j's definitions

funct

antonym of defunct; probably shortened from functional

When I reopened my website, it became funct again.

by J January 27, 2005

gabber

Extreme, twisted and insane hardcore techno. Happy hardcore without the happy.
Has deep roots in Holland, Germany, and Scotland.
If you haven't listened to any before I reccommend Fracture4-Lord of sunbeds.
INSANE!!!

Gabber is hard. Oh yes. Hard.

by J January 20, 2005

Yummy

The equivalence of cool, but for generation Z.

or

A flattering reaction to "tonsil hockey".

Oh my god, did you see Noel today? She's soooo yummy!

or

Bobby: I see you've met my tongue.
Suzie: Yummy!

by J January 20, 2005

Chelsea FC

Similar to the football team you support... but better.

Unless you support Chelsea that is...

Chelsea shit on arsenal, palace and all the other inferior london based football clubs...

by J January 18, 2005

S&M

Sympathy & Metallcica-

An album and DVD released by Metallica, in which Metallica plays with a Sympathy conducted by Michael Kamen.

I love S&M! It is the best!

by J January 14, 2005

knuckle dragger

The name given to the drivers/lovers of V8 engined cars and the such.

Look at that "Knuckle dragger" driving that heap of crap.

by j January 12, 2005

boo fatty lumkins

The name given to fine ass cheeba

hey dude, you got any of that boo fatty lumkins, 'tis hurta shit

by j January 12, 2005