j's definitions

crespin

a super dooper guitarist currently working his magic in violethigh (www.violethigh.com)
much loved across the board

i wanna be just like that crespin guy from violethigh

by J March 8, 2005

potato show

A potato show is when you put your balls on your buddy's face when he's passed out at a party.

Dude look at Steve, go give him a potato show

by J March 1, 2005

Vagina Voice

Voice typical of Uve Klaus men. Sounds like as if someone is talking with their head between their legs, giving the affect of a talking vagina

HAHAA Don Henley has such a vagina-voice ewww!

by J February 28, 2005

The Burn

A loyal member to the original Boge Crew II. Co-founder of the Ghost Hunter Weekly Magazine and The Treasure Hunting Club. It is very possible that someday he will become the President of the United States of America.

"The Burn! He's so hot right now!"

by J February 25, 2005

mkk

the mkk is an ancient mystical tribe based in the thorny underbrush of suburban washington dc. they serve only the prophets wing wah jones and bukkake j, who bring forth the hallowed word of the eternally sacred T_ny W_. they display their reverence by drinking lots of Haffenreffer's Private Stock, the only malt liqour with the import taste, and 151, which makes you shit fire.

Person 1: Yo I hear the MKK is rollin' up tonight.
Person 2: We'd better get out of here before they totally fuck our shit up.
Hot Chicks: You guys go ahead, we'll stay here and distribute blumpkins to those bad motherfuckers.
T_ny W_: fa sho bitch

by j February 22, 2005

dragon breath

really bad bad breath

I would date her, but she's got dragon breath.

by j February 14, 2005

BYZANTINE

Highly complicated; intricate and involved

That play was byzantine and I had difficulty following the twists and turns of the plot with its myriad of characters.

by j February 14, 2005