j's definitions

munted

to be a thoroughly roasted jelly head;

to have a lack of control over basic physiognomical functions

:"It soon became apparent that Berts´ turbot impressions were chemically assisted and he was disqualified immediately for being completely munted."

by j December 2, 2003

kaillera

an online tool used for alot of emulators, is very well made and can be a lot of fun whoopin your mates online at some classic games.

Jason: I so rule,
Scott: no, you dont
Jason: YOU WANNA BRAWL WIT ME?!
Scott: MORTAL KOMBAT!
*at the end of the fight*
Jason: as I said, I so rule

by J April 6, 2004

chipmunk

a monkey that still has a chip of wood stuck up his ass from fucking himself with a log

holy fucking shit look at that chipmunk

by j March 28, 2005

haggard

FUcked up beyond all repair

That ho's pussy is so haggard

by j May 13, 2005

drop a duece

Bowel Movement; Take a shit; Poop.

Give me the keys to the bathroom, I need to drop a duece; (past tense)Don't go in there, I just dropped a nasty duece.

by J January 23, 2004

piss in my cornflakes

A big let down; disappointment; An urban version of "Rain on my parade"

A favorite saying growing up in Michigan

Damn, I was about to bang this bitch and her parents had to come home and piss in my cornflakes!

by J April 27, 2004

Russian candycane

Like a pearl necklace but just before the man ejaculates, he punches her in the face making her nose bleed. The blood mixing with the semen resembles a festive candycane swirl.

Vlad finished off the holidays by giving Nadia a messy Russian candycane.

by J November 12, 2003