fib

Fucking Illinois Bastard. Common insult if you're from Illinois going to Wisconsin. If you want to piss us off; say our state name with the "s" as that's a common thing in Iowa. The "s" is silent fuckball. Those of you who are writing fanfiction of Early Edition get our accent right, dammit. And don't use the word 'sammich' that's our joke. flatlander is another I heard too, April Derleth was careful not to use either of these terms as she worked with a few out of Chicago.
I heard this remark thrown at me at cheesehead in Iowa City, Iowa, as he was driving the bus on the University of Iowa campus in 1999, it was the first time I had this thrown at me. I had heard Mason City residents call me greaseball as there's still a lot of Anti-Italian prejudice there. My former boss at the pet store told me that I needed to shed my ethnic inland accent. He heard me call him a cheesehead, as he goes, "let me guess you're a fib, as only those from Chicago will use the term 'cheesehead' as it's chased with the fuck relative."
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outreach

In Chicago -- getting published in print on demand circles that's not a pay-a-grand to be published and how to effectively do it is appear with 15-18 other authors in an anthology over the years. Some don't see this as part of their vocabulary for some reason, don't see it as meaningful work for others. Getting yourself in print with TheBookPatch.com or Blurb.com are strong examples of this. Some don't understand this at all but in Florida it's cold calling those who are unfortunate. Reaching out to the community in Chicago -- the option is publication and getting the community published. This is very common when you see someone who is trying to get a GoFundMe going want to help them out do a press release and tap a mate who is on WritersCafe.org when they don't have New Media support.
Seems like Florida and Chicago are not on the same page when it comes to definition of this word: outreach , one on the other hand. They see an ISBN and ISSN, such as being on the newsstand the other well it's trying to be more active in the community where they don't see a skillset as a wheelhouse that's useful. Outreach has two different meanings in two locations; and that's a huge factor when horns are getting locked often -- the use of drabble burns out a man and having them disown their published output. That's a sin on their part. The thing about non-profits is how some became published in print was from this and the ISBN that is on The Book Patch and worked with LibreOffice what they have in common. Both are non-profit origins. "You want to outreach, you get published. Don't give someone the drabble output for this to work. Draw out your piece, put a lot of thought into it. Then show me what you can do."
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The P 'o D

What the readers affectionately called The Pattern of Diagnosis from The Ethereal Gazette: Issue Five (current ISBN: 978-1-944171-38-4) and Dark Gothic Resurrected: Autumn 2007. Written on Thanxgiving weekend 2006 it became the creative nonfiction outing that's one of the most enduring of the creative nonfiction output of the owner of the light blue blog. It's known as the story Something Awful ganked in 2015-2016 as the factions said nothing about the incident -- dismissing it as a prank.

It's the story that got the roster rounding out Issue Five as it's on a place called TheBookPatch and pinterest pinned. The cover artist was an art student as it rivaled Van Gough with the cover art of this. It plays up in Oak Lawn, Illinois where Luke 10:25-37 plays up in front of the namesake's hospital in 2006. The powerful piece clocks in at 5683 words and held its own with a Pulitzer Award winning journalist who became a TOC mate from the era. The story was written after Harry Potter and The Eagle of Truthiness. It's longer than the jesus-is-saviour website founder's screed against Rod Serling.
Those who read The Ethereal Gazette: Issue Five might not realize the story known by readers as The P 'o D also known as the narrative, The Pattern Of Diagnosis. The outing had been discussed on Quora about "what's the most powerful work of literature one's written."

He discusses this both on the site and on youtube on Christmas Eve 2007.

It attributes to two of his friends and a conversation on the phone with his late relatives at the time in 2006. Both publications of the story are in circulation as it was taken further on Wordpress and Tumblr taking the reader further into the story 8 years later. It could been easy something for Unshackled if it didn't have the instrumental use of strong language. The one piece that would piss off Moral Guardians because of the varied use of profanity throughout. He explains in Quora a story like that is not always about the altar call.
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Good News

What's not covered in Chicago, usually when someone isn't bleeding profusely in the ER or critically ill. Usually when they come away unscathed from a car accident and able to walk away from a side swipe on Lake Shore Drive. Other than that it's not covered.

Florida -- it's the front page deal and a regular thing. But they ignore the incident that played up December 2017 and hate when poignant questions are very directed. Both cases are the human interest coverage. They talk about a message of inclusion but inclusion in Chicago is publication with ISBN related to Outreach.
I'm not going to be the bringer of Good News when I say this, but there was an investigation of what played up with Marquardt Middle School class of 1991 alumni and Glenbard North: Class of 1995. This case the term is Chicago's definition where the madman stays in Cook County Jail. That played up Christmas Eve 2018 and almost repeated the horror from Leslie Lane, New Years Eve 1992-1993, Cheryl Huff of Glendale Heights. The events not discussed in An Eye In Shadows but glazed over with The Cabbie Homicide.
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Censorship U

Three schools apply to this one

1.) Brigham Young University (McKay Hatch)

2.) Wheaton College (Ice Cream Socialist)

3.) Pensacola Christian College

These colleges have strict rules on profanity and what subject matter writers can explore. It's the thing that made The P 'o D hard to get noticed because Dictionary of Christianese didn't appreciate the strong language.
This one falls into play when you discuss where McKay Hatch is going to college at where he sparred with An Eye In Shadows author on the subject where the latter had the upper hand the whole time. The author of The Clubhouse Model: Empowering Applications of Theory to Generalist Practice in 2000 was published and 18 years out of date, "Oh damn he went to Censorship U. And talking about the first definition."
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Raping Lil Suzy

The infamous shock piece that Encyclopedia Dramatica dredged up from the mid-1990s that floated around chatrooms in the era. It could been the piece that inspired three to even attempt what this conveyed. I am not going to go into details but will say it's pretty sick. The origins of this was from a site called usernet as some of the boards as they noted get quite nasty for the era, the Encyclopedia Dramatica before they were even a thought. This place was noted for employing leet speak before LiveJournal blogtroll decided to harass those on AIM with it as some pulled out the infamous forerunner to copypasta and invade chatrooms with segments of this sick narrative.
If you wonder where Jared Fogle got the idea for his infamous spree think that old usernet dribble that the trolls Encyclopedia Dramatica pulled up.

others -- don't say it.

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PDFSAM

The program that is a total nightmare to Lulu.com and CreateSpace in the right hands, effectively moving into TheBookPatch.com and Blurb.com with the pdfs that were used on both sites in some cases. This program: Portable Document File Split And Merge. (Not personal data file, get it together as you cannot tell the two apart. No wonder you're a damn janitor at McDonald's at 30.)

Well anyway check them out as one may never know they'd come in handy. This website is free and do a Bing search as they've been around awhile. The program was invented and launched into freeware the moment he created this, as this according to the website was existing since 2006. More so since Open Office been more visible a year prior.
TBN was discussing entering the publishing arena and two were talking about the said place and then this place was tagged this is a noun and a verb -- the act of doing a PDFSAM is taking apart with the program it's named from and became a nightmare for the two major free players in at no-setup fee publishing on demand when their long runner learned how to splice and take apart his Portable Document Files with this when he got his files back from Lulu.com, The Ethereal Gazette: Issue Five still remains in circulation because of this program. The invention which the date unknown though said early 2000s it emerged. In turn, they changed how places went through the big two and went for the new players.
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