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Even Steven

When two guys double team a girl, and their dinkies touch.
Kasey and Mike even-steven'd your mom last night.
by J July 17, 2003
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prom

where the food is nasty and the dj plays the hokie-pokie song.
this prom is wack as hell.
by J April 21, 2004
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Winters Day

A strange and extreme sexual act where-by the male ejaculates, and try's his hardest to make his load shoot up his partners nose, whilst slapping her cheeks at such a force that they turn red, thus making the partner look as if though they have just been out all day in the winter, with rosey cheeks and a runny nose.
Gunther longed to give Eva a winters day.
by J May 3, 2005
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Dirty Hooker

Origin in the Pittsburgh Area.
Definition: one who is not only a hooker, but is dirty.

Can be abbrieviated to Dirty Hook.
Gary is a Dirty Hooker.
Timmah is also a Dirty Hooker
by J December 16, 2004
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hizukify, hizukifying, hizukifyied

When something is exemplfied as being not neccesarily stupid nor smart. It is neither foolish nor wise. It is simply and utterly cute, causing one to become hysterical and overwhelmed by this person or thing's voice, touch or mer presence.
The way Jessica told me about her dream of us getting all cozeh(cozy) made me burst into glee. It was Amazing. It was so precious that I became hizukifyied.
by j May 27, 2004
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bostin

great, or really good. Mainly used in Birmingham, UK
by j May 9, 2003
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jzo

marked by the characteristic of being cooler than cool,in reference to a short asian girl dubbed 'jzo' by her fellow surburia gangstas. not of course,affiliated with jlo.
by j December 11, 2003
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