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CollectaCheck

A member of law enforcement who does the absolute bare minimum to maintain his employment. usu. a sign of cowardice, apathy and lethargy, rarely a sign of intelligence.
going into 7-11 highasamotherfucker, I wasn't stressin 5-0, they was CollectaChecks.
by J January 21, 2004
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piss in my cornflakes

A big let down; disappointment; An urban version of "Rain on my parade"

A favorite saying growing up in Michigan
Damn, I was about to bang this bitch and her parents had to come home and piss in my cornflakes!
by J April 27, 2004
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Mistress

1. noun; In B/D and S/M, the woman who is dominant.
2. noun; Proper title of dominant woman in B/D and S/M relationship.
1. I am a dominant Mistress who is looking for a submissive slave to play with.
2. My name is Mistress Tiffany.
by J June 4, 2003
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Brass

said 'braass' as opposed to 'brarse'

When something is of terrible quality
"Yo blad dem creps are brass blad, allow dem Hi-Tech creps blad"
by J December 6, 2006
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boo fatty lumkins

The name given to fine ass cheeba
hey dude, you got any of that boo fatty lumkins, 'tis hurta shit
by j January 12, 2005
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Artur

Yo Bruce, ask the head guy to eat that cheeseburger
by J November 18, 2003
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rapper

1. Someone with no talent who goes to jail a lot and shoots people.

2. Someone who only talks about anal sex, shooting people, and how much money they have.
That fucking rapper got arrested again!

Every time I turn on the radio, this annoying rapper comes on!

Some stupid rapper got arrested.
by J November 4, 2004
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