j's definitions

Lawnmowerman II

The all time worst film ever

Lawnmowerman II is crap!!
YEAH!!!

by j December 8, 2004

pointless

something that not worth doing because nothing worth it will come from it

life is an example of pointless since what comes from it in the end?

by j July 24, 2004

booyah

it is supposed to be the sound of a sawed off shotgun. made popular by the early 90's rap group "booyah tribe" also used by cypress hill in their early albums.

"sawed off shotgun, hand on the pump. booyah, sorry i had to get ya." cypress hill

by j July 29, 2006

piss in my cornflakes

A big let down; disappointment; An urban version of "Rain on my parade"

A favorite saying growing up in Michigan

Damn, I was about to bang this bitch and her parents had to come home and piss in my cornflakes!

by J April 27, 2004

Russian candycane

Like a pearl necklace but just before the man ejaculates, he punches her in the face making her nose bleed. The blood mixing with the semen resembles a festive candycane swirl.

Vlad finished off the holidays by giving Nadia a messy Russian candycane.

by J November 12, 2003

Mistress

1. noun; In B/D and S/M, the woman who is dominant.
2. noun; Proper title of dominant woman in B/D and S/M relationship.

1. I am a dominant Mistress who is looking for a submissive slave to play with.
2. My name is Mistress Tiffany.

by J June 4, 2003

CollectaCheck

A member of law enforcement who does the absolute bare minimum to maintain his employment. usu. a sign of cowardice, apathy and lethargy, rarely a sign of intelligence.

going into 7-11 highasamotherfucker, I wasn't stressin 5-0, they was CollectaChecks.

by J January 21, 2004