yardage

something that takes a long time

"I can't go to the north pole right now, that would take yardage"

by itchyscrot April 01, 2003

plod

Something that is exceedingly crap

"those hersheys chocolate bars are a load of plod"

by itchyscrot April 03, 2003

front brush

furry triangular shape between a woman's legs

"i'm gunna have a growl up her front brush"

by itchyscrot April 03, 2003

shoemenders

something thats extremely crap. derived from an english saying "cobblers". can be shortened to "shoe"

"that film was a load of shoemenders"
"that car over there is a load of shoe"

by itchyscrot April 11, 2003

creature

a way to refer to your parents

"what are your creatures doing tonite?"
"think i'll visit my creatures this weekend"

by itchyscrot April 03, 2003

Yoghurt Rifle

Male Genitalia

"you've put yoghurt everywhere with your yoghurt rifle"

by itchyscrot July 14, 2003

prune

used as an insult, more appropriately used on people whos faces actually resemble a prune.

"look at that prune"

by itchyscrot April 03, 2003