jlo

The moniker for celebrity singer/actress Jennifer Lopez.

Became popular when Lopez releashed her music album "J-LO" in July 24, 2001 and opened her own product line named JLO.

The online shop very humbly describes j-lo as " one of the most talented, well known entertainers in the world today."
(which is larger, the head or the...)
You listening to JLO?
by letsprocrastinate December 16, 2004
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Wouldn't last 5 minutes on the 'block'. A spoilt snobby diva!!
"Oh i'm Jlo I grew up in the bronx I was so poor "WHATEVER!!!
by i dunno? February 09, 2005
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a bitch that thinks she can sing
jlo: dont be fooled by the rocks that i got.

Ben dilks: who stood on a cats tail
by Neen March 11, 2004
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Jennifer Lopez is a 37 year old celebrity who kept trying to get married in the past few years, Some have called her "Jho" because she has been with so many men, but frankly her clock is ticking and she wants to have babies before it's too late.

Now she has finally found her pair Marc Anythony who is the same race as her which is Puerto Rican, and she was seen on t.v saying that it's better that she's with someone who is the same backround as her because you have more in common that way, etc. and is happier than she has ever been.

Anywho, JLO's career is starting to go down the crapper because people are starting to realize that she is just a gimmick, she can't sing worth a damn (her latest album is a mojor flop), her acting is barely average, her clothing line is cheap and tacky, her perfumes stink, literally... basically the only thing she's good at is dancing.
I think she should have stuck with puffy because then she'd still be somebody, dumping him was the worst move she ever made
by dainty April 13, 2005
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(JAY-LOW) vt. To have no talent yet achieve notoriety.
Matchbox 20 JLo'd their way onto today's music charts. The teens who bought Mbox's music will live a very JLo'd life.
by Grogan's Heroes September 13, 2003
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famous puerto rican singer. heard often on mtv and vh1.
Jlo is on tv mommy! She is singing a song!
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(v.) A term used by cosmetic surgeons to describe the enlargement of a woman's ass or breasts.
The doctors' attempt to jlo Britney's tits will take place at exactly 9:00AM tomorrow.
by MrMcjob December 13, 2003
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