j's definitions

ayuss

urban pronunciation of ass.

"I was tappin dat ayuss last night"

by J November 30, 2004

ffs

used mainly when anger and frustration run rampent through the veins of even the most noble and happy chappy

J' FFS WHERES ME FUKING SC CD
kid' settle down fukwit

by J April 1, 2005

camel toe

Camel toes are most often caused by tight restrictive clothing ie: spandex, lycra, ect...
When jacked up to the breast area it causes the "camel toe" effect, also known as the moose knuckle.

"Damn if she'd feed that thing a pair of jeans in the morning it wouldn't munch on her like that!" She got a nasty camel toe!!

by j June 12, 2004

exeleutherostomize

To speak freely in an inappropriate situation. Rarely found in dictionaries.

The interview for the teaching position at the girls' high school was not the place for Paul to exeleutherostomize.

by j April 17, 2005

Even Steven

When two guys double team a girl, and their dinkies touch.

Kasey and Mike even-steven'd your mom last night.

by J July 17, 2003

Nitemare

idiot, moron, anything not worth crapping on

the last source given for the definition dawg

by J January 20, 2003

3000GT

196 hoarsepower GSXR1000
at a 1/8 the weight

dude, look, he just did 270km/hour in 11 seconds....

yer i just creamed myself

by J April 1, 2005