Definitions by illinoishorrorman
Magic Underwear Jokes
The quickest thing to piss of a Jello Eating Bunny aka Latter Day Saint is make a really degrading joke about their temple undergarments or call The Book of Mormon alternate history fanfiction of the King James Version of the Bible. Also imply that Joseph Smith was a womanizing con man who married his women to keep his sex life in check. They really hate when one attributes their doctrine to rodents copulating (as this one is a favorite barb.) There's my critic of religion status confirmed.
"I don't believe that my boxer briefs are magical, as in you mean to tell me you never cut a greasy fart in those magic underwear and leave a skidmark." My retort when I caught the webmaster mocking my most personal project as an editor as the cover was the second time I saw fan-art -- the artist was my breakout from Issue 3 and came to Issue Five as he was the cover artist for the first time.
My enraged comment came when I learned a blogtroll decided to send the cover to the webmaster as he took aim at it; I had seen very strong covers over the years as a lot of my own projects came from my photography output. His response after seeing the barrage of Magic Underwear Jokes combined with double homicide whamlines, "Hey, I’ve got an idea! How about we DON’T refer to other people’s religious beliefs in the most degrading way possible, and instead behave like civilized beings, not total dickwads, okay? It’s called “civilization.” You may have heard of it." The response was on par to Deva's "yer taking to care bears' retort on twitter.
My enraged comment came when I learned a blogtroll decided to send the cover to the webmaster as he took aim at it; I had seen very strong covers over the years as a lot of my own projects came from my photography output. His response after seeing the barrage of Magic Underwear Jokes combined with double homicide whamlines, "Hey, I’ve got an idea! How about we DON’T refer to other people’s religious beliefs in the most degrading way possible, and instead behave like civilized beings, not total dickwads, okay? It’s called “civilization.” You may have heard of it." The response was on par to Deva's "yer taking to care bears' retort on twitter.
Magic Underwear Jokes by illinoishorrorman January 19, 2018
Colorful Language
A polite way of saying someone drops all the fuck relatives and then some. Pastor's wife that happened to be a classsmate during the era of the original events of The Cabbie Homicide as The Chicago Tribune reported, responded to the colorful language laced retort like a vampire to holy water.
A christian blogger, "Thank you for your comment, unfortunately I need to edit one line because of the colorful language you used in the statement."
Me, "Shit do you realize that your own Old Testament has the line "Drink your own piss and eat your own dung?"
The Blogger: *Blush*
Me: "time to stop using the fucking pseudo-profanity and it's okay to say 'piss drinking bastard'"
Me, "Shit do you realize that your own Old Testament has the line "Drink your own piss and eat your own dung?"
The Blogger: *Blush*
Me: "time to stop using the fucking pseudo-profanity and it's okay to say 'piss drinking bastard'"
Colorful Language by illinoishorrorman January 19, 2018
The New Republic
The Narrative Journalism Magazine that was the start of the fabulist spree of Stephen Glass as he fabricated his sources in the mid-to-late 1990's. I studied the debacle to go double homicide with the taunting in the Shadow Dolls Plagiarism affair. My then room mate who was known for writing for Outburn and Chain D.L.K. rented the film based on the Buzz penned article from Vanity Fair. I had managed to pinterest the article and my facebook page exclusive as I caught a low-fi act from Boston trying to liken me to Stephen Glass as I called one of them a chomo as he was trying to say I was pretending to be a toughie as I pulled out a track of his album and a track from a compilation that I picked up on Bandcamp. I freight-trained the little fuck over his speaking ill of the Derleth family in front of me. He was the one who invoked a twitter war with me when I was active on the Cradle of Filth social network at the time. I have the blog tag "Plagiarism Scandals" as I was preparing to nail the SomethingAwful goon plagiarist for stealing my output along with Kealan's fanbase getting caught. In a PDF I wrote tweeting to VampireFreaks I pulled a demolition man move saying I am willing to reinstate Jayson Blair for one sole purpose -- go after the SomethingAwful plagiarist.
Reading about the Stephen Glass fabulist scandal on The New Republic as I saw the film in 2006 then ended up finding these fabrications floating around first hand. It helped me lay into the serial plagiarist David Boyer in what's now known as Shadow Dolls Plagiarism Affair. Boyer's plagiarism spree was longer than both Glass or Blair. Some in journalism circles saw The Cabbie Homicide as a frightening display of investigative journalism when it was written entirely from memory. In the era of the original events from 1993-1994, Chicago Tribune reported on the same subject for a good part of a year, from the murder to the turn of the subjects on each other then to the throwing the book at them.
