jB's definitions

saved by the bell

Elite 80's show.

I watched saved by the bell yesterday. Yesterday was 1989. I swear.

by jB August 24, 2003

for real

I'm serious. I'm not kidding.

You better not fuck with me... for real.

I will kick your ass... for real.

I'm for real.

by JB September 26, 2003

PINK NOODLE

When you jack off so hard that your vas deferons shoot out of the tip of your dick.

It was embarassing showing up in the emergency room with a pink noodle.

by jb June 19, 2006

dirty onion ring

The anus, also known as the brown eye. What horny bitches like to eat out to serve as payment after being fucked really hard.

Don't fuck with JD if you have a nice looking wifey! He'll smooth talk her into some rough sex, give her a couple of donkey punches, and convince her to eat his dirty onion ring. After that she'll come home and give you a long, stinky tongue kiss.

by JB May 14, 2004

Arrested Development

Only the best show EVER to hit TV!
A new cult classic, like Seinfeld and Office Space

Did you see Jason Bateman in Arrested Development last night? He was arguing with GOB so much!

by jb April 27, 2004

cucuy

Known as the "mexican boogeyman", the cucuy is the adult phase of an alien species now origionating from the Lincoln National Forest of New Mexico. Known for ferocity and stealthiness, the cucuy is feared by all children who know it's evil name. (see also, cucuybird, cucuywaterscorpion baby, cucuywaterscorpion, chupacabra)

Viene el cucuy! (Here comes the cucuy!)

by JB April 12, 2005

cerebrate

1) To think about deeply

2) A Chinese celebration

Won Hung Low cerebrated about how to cerebrate his birthday.

by JB October 6, 2005