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pleasure stick

1. A male sex organ, normally erect, that is to be thrust into any warm oraphace.
Please, let me fondle your pleasure stick!
by j February 7, 2004
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skew

School, any form of.
"man its time we stopped smokin weed and get to skew"
by J June 10, 2004
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Peanut

A member of the Modern Toss pantheon of comics and comic characters, chronicalling the power struggle that rages within the world-famous Mod supergroup Peanut. The comic features the characters Dave (bass player), Paul(drummer), Gary (lead singer), Rodriguez (Gary's PA) and Spodsie (Manager).

It needs to be pointed out that the band members are more noted for their violent methods than their music. The comic largely follows the exploits of Dave and Paul, as they attempt to discover why they have been dropped from the band.

In short, the funniest comic strip ever!
(Manager's office. Spodsie is talking to Dave and Paul)

Spodsie: "Yeah, I've been meaning to call you for a while. Gary's splitting the band up and he's taking the name 'Peanut' with him. And you spastics better start looking for a proper job! Ha ha ha!

Dave: You fucking cunt, Spodsie. Shit it! *knees Spodsie in the chin*

Spodsie: Oof!

*Dave punches Spodsie in the face with a loud 'Smack'*

Spodsie: Ooooohh!

*Dave karate chops Spodsie in the neck, sending blood spurting all over the room*

Dave: Shitter *pulls a gun on Spods and shoots him several times in the chest and abdomen*

Paul: You were a bit hard on old Spodsie there Dave.

Dave: That's nothing Paul. When I get hold of Gary I'm going to turn him into a nut!

Like I said - funny shit.
by J June 21, 2005
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snob

1. A Resident Of Dublin 4
2. A Person That Thinks They Are Better Then Other People Because Of There Bank Balance
3. Sombody Who Shops In Brown Tomas On A Regular Basis
4. Resident In A Exclusive Private Estate In Dublin (Usualy South Side, Esp. Dublin 4)
5. People Who Changed Their Postal Code Because they didnt want to be associated with the "common" people. ie. Residents Of Dublin 6W
i bought the whole dialinn collection in brown tomas

Snob To Post Man: I insist That you diliver my post to my Dublin 6W address and not Dublin 6

why is that commoner looking at me??
by J February 21, 2004
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shit the bed

1) Making a mistake that many other people recognize as a mistake.
2) Fucking up...really bad
Jeff shit the bed when he hooked up with Marty instead of Ashlea.
by J April 9, 2003
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gay-z

gay-z sucks
by j February 18, 2004
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brain-cramp

A stupid, pehaps embarrassing, mistake; commonly confused with brain-fart (which is an idea).
I had a brain-cramp and for a moment couldn't remember which hand was my right.
by J January 28, 2005
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