j's definitions

Chocolate Chugger

The act of excreting into someone's drink, prefereably the drink would be of dark colour, (Coke, Coffee, Tea etc). The result, a rather nutty taste for the victim of the Chocolate Chugger.And a shit moustache.

John: That Peter's a bit of a chocolate chugger ain't he?
Alex: Why?
John: Cos I just shat in his drink!

by J May 3, 2005

imac

Someone with high computing needs who doesn't want to be tangled with the everyday problems plaguing the PC industry.

The iMac was voted the year's top computer and your PC looks like crap compared to my beautiful iMac.

by J January 13, 2003

spray and pray

Counter-Strike: You hold down the mouse button and empty the clip, hoping you'll get someone.

OMFG SPRAY n PRAY!

by J December 4, 2002

Peanut

A member of the Modern Toss pantheon of comics and comic characters, chronicalling the power struggle that rages within the world-famous Mod supergroup Peanut. The comic features the characters Dave (bass player), Paul(drummer), Gary (lead singer), Rodriguez (Gary's PA) and Spodsie (Manager).

It needs to be pointed out that the band members are more noted for their violent methods than their music. The comic largely follows the exploits of Dave and Paul, as they attempt to discover why they have been dropped from the band.

In short, the funniest comic strip ever!

(Manager's office. Spodsie is talking to Dave and Paul)

Spodsie: "Yeah, I've been meaning to call you for a while. Gary's splitting the band up and he's taking the name 'Peanut' with him. And you spastics better start looking for a proper job! Ha ha ha!

Dave: You fucking cunt, Spodsie. Shit it! *knees Spodsie in the chin*

Spodsie: Oof!

*Dave punches Spodsie in the face with a loud 'Smack'*

Spodsie: Ooooohh!

*Dave karate chops Spodsie in the neck, sending blood spurting all over the room*

Dave: Shitter *pulls a gun on Spods and shoots him several times in the chest and abdomen*

Paul: You were a bit hard on old Spodsie there Dave.

Dave: That's nothing Paul. When I get hold of Gary I'm going to turn him into a nut!

Like I said - funny shit.

by J June 21, 2005

GP

Giraffe Pussy; usually used to describe an object that is excessively expensive.

I'll never drive a Bentley. They're high as GP.

by J December 2, 2003

get that shit

Usually a phrase a man/woman uses talkin to a friend about someone they want to have sex with.

Man 1: Man, Niecy been lookin fine lately. She wants to chill sometime.
Man 2: Dawg, you better get that shit.

by J December 17, 2004

detroit basketball

The way detroit plays basketball and the reason we fuck over all other teams and are the champs.

Announcer: Ben wallace just dunked nasty.

Mase: DETROIT BASKETBALL!!!

by J May 27, 2005