j's definitions

CollectaCheck

A member of law enforcement who does the absolute bare minimum to maintain his employment. usu. a sign of cowardice, apathy and lethargy, rarely a sign of intelligence.

going into 7-11 highasamotherfucker, I wasn't stressin 5-0, they was CollectaChecks.

by J January 21, 2004

piss in my cornflakes

A big let down; disappointment; An urban version of "Rain on my parade"

A favorite saying growing up in Michigan

Damn, I was about to bang this bitch and her parents had to come home and piss in my cornflakes!

by J April 27, 2004

Mistress

1. noun; In B/D and S/M, the woman who is dominant.
2. noun; Proper title of dominant woman in B/D and S/M relationship.

1. I am a dominant Mistress who is looking for a submissive slave to play with.
2. My name is Mistress Tiffany.

by J June 4, 2003

Brass

said 'braass' as opposed to 'brarse'

When something is of terrible quality

"Yo blad dem creps are brass blad, allow dem Hi-Tech creps blad"

by J December 6, 2006

boo fatty lumkins

The name given to fine ass cheeba

hey dude, you got any of that boo fatty lumkins, 'tis hurta shit

by j January 12, 2005

Artur

The Head guy!

Yo Bruce, ask the head guy to eat that cheeseburger

by J November 18, 2003

rapper

1. Someone with no talent who goes to jail a lot and shoots people.

2. Someone who only talks about anal sex, shooting people, and how much money they have.

That fucking rapper got arrested again!

Every time I turn on the radio, this annoying rapper comes on!

Some stupid rapper got arrested.

by J November 4, 2004