j's definitions

captian hook

crooked and bent dick

This can be found on boys whos dick's curve up and twist around and look all discobobilated.....Just like MAX FARR

by J May 13, 2005

mtv

a corporation that literally started music television, that people will always seem to bitch about and then go off to watch. does hav stupid presenters etc tho.

watch mtv 2

person: i hate mtv so much cos all my friends do.
person 2: yeh i only watch mtv cos i hate it so much.

by j July 18, 2004

dolly parton

a hot woman who has sexy legs.

Damn, she's hot!!

by j April 13, 2004

queasy

1. a person who feels as though they're gonna spew/puke/barf/hurl chunks/regurgitate/undigest/vomit
2. causing a person to feel like they're gonna vom

queasy+Dr Evil="I think I'm gonna vom"

by j December 30, 2003

elevator

A word replacing the meaning 'on so many different levels' hence the word, elevator

1: So I showed this bitch a picture of lubricant/porn, and asked her to find the easter egg and she was looking for an ACTUAL easter egg..

2: DAMN! that hoe is elevator stupid man.

by J May 28, 2004

Pendejo

slang, commonly used by Mexicans and Chicanos......asshole

Chinga tu madre pinche pocho pendeho

by J October 23, 2003

szichkaboom

when something sizzles, goes 'ich' and goes kaboom... a very indepth and complicated way of exploding whilst maintaining a smooth cooking texture and language control

szichkaboom
kid' yeah... its dead
J' peace out brutha

by J April 1, 2005