j‌k's definitions

sg

sg is the country code for Singapore, an island nation in Southeast Asia with a "benevolent dictatorship"

It would be cool to visit sg someday but with all their weird laws against simple things like selling chewing gum or forgetting to flush the toilet maybe I'll hold off for now

by j‌k August 15, 2022

pageloss

Pageloss is when you make a post with good content to a forum that ends up being the last post on a thread page, then soon after someone adds a crap quality post to the thread that starts a new page, leaving your Good Post on the previous page where it will be lost to the sands of time.

If you notice a Good Post that just got pagelossed by a stupid post, it's generally good manners to quote it, including all of its content, on the next page.

This term is pretty specific to the Blockland forum but gets some use elsewhere.

Can't believe nobody will see the post I spent 30 minutes researching because some moron pagelossed me with a dumb copypasta

by j‌k January 2, 2022

LPL

Short for LockPickingLawyer, a former lawyer that picks locks on his YouTube channel

After seeing too many LPL videos I no longer feel safe keeping my stuff literally anywhere

by j‌k December 5, 2021

RRS

Red River Showdown, an annual rival football game between the University of Oklahoma and the University of Texas taking place at the Cotton Bowl in Dallas.

Texas blew a 21-point lead in the RRS this year

by j‌k October 13, 2021

tg

Short for "Telegram", a cross-platform messaging service similar to WhatsApp.

Compared to other messaging platforms, Telegram's moderation is lax and it has become a hub for revolutionary groups, the alt-right, illegal file sharing, and furries.

Yo check it out, there's a massive Intel source code leak in this one tg channel

by j‌k November 3, 2020

985

A reference to Project 985, a Chinese government program for creating the country's top universities. Often posted with other numbers by Chinese users on social networks in reference to Huawei detaining an employee for demanding severance pay.

Huawei 985, 996, 251, 404

by j‌k March 6, 2020

wab

Short for Whataburger, the solution to all your problems

Me: You've got to be kidding me, fire alarms going off at 4 AM?
Roommate: time for wab

Me: oof, I got creamed by that midterm
Friend: time for wab

Mom: I'm so sorry, your grandfather's dead
Me: time for wab

by j‌k December 1, 2019