j's definitions

money

Can be exchanged for goods and services.

Homer: 'Ah,10 bucks! I wanted a peanut'
Brain: 'Money can buy many peanuts'
Homer: 'Explain how.'
Brain: 'Beer can be exchanged for goods and services'
Homer: 'Woohoo!'

by J January 12, 2004

toofus

baby talk for when a baby gets its first tooth

My little toofus

by j July 15, 2003

Pile of Cunt

Anything that induces contempt, exasperation, fatigue and an all round general feeling of crappiness.

This assignment is a pile of cunt!

by J March 10, 2005

fagmaster

a homosexual crew leader

you fucking dirty queer fagmaster

by J March 11, 2003

implonation

when something implodes and has a force of detonation upon it

i spray some 'implonation 5000' on a fly and slowly as he begins to pitter and patter, feeling like hes runnin outta gas, he softly lands on the ground, to only moments later SZICHKABOOM
J' thats what i call an implonation

by J April 1, 2005

whippit

releasing NO2 from a cannister into a balloon and inhaling it. The effect is temporary, lasting only about one minute, and is harmless. (NO2 is used by dentists regularly during painful operations)

Let's do a whippit.

by J November 26, 2003

uppers

street classification of any prescription or non prescription substance that is a CNS stimulant, common physical side effects of "uppers" are:

increased heart rate
anxiety
tingling
feeling "buzzed"

Amphetamines (speed)
Methamphetamines (meth)
Ecstasy
Ephedrine and Psudo-Ephedrine
Cocaine and Crack

by J January 10, 2004