j's definitions

Fucksuckle

A type of creeping plant similar to honeysuckle, distinguished by the strong aroma of fuck it emanates. Not to be confused with the fucksicle.

Goodness me mother, the garden is thick with the heady aroma of fucksuckle today.

by J April 18, 2004

metalica

hmmm, notice metalica gets more of a rap then the actual metallica

and we all know that metallica made some of the best music this pathetic world has ever heard... apart from their most recent album, but we just pretend that it never happened.

why abuse the ones that started music in its most finest artistic talent... abuse the ones that dislike it, Low mans lyric all the way...

by J March 31, 2005

Malayalam

Malayalam

is the major language of the state of Kerala, in southern India. It is one of the 17 official languages of India, spoken by over 30 million people. A person who speaks Malayalam is called a "Malayalee" and rarely, a "Keralite".

Is there anyone out there who can speak malayalam with me...?

by j August 28, 2004

elevator funny

Replaces the term 'on so many different levels' hence the meaning, Elevator Funny..Can also be used in other situations..like:

1:Yeah I told her I had HIV on april fools day, and she fell for it, ON APRIL FOOLS DAY!
2: LMAO! Damn dude, that's elevator funny!

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1: You watch American Idol?
2: Clay Aiken's elevator gay
1: Word, he elevator can't sing

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1: Yeah, he rememebered that the matrix movie and game were coming out that day.. but forgot it was their aniversary
2: Damn, he elevator cockblocked himself yo

by J May 28, 2004

life

something that appears pointless and will result in pain some how.

something that results in nothing

"i did nothing with my life, i had nothing"

"i had everything in life and now im about to hav nothing"

by j July 18, 2004

melancholy

The sense of unwanting and disbelief, with the ability to drag you further into its depths of irretrievable hell... it even has the ability to kill people, works well in poetry i find, if you are going to travel on this path, make sure you leave a realy long rope behind you...

Like a mound of dirt that i just can't seem to climb up, every time i move i slip further down, to the depths of where i don't want to be, someone, please someone save me... i don't want this to happen

by J April 1, 2005

snob

1. A Resident Of Dublin 4
2. A Person That Thinks They Are Better Then Other People Because Of There Bank Balance
3. Sombody Who Shops In Brown Tomas On A Regular Basis
4. Resident In A Exclusive Private Estate In Dublin (Usualy South Side, Esp. Dublin 4)
5. People Who Changed Their Postal Code Because they didnt want to be associated with the "common" people. ie. Residents Of Dublin 6W

i bought the whole dialinn collection in brown tomas

Snob To Post Man: I insist That you diliver my post to my Dublin 6W address and not Dublin 6

why is that commoner looking at me??

by J February 21, 2004