to The Greatest Song in the World,
All right! It was The Greatest Song in the World,
All right! It was the best muthafuckin' song the greatest song in the world.
2-part skat
Spoken
And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
the song we sang on that fateful night it didn't actually sound
anything like this song.
Sung
This is just a tribute! You gotta believe me!
And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion.
Ah, fuck! Good God, God lovin',
So surprised to find you can't stop it.
Skat
All right! All right!"
by jd July 24, 2004
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MP

Acronym for "Multiple Pops." When a prostitute allows multiple ejaculations for one fee. Same as MSOG.
$300/hr w/MP
by JD March 26, 2004
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jd

by jd March 22, 2003
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