yardage

something that takes a long time

"I can't go to the north pole right now, that would take yardage"

by itchyscrot April 01, 2003

front brush

furry triangular shape between a woman's legs

"i'm gunna have a growl up her front brush"

by itchyscrot April 03, 2003

boolshit

alternate spelling of "bullshit", popular with computer programmers

"this is boolshit"

by itchyscrot April 03, 2003

creature

a way to refer to your parents

"what are your creatures doing tonite?"
"think i'll visit my creatures this weekend"

by itchyscrot April 03, 2003

zippy

puppet from British children's TV programme Rainbow.

George: Bungle's a mincing queen.
Zippy: Everybody knows that.

by itchyscrot April 02, 2003

shoemenders

something that's a load of crap, not very good at all, derived from "cobblers" which is a common expression in england. can be shortened to "shoe"

"see my car, that's a load of shoemenders"
"that film I saw yesterday was a load of shoemenders"
Wife: "Do you Like My New Dress?"
Husband : "No its a load of shoe"

by itchyscrot April 03, 2003

shoemenders

something thats extremely crap. derived from an english saying "cobblers". can be shortened to "shoe"

"that film was a load of shoemenders"
"that car over there is a load of shoe"

by itchyscrot April 11, 2003