jAkE's definitions

nekrolishous

an ugly gurl that could look pretty if she wanted to.....and you would do her if you got the chance

that nekromonger looks nekrolishous

by jake August 19, 2004

nut

(verb) to ejaculate

"If you don't stop sucking it I'm gonna nut !"

"We were just playing around with our clothes off when all of a sudden he rolled over on top of me, got into me, and nutted."

"He was so eager he nutted in my bush."

by Jake March 23, 2004

shoobie

a word refering to tourists. Often used by surfers, shateboarders, and snowboarders. Especially when the tourists interefere with the sport. Often thought of in a negative light.

So much for catching any good waves, too many shoobies.

for more on shoobies check out flamingbarbie.tk

by Jake January 28, 2004

baggin it

an action that is otherwise douche bag like; derived from the language Jag

"Travis had been baggin it all night."

by Jake February 12, 2005

morning glory

(noun)early-morning hard-on (erection) brought on by a full bladder and awakening with sex-related thoughts or from a sexual dream.

I enjoyed my morning glory by fingering myself for a moment,lubricating my cockhead with some spittle,then gently rolling her over and mounting her while she was still asleep.

by Jake January 20, 2004

My Mom

my mom is the fattest most grossest uglyest bitch ever to walk the earth
and has a dick

damn that person looks like my mom

by jake April 6, 2003

ID10T

1. n. A computer error that was actually caused by the computer user.

2. n. The user of a computer who is too moronic to actually use a computer.

3. n. An alpha-numeric spelling of the word idiot.

1. "You say your floppy disk won't fit in the CD-ROM drive? It looks like we have another ID10T problem.

2. "I can't keep dealing with all these ID10T's! Yesterday, Jimmy tried to open his database by uttering, 'Open Sesame.'"

3. If you couldn't tell that ID10T is an alpha-numeric way of spelling idiot, you truly are an idiot.

by Jake July 29, 2003