The New Republic by illinoishorrorman January 19, 2018
double homicide
1.) literal killing of two people sometimes falls into the territory of murder-suicide with no note.
2.) Hardcore aggressive profanity laced retorts when you see them used at the same time. Sometimes the language is mixed with ethnic slur laced prison language. Noted when fuck is used in an aggressive tone,
2.) Hardcore aggressive profanity laced retorts when you see them used at the same time. Sometimes the language is mixed with ethnic slur laced prison language. Noted when fuck is used in an aggressive tone,
Oh shit did that investigative journalist use double homicide retorts to the plagiarist behind the Shadow Dolls Plagiarism Affair; fuck he plagiarized the writer behind The Cabbie Homicide. I read a little history about him the first time he took a swipe was with a pen drawing he did in 1997 as it was introduced in a chatroom. It was a KKK hanging from a tree like they'd do when they lynch someone. Don't ever lie to his face or throw a slur combined with the r-word at him because he would throw the fuck into the ground, as he gave chase to a thug in Cabrini Green when he was 19. When he introduced The Cabbie Homicide he shown the literary community he wrote the horror approach as it was a bullhorn for him.
double homicide by illinoishorrorman January 19, 2018
motherfucking
This is usually chased with an ethnic slur or faggot when a gonzo journalist does reporting via wordpress or tumblr when laying into fanfiction writers, it's used in combination of insults towards a piss blogger or as FUCKLIARS on here puts it as one word pissblogger as he must been reading my blogspot in the era when it was first coined. Motherfucking is fuck relative. It's often the set up for wolf ticket laced double homicide language.
Piss Blogger - The wop took direct aim at us.
What he say?
Motherfucking piss blogging sack of plagiarist shit.
Piss Blogger -- oh fuck he took direct aim at us.
Encyclopedia Dramatica -- let's portray him as flaming faggot as some from Gothic net stole some of his photos.
What he say?
Motherfucking piss blogging sack of plagiarist shit.
Piss Blogger -- oh fuck he took direct aim at us.
Encyclopedia Dramatica -- let's portray him as flaming faggot as some from Gothic net stole some of his photos.
motherfucking by illinoishorrorman January 19, 2018
Encyclopedia Dramatica
Pseudo-journalistic troll website where they faithfully follow the fannish fabulist The Rusty Nail aka the assumed name of Russel Nayle on Associated Content and on Christine Morgan's so called projects that lifted my first science fiction outing. They reported some on Lostprophets lead singer convicted of baby-fuck. They're not too fond of me going back to the days of LJDrama as I took aim at them in An Eye In Shadows though this current incarnation of the piece of shit turned on it's creator, Sherrod DeGrippo aka Sherrod DeHippo to those who caught the libel queen in the act.
They lifted my then Xanga blog at the time as they were updated as I laid into my former boss when they kicked me off as I got my full catalog back at the time An Eye In Shadows fires into them as I fired into Mindset of Fandom Wank as they got their sources from this website. In the piece Bully: A Study I point out that S. E. Cox got her sources from the fucks at Fandom Wank. They're tabloid journalistic rejects who don't do their fucking homework as many in the industry took aim at me based on the information this bullshit website provided as one of the admins of Vampirefreaks also took aim at them.
They lifted my then Xanga blog at the time as they were updated as I laid into my former boss when they kicked me off as I got my full catalog back at the time An Eye In Shadows fires into them as I fired into Mindset of Fandom Wank as they got their sources from this website. In the piece Bully: A Study I point out that S. E. Cox got her sources from the fucks at Fandom Wank. They're tabloid journalistic rejects who don't do their fucking homework as many in the industry took aim at me based on the information this bullshit website provided as one of the admins of Vampirefreaks also took aim at them.
I thought they were rough on me; Goddamn the pseudojournalists at Encyclopedia Dramatica took collective aim at Ian Watkins of Lostprophets as my friends from Novembers Doom had a priceless hashtag when Blabbermouth reported on them via facebook.
Encyclopedia Dramatica by illinoishorrorman January 19, 2018
Crackfic
And I thought the writers in the Bizarro Central were weird! Don't let Carlton Mellick III invade fanfiction.net as if he invades that site, God help us all! (I am joking Mellick.) The Fandom Writer in some ways on FictionPress could be coined this as some called the hell scene extremely weird. Babies Come From Wal-Mart on FictionPress has traits of crackfic with the title.
What the hell did I just come across?!? What the hell is crackfic? ::looking at some of the stories:: don't ask.
Crackfic by illinoishorrorman January 19, 2018