Blackbird

The hand held navigation product that Alpine Electronics released at the beginning of 2006. It is basically a $700 paper weight due to the fact that it is more likely to get you lost than the compass on the Rambo knife. If you need it to calculate a route, it might take 2 days for it to come up with one for a 45 minute drive. Can only be reset by removing the battery and letting it sit over night. Not very handy for a multi-day drive.

Thanks much Alpine for making my life easier. <---- sarcasm

I thought I could drive to Jersey in a day, but it took my Blackbird two days to calculate the route.

by J June 15, 2006

scizzle

the deal. the scoop.

what's the scizzle, my nizzle.

by j August 23, 2003

tough titty

tough luck

I would never say, "It's just tough titty."
Usually this phrase occurs alone, as a clever retort.

by J November 16, 2003

Chocolate Chugger

The act of excreting into someone's drink, prefereably the drink would be of dark colour, (Coke, Coffee, Tea etc). The result, a rather nutty taste for the victim of the Chocolate Chugger.And a shit moustache.

John: That Peter's a bit of a chocolate chugger ain't he?
Alex: Why?
John: Cos I just shat in his drink!

by J May 03, 2005

Yummy

The equivalence of cool, but for generation Z.

or

A flattering reaction to "tonsil hockey".

Oh my god, did you see Noel today? She's soooo yummy!

or

Bobby: I see you've met my tongue.
Suzie: Yummy!

by J January 21, 2005

peat

type of bong used to smoke cannabis in

that peat was a killer

by J March 11, 2003

crunck

Beating the shit outta someone that's from Vancover (mainly cause he's asian) used mainly by gangsta's in Winnipeg.

yo get da mofo straight outta van-city n' crunck his asian ass

by j April 04, 2005