j's definitions

thrapston

Thrapston is a small town in northamptonshire. It is THE chav capital of the world, and every youth does drugs of some sort. For a peaceful retreat, do NOT come here.

"i went to thrapston and got stoned as fuck last week"

by j March 23, 2005

Chelsea FC

Similar to the football team you support... but better.

Unless you support Chelsea that is...

Chelsea shit on arsenal, palace and all the other inferior london based football clubs...

by J January 18, 2005

Illuminate

-brightened with light

It will take man his whole life to find it...But when he does, he won't know what to do with it.

by j August 18, 2004

kunoichi

female ninja

A beautiful kunoichi attacked without warning.

by J October 10, 2003

self expression

1.) The act of one person screaming at the top of their lungs in a crowd. 2.) The act of a person or group of people doing something odd or gay. 3.) One or more people choosing to behave in a certain form or fashion that does not adhere to socially acceptable codes.

Look at that group using self expression.

This bar is full of drunks and self expression.

Those clothes are full of self expression.

by J September 11, 2003

scumboid

Referring to person or persons (scumboids) who are common and or vulgar in nature. A scumboid can be spotted in numerous ways; clothing- will probably be track suit or over the top 'designer' clothing, will be dripping with 'gold' jewelry and accompanied by peroxide highlights- possibly with 80's perm in addition. You will notice the scumboid may bank with the TSB as they have been refused at other banking establishments. A potential scumboid will doubtless come from an estate (aka TSB Towers) and drive a clapped out Ford Escort with miss-matching coloured body panels.

'I tried a new pub last night and it was full of scumboids so I had to leave'.

by J June 23, 2003

Skyline

The car with the most street credability of anything. Also, when modified, can pack over 1350bhp.

Widely accepted throughout the world to be possibly the best car ever, accept in america where the corvette wins on patriotic grounds.

The most up to date version is the
GTR R-35 Concept. Sweet looks and improved handling make it almost ultimate even before modifying. They have to change the front badge though.

That skyline in 2 fast 2 furios was shit! They should try getting more than a measly 750bhp outta that engine.

by J January 8, 2005