j's definitions

Incest

Why so many Democrats are just plain ugly.

The entire Baldwin family.

by J March 22, 2005

yark

Of a disgusting nature.

J: Hey NdR, does your dad still have a bad case of smegma?
NdR: YARK!

by J March 15, 2005

kewl

The aggravating way of pronouncing 'cool'. Used by the weed smokin idiotic gay bang gang members.

gbgm1:you are lookin kewl in that dress!

gbgm2:Lets bang the kewl way then!

by j March 14, 2005

Windows

A high paid barbaric and cold-blooded way to turn your computer into a Relic.

I just donated my windows installed wrecked computer to the local museum

by j March 14, 2005

Pile of Cunt

Anything that induces contempt, exasperation, fatigue and an all round general feeling of crappiness.

This assignment is a pile of cunt!

by J March 10, 2005

What are you some sort of cunt?

Go to www.shitflap.com and view the Mr. Tourette strips. Uncle Peter you are a genius!

This phrase is perfect for directing at dissatisfied customers and uppity employers.

Go to the site mentioned above where you can observe the use of this phrase in its proper context.

by J March 10, 2005

Shitter

A word one utters right before you blow some twat (or twats) into the next world. Best used when disposing of political enemies or exacting vengeance on some fucktard who has denigrates your line of work.

From the unnecessarily violent comic strip "Peanut".

Spodsie: "You cunts better start looking for a proper job! HAHAHAHA!"

Dave: "Shitter!" (Bang!-Bang!-Bang!)

by J March 9, 2005