j's definitions

crossroads

A term for heaven.

RIP Eazy 'n Uncle Charles, see you at Tha Crossroads.

by J March 29, 2003

head up fade

To fight someone, one on one, with no one else interfering, hand to hand combat.

Yo my boy wanna shoot you a head up fade.

by J January 23, 2004

shit-kicker

Large and/or heavy boots that could possibly be used to beat someone.

John is wearing his shit-kickers today.

by j December 19, 2004

Lawnmowerman II

The all time worst film ever

Lawnmowerman II is crap!!
YEAH!!!

by j December 8, 2004

scumboid

Referring to person or persons (scumboids) who are common and or vulgar in nature. A scumboid can be spotted in numerous ways; clothing- will probably be track suit or over the top 'designer' clothing, will be dripping with 'gold' jewelry and accompanied by peroxide highlights- possibly with 80's perm in addition. You will notice the scumboid may bank with the TSB as they have been refused at other banking establishments. A potential scumboid will doubtless come from an estate (aka TSB Towers) and drive a clapped out Ford Escort with miss-matching coloured body panels.

'I tried a new pub last night and it was full of scumboids so I had to leave'.

by J June 23, 2003

jumentous

smelling like or of donkey urine. look it up kids.

man, you smell jumentous today!

by J August 26, 2004

Kanna

The first incarnation of Naraku, she appears to be a little girl with white cloths, hair and glazed over eyes. She is a demonic empty vessel,so she has no soul or emotions. This makes her seem really scary, about the scariest villian in the show Inuyasha. She attacks with a mirror that can also absorb the souls of her others, a favorite pastime of hers. Unlike her younger sister Kagura, She is very loyal to her father/master Naraku.

"Give...me...your...soul"

by J April 23, 2005