j's definitions

zaffo

Zaffo... wtf is zaffo, sounds like a form of fungitudinal mossitious puss that grows on your eyelids, or is that scake...

j' dude, wtf is zaffo
dude 1' ZAFFO MAN ITS ZAFFO EVERY1 KNOWS THE ZAFFO
j' mmmm
dude 2 pokes insestuiously at dude 1
dude 1' oi man stop that shit, ur crazy
dude 2' nah man its worth your while
j' wtf has this to do with zaffo ?

by J April 1, 2005

Baloo

From the old school cartoon series talespin where the bear named baloo always had a scheme for money. It is used to describe a girl who chases money and men with money constantly.

that bitch stole my wallet, what a baloo

by J June 9, 2004

snob

1. A Resident Of Dublin 4
2. A Person That Thinks They Are Better Then Other People Because Of There Bank Balance
3. Sombody Who Shops In Brown Tomas On A Regular Basis
4. Resident In A Exclusive Private Estate In Dublin (Usualy South Side, Esp. Dublin 4)
5. People Who Changed Their Postal Code Because they didnt want to be associated with the "common" people. ie. Residents Of Dublin 6W

i bought the whole dialinn collection in brown tomas

Snob To Post Man: I insist That you diliver my post to my Dublin 6W address and not Dublin 6

why is that commoner looking at me??

by J February 21, 2004

gay-z

gay version of jay-z

gay-z sucks

by j February 18, 2004

shit the bed

1) Making a mistake that many other people recognize as a mistake.
2) Fucking up...really bad

Jeff shit the bed when he hooked up with Marty instead of Ashlea.

by J April 9, 2003

i'm a lady

invented in a west yorkshire school,
is a good ice-breaker in conversation

i'm a lady and i can't breathe!

by J November 30, 2004

get that shit

Usually a phrase a man/woman uses talkin to a friend about someone they want to have sex with.

Man 1: Man, Niecy been lookin fine lately. She wants to chill sometime.
Man 2: Dawg, you better get that shit.

by J December 17, 2004