j's definitions

dick-whip

To hit someone across the face with the magic stick...also shapap

Bitch was acting up so i dick-whipped her

by J September 2, 2003

mushroom tattoo

See mushroom stamp

I don't know what happened to Sarah at the party, but she came back with a nice mushroom tattoo.

by J April 22, 2004

ayuss

urban pronunciation of ass.

"I was tappin dat ayuss last night"

by J November 30, 2004

camel toe

Camel toes are most often caused by tight restrictive clothing ie: spandex, lycra, ect...
When jacked up to the breast area it causes the "camel toe" effect, also known as the moose knuckle.

"Damn if she'd feed that thing a pair of jeans in the morning it wouldn't munch on her like that!" She got a nasty camel toe!!

by j June 12, 2004

ffs

used mainly when anger and frustration run rampent through the veins of even the most noble and happy chappy

J' FFS WHERES ME FUKING SC CD
kid' settle down fukwit

by J April 1, 2005

modulate

To have rhythmic sex

"meet me at the coffee table with the gypsiness so we can modulate."

by j November 24, 2006

money

Can be exchanged for goods and services.

Homer: 'Ah,10 bucks! I wanted a peanut'
Brain: 'Money can buy many peanuts'
Homer: 'Explain how.'
Brain: 'Beer can be exchanged for goods and services'
Homer: 'Woohoo!'

by J January 12, 2004