j's definitions

implonation

when something implodes and has a force of detonation upon it

i spray some 'implonation 5000' on a fly and slowly as he begins to pitter and patter, feeling like hes runnin outta gas, he softly lands on the ground, to only moments later SZICHKABOOM
J' thats what i call an implonation

by J April 1, 2005

yark

Of a disgusting nature.

J: Hey NdR, does your dad still have a bad case of smegma?
NdR: YARK!

by J March 15, 2005

cry wolfowitz

'crying wolf', taken from the actions Deputy Secratary of defense Paul Wolfowitz took to try and take America to war with Iraq.

The neo-cons tried to convince everyone Saddam was a threat but they were just crying-Wolfowitz

by J June 25, 2003

remtard

A remie, a remster, a retard.
A cerebrally challenged individual.

Goddamn remtard!
Learn to read remtard!

by J June 17, 2003

fellumping

Inserting the top part of your head into another persons rectum.

"You fellumping bastard, get your fucking head out of my ass"

by J March 28, 2003

uppers

street classification of any prescription or non prescription substance that is a CNS stimulant, common physical side effects of "uppers" are:

increased heart rate
anxiety
tingling
feeling "buzzed"

Amphetamines (speed)
Methamphetamines (meth)
Ecstasy
Ephedrine and Psudo-Ephedrine
Cocaine and Crack

by J January 10, 2004

o's

common baltimorian nickname for the Orioles, the best team in baseball history, arch-enemies of the New York Yankees, also emphasized heavily in the national anthem

O's baby... O-R-I-O-L-E-S

by J May 5, 2005