(adj.) An older person, usually wealthy and male, accompanied by a much younger and much more attractive member of the opposite sex, usually female. Said female is also usually an escort or gold digger.

The Nussy, or the “nose pussy”, if you will, was discovered during the corona virus pandemic of 2020. People that had to be tested for Covid-19 had to have their nose swabbed right where the brain connects, which often led to people rolling back their eyes and gagging.

A nose-swab-fetish developed from this, because we, as humans, ruin everything.