j‌k's definitions

bruk bruk

You looked this up because you had no idea what Dillon Francis' song means.

I need your lovin', BRUK BRUK

by j‌k July 4, 2016

tg

Short for "Telegram", a cross-platform messaging service similar to WhatsApp.

Compared to other messaging platforms, Telegram's moderation is lax and it has become a hub for revolutionary groups, the alt-right, illegal file sharing, and furries.

Yo check it out, there's a massive Intel source code leak in this one tg channel

by j‌k November 3, 2020

vc

voice chat or video chat, I've seen it both ways

Me: ugh, I'm sick of typing
Bae: hey wanna vc???😘

by j‌k June 22, 2018

985

A reference to Project 985, a Chinese government program for creating the country's top universities. Often posted with other numbers by Chinese users on social networks in reference to Huawei detaining an employee for demanding severance pay.

Huawei 985, 996, 251, 404

by j‌k March 6, 2020

backreading

Scrolling up (or scrolling down, depending on the chat app) through a group chat reading every. single. message.

"Dude, why were you online in the group chat but didn't say anything?"
"Sorry, I was backreading about 1000 messages."
"Dude, you have no life."

by j‌k August 25, 2016

sg

sg is the country code for Singapore, an island nation in Southeast Asia with a "benevolent dictatorship"

It would be cool to visit sg someday but with all their weird laws against simple things like selling chewing gum or forgetting to flush the toilet maybe I'll hold off for now

by j‌k August 15, 2022

Ybmti

Short for "you beat me to it"

Me: What's bofa?
Friend 1: bofa DEEZ NUTS
Friend 2: bofa DEEZ NUTS
Friend 2: dang, ybmti

by j‌k August 23, 2019