jAkE's definitions

ass load

More than a shitload, but less then a butt load

I have an ass load of work to do.
At least it ain't a butt load!

by Jake October 27, 2003

Bilge

the part of a boat inside the hull but below the floor-boards

her, Cap'n, the bilge is filling up with water......FAST !

by Jake March 5, 2004

gir bone

A girl that you would like to sleep with; derived from the language Jag

"Look at those lucktans on that gir bone

by Jake January 7, 2005

GBJG

a character on atnw
a picture of a woman with her eyes wide and her mouth open goofily.
...like she is giving a goofy blowjob.

GBJB is so secxksy

by jake December 22, 2003

trixy

a jerk who tries to double-cross you by tricking you and taking your money

That trixy didn't get too far

by Jake May 13, 2005

take it slow

what a woman sez she wants to do when she's reluctant to have sex with you. Same as go slow

On the second date she announced she wanted us to take it slow. Then I just KNEW that she was never going to fuck me.

by Jake February 28, 2004

post

When added as a prefix to a genre of music, means "with the fun taken out"

I listen to "post-indiecore melodic screamo," nothing else

by Jake February 26, 2005