j's definitions

TSB

See 'scumboid' for further guidance. Generally means common person, place or event.

'Have you seen her house, it's so TSB! Tack everywhere!'

by J June 23, 2003

sphincter sprinkler

The process by which ejaculate is sprayed/ sprinkled by a penis onto an asshole.

That homo is a prime example of a sphincter sprinkler.

by J April 28, 2003

pathump

like when u slap two pieces of meat together

butcher' and the meat on the bus goes...
J' u get the idea

by J April 1, 2005

SooN

Probably the leetest fucking CS player of all time.

SooN pwns everyone.

by j June 29, 2003

fukwit

an easy way of calling someone a fuck, and a complete and utter twit...

hence the great fukwit was come to be, comletely unoffensive and usable in most public places :)

judge' and you, what do you have to say
j' c'mon judge, that guys a fukwit
judge' very true, fukwit, ur fuked
fukwit' chyeah he.. heheh.. mmm

by J April 1, 2005

piss in my cornflakes

A big let down; disappointment; An urban version of "Rain on my parade"

A favorite saying growing up in Michigan

Damn, I was about to bang this bitch and her parents had to come home and piss in my cornflakes!

by J April 27, 2004

Russian candycane

Like a pearl necklace but just before the man ejaculates, he punches her in the face making her nose bleed. The blood mixing with the semen resembles a festive candycane swirl.

Vlad finished off the holidays by giving Nadia a messy Russian candycane.

by J November 12, 2003