j's definitions

shit the bed

1) Making a mistake that many other people recognize as a mistake.
2) Fucking up...really bad

Jeff shit the bed when he hooked up with Marty instead of Ashlea.

by J April 9, 2003

gay-z

gay version of jay-z

gay-z sucks

by j February 18, 2004

detroit basketball

The way detroit plays basketball and the reason we fuck over all other teams and are the champs.

Announcer: Ben wallace just dunked nasty.

Mase: DETROIT BASKETBALL!!!

by J May 27, 2005

captian hook

crooked and bent dick

This can be found on boys whos dick's curve up and twist around and look all discobobilated.....Just like MAX FARR

by J May 13, 2005

mtv

a corporation that literally started music television, that people will always seem to bitch about and then go off to watch. does hav stupid presenters etc tho.

watch mtv 2

person: i hate mtv so much cos all my friends do.
person 2: yeh i only watch mtv cos i hate it so much.

by j July 18, 2004

breaks

Style of well good music that consists of a catchy breakbeat deviating from the more conventional 4/4 with synths over the top. It is often downtempo and can be alot more interesting than regular techno and trance.

Good Breaks artists existing are: Hybrid, Freestylers, Plump djs, Stanton Warriors, Rennie Pilgrem, Meat Katie, Tayo, Christian J etc.

It is not techno, It is breaks you f*ckin Moron, leave my house now, who invited you anyway?

by j January 1, 2005

Raisin

Something you eat, helps you crap. Healthy. Smells magically delicious.

I ate a raisin when I was trippin off X, coke, crack, MJ, PCP, ZBZ, THC, and ABC's. My gremlin ate one too.

by J December 19, 2003