jumentous

smelling like or of donkey urine. look it up kids.

man, you smell jumentous today!

by J August 26, 2004

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Bigger than huge.

Jews... there were 6 million killed. That's jumungous.

She is a jumungous fucking bitch.
he has a jumungous dick.

by bkkk2 June 1, 2015

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Greatest Italian football team ever and one of the bests in the world. Some of the great players to have played at Juventus include Paolo Rossi, Michel Platini, Roberto Baggio, Gianluca Vialli, Michael Laudrup and many others..

Juventus will kick Real Madrid's ass again this year!!

Juventus will kick Real Madrid's ass one more time this year!!

by Neo77 February 16, 2004

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A Serie B team that can't fill it's stadium and cheats by taking drugs and paying refs.

Moggi(ex-general direcror of Juventus) to Papresta: "How much for the Reggina game?"

by Rajev September 27, 2006

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Juventus

Association of thiefs as seen recently in the newspapers. They've stolen the last few football titles and now deservedly they will be relegated to the third division.

Juvecettazioni: Italian people created this word using Juventus to mean "tapping the phone line to listen to people making dodgy dea"ls.

by Giovanni76 July 10, 2006

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The best Italian football team, they play in the serie A (against Inter, Milan, Napoli etc....) They have the best defence in europe! Their best players are Paulo Dybala and Gigi Buffon!

Forza Juventus!

Juventus is the best team in the world!

by alex.der December 12, 2016

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