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by j December 18, 2003
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by j September 27, 2003
A member of the Modern Toss pantheon of comics and comic characters, chronicalling the power struggle that rages within the world-famous Mod supergroup Peanut. The comic features the characters Dave (bass player), Paul(drummer), Gary (lead singer), Rodriguez (Gary's PA) and Spodsie (Manager).
It needs to be pointed out that the band members are more noted for their violent methods than their music. The comic largely follows the exploits of Dave and Paul, as they attempt to discover why they have been dropped from the band.
In short, the funniest comic strip ever!
It needs to be pointed out that the band members are more noted for their violent methods than their music. The comic largely follows the exploits of Dave and Paul, as they attempt to discover why they have been dropped from the band.
In short, the funniest comic strip ever!
(Manager's office. Spodsie is talking to Dave and Paul)
Spodsie: "Yeah, I've been meaning to call you for a while. Gary's splitting the band up and he's taking the name 'Peanut' with him. And you spastics better start looking for a proper job! Ha ha ha!
Dave: You fucking cunt, Spodsie. Shit it! *knees Spodsie in the chin*
Spodsie: Oof!
*Dave punches Spodsie in the face with a loud 'Smack'*
Spodsie: Ooooohh!
*Dave karate chops Spodsie in the neck, sending blood spurting all over the room*
Dave: Shitter *pulls a gun on Spods and shoots him several times in the chest and abdomen*
Paul: You were a bit hard on old Spodsie there Dave.
Dave: That's nothing Paul. When I get hold of Gary I'm going to turn him into a nut!
Like I said - funny shit.
Spodsie: "Yeah, I've been meaning to call you for a while. Gary's splitting the band up and he's taking the name 'Peanut' with him. And you spastics better start looking for a proper job! Ha ha ha!
Dave: You fucking cunt, Spodsie. Shit it! *knees Spodsie in the chin*
Spodsie: Oof!
*Dave punches Spodsie in the face with a loud 'Smack'*
Spodsie: Ooooohh!
*Dave karate chops Spodsie in the neck, sending blood spurting all over the room*
Dave: Shitter *pulls a gun on Spods and shoots him several times in the chest and abdomen*
Paul: You were a bit hard on old Spodsie there Dave.
Dave: That's nothing Paul. When I get hold of Gary I'm going to turn him into a nut!
Like I said - funny shit.
by J June 08, 2005
When something is exemplfied as being not neccesarily stupid nor smart. It is neither foolish nor wise. It is simply and utterly cute, causing one to become hysterical and overwhelmed by this person or thing's voice, touch or mer presence.
The way Jessica told me about her dream of us getting all cozeh(cozy) made me burst into glee. It was Amazing. It was so precious that I became hizukifyied.
by j May 28, 2004
by J March 13, 2003