j's definitions

elevator

A word replacing the meaning 'on so many different levels' hence the word, elevator

1: So I showed this bitch a picture of lubricant/porn, and asked her to find the easter egg and she was looking for an ACTUAL easter egg..

2: DAMN! that hoe is elevator stupid man.

by J May 28, 2004

tang

From Robby Ascue: pussy, vagina

I'm gonna get mass tang

by J September 13, 2004

happy hardcore

The true meaning of hardcore.
There are 2 sorts:
Old skool which is never good,
and Nu Skool which is utterly mint.

Dont diss happy hardcore till uve heard at least three hours of it!

by J January 8, 2005

green

happy, feeling good

are you feeling green today?
Yeah dohg, i'm green as hell

by j February 26, 2004

dickjocky

someone who jockies dick.

you.

by J October 17, 2003

Niagra Falls Cunt

An individual whose bad points surpass his/her good points to the extent of them becoming such a gigantic cunt they are akin to Niagra Falls in size and ferocity of cuntness

"Fucks sake Pete jus lemmie borrow Pirates of the Carribean 2, you Niagra Falls Cunt"

by J December 6, 2006

lava dome

When you have the makings of a very large dump pushing into the rectum area, causing tension and potentially a deformation of the area. Similar to the creation of the lava dome on Mt. Saint Helens due to magma pushing to the surface.

Guy 1 - "Hey where you going in such a rush?"
Guy 2 - "I've got a severe lava dome growing here, I'll be back in 15 minutes."

by J November 1, 2004