j‌k's definitions

Ybmti

Short for "you beat me to it"

Me: What's bofa?
Friend 1: bofa DEEZ NUTS
Friend 2: bofa DEEZ NUTS
Friend 2: dang, ybmti

by j‌k August 23, 2019

tg

Short for "Telegram", a cross-platform messaging service similar to WhatsApp.

Compared to other messaging platforms, Telegram's moderation is lax and it has become a hub for revolutionary groups, the alt-right, illegal file sharing, and furries.

Yo check it out, there's a massive Intel source code leak in this one tg channel

by j‌k November 3, 2020

backreading

Scrolling up (or scrolling down, depending on the chat app) through a group chat reading every. single. message.

"Dude, why were you online in the group chat but didn't say anything?"
"Sorry, I was backreading about 1000 messages."
"Dude, you have no life."

by j‌k August 25, 2016

bruk bruk

You looked this up because you had no idea what Dillon Francis' song means.

I need your lovin', BRUK BRUK

by j‌k July 4, 2016

985

A reference to Project 985, a Chinese government program for creating the country's top universities. Often posted with other numbers by Chinese users on social networks in reference to Huawei detaining an employee for demanding severance pay.

Huawei 985, 996, 251, 404

by j‌k March 6, 2020

hwy

A confusing typo of "hey" that doesn't stand for anything.

Bae: hwy
Me: ????
Bae: My bad, I meant hello

by j‌k March 8, 2018

LPL

Short for LockPickingLawyer, a former lawyer that picks locks on his YouTube channel

After seeing too many LPL videos I no longer feel safe keeping my stuff literally anywhere

by j‌k December 5, 2021