j's definitions

implonation

when something implodes and has a force of detonation upon it

i spray some 'implonation 5000' on a fly and slowly as he begins to pitter and patter, feeling like hes runnin outta gas, he softly lands on the ground, to only moments later SZICHKABOOM
J' thats what i call an implonation

by J April 1, 2005

fagmaster

a homosexual crew leader

you fucking dirty queer fagmaster

by J March 11, 2003

kent state

The liberal capitol of the mid-west.

Kent state really does compare to Berkley and Harvard!

by J February 5, 2005

kicked MySelf to the curb

to get out of a bad relationship with an unstable female, while having her think it was her idea, thereby sparing oneself vicious reprisals.

"Yo that psycho bitch was blowin my shit up and creepin by my crib every nite like it was her job, so I kicked MySelf to the curb!"

by J January 21, 2004

funct

antonym of defunct; probably shortened from functional

When I reopened my website, it became funct again.

by J January 27, 2005

uppers

street classification of any prescription or non prescription substance that is a CNS stimulant, common physical side effects of "uppers" are:

increased heart rate
anxiety
tingling
feeling "buzzed"

Amphetamines (speed)
Methamphetamines (meth)
Ecstasy
Ephedrine and Psudo-Ephedrine
Cocaine and Crack

by J January 10, 2004

remtard

A remie, a remster, a retard.
A cerebrally challenged individual.

Goddamn remtard!
Learn to read remtard!

by J June 17, 2003