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I remember when I heard a kid in the neighbor call the local perv a vertical smile, years later the bastard was filming shit-stabber porn.
by illinoishorrorman January 19, 2018
Get the Vertical Smile mug.The explicit retort a Mormon uses when you make fun of their magic underwear; they're better known for borrowing pseudo-profanity from the 1950s and 1960s television language from the era. Utah introduced the term "Shut The Front Door" as they still have virgin ears as they not allowed to watch Full Metal Jacket as that's the movie that introduced double homicide laced insults spouted at rapid-fire barrage from R. Lee Emery.
I heard the barrage from Petty Officer Nasty as we called her Diesel-breath when she was not in ear shot. The LDS blogger making fun of my most personal project saw his wife getting the receiving end of a misfired f-bomb. TVTropes notes that profanity to LDS is Gosh Darn Dang It To Heck aka Tastes like Diabetes. An LDS if seen The Cabbie Homicide paired with the Morbid Angel midi would have instant nightmare fuel between the two.
I heard the barrage from Petty Officer Nasty as we called her Diesel-breath when she was not in ear shot. The LDS blogger making fun of my most personal project saw his wife getting the receiving end of a misfired f-bomb. TVTropes notes that profanity to LDS is Gosh Darn Dang It To Heck aka Tastes like Diabetes. An LDS if seen The Cabbie Homicide paired with the Morbid Angel midi would have instant nightmare fuel between the two.
The LDS Blogger engaging in a LiveJournal style gang up.
The others were taking turns as they saw the double homicide retorts.
Then the magic underwear joke appears where implies he has a skidmark after cutting a greasy fart.
"How about we NOT refer to someone's beliefs in such a degrading way, it's called being civilized not act like total a total dickwad. I had enough of this as I am locking the comments as this is as much fun as watching the Disney Channel musical with my fingernails getting pulled out."
The Cabbie Homicide author was trying to keep a straight face because he got a Jello Eating Bunny using real profanity at him. He jokes on Google+ "that's on par with the verbal sparring match with Pug as he retorted with 'Eat my pussy asswipe' as Dagstine on a facebook chat said, "I can't believe you just pointed out how could he be a devote Latter Day Saint and a donut-puncher." He laughed even harder, "I should had pointed out The Book of Mormon was King James Bible fanfiction that was pseudohistory about Ancient North America when the truth that shows Kennewick Man."
The others were taking turns as they saw the double homicide retorts.
Then the magic underwear joke appears where implies he has a skidmark after cutting a greasy fart.
"How about we NOT refer to someone's beliefs in such a degrading way, it's called being civilized not act like total a total dickwad. I had enough of this as I am locking the comments as this is as much fun as watching the Disney Channel musical with my fingernails getting pulled out."
The Cabbie Homicide author was trying to keep a straight face because he got a Jello Eating Bunny using real profanity at him. He jokes on Google+ "that's on par with the verbal sparring match with Pug as he retorted with 'Eat my pussy asswipe' as Dagstine on a facebook chat said, "I can't believe you just pointed out how could he be a devote Latter Day Saint and a donut-puncher." He laughed even harder, "I should had pointed out The Book of Mormon was King James Bible fanfiction that was pseudohistory about Ancient North America when the truth that shows Kennewick Man."
by illinoishorrorman January 19, 2018
Get the Dickwad mug.A fanfiction short story from a Marvel property where the characters get pissed at the writer for producing a rapefic as the ending portrays him getting chased for doing so, it's the fanfiction counterpart to what becomes The Fandom Writer. The character A. J. Poe introduced to The House of Pain E-Zine was the Gothic Horror backlash to finding such stories.
The horror story directly cites the Chick Tract called "Doom Town" which is the most realistically drawn tracts of the era that easy drawn influence from Charles Beaumont's short story chronicling glorified heterophobia called The Crooked Man. Emerged in Dec 23, 2002 as I was active with the site AuthorsDen and ThoughtCafe at the time. Noted for the copyrighted characters breaking the fourth wall and collectively imply "Blood on the Water" as the alleged writer flees screaming for help and going "oh crap." This kind of story makes the cult horror short from 2004 have a nastier sting.
The horror story directly cites the Chick Tract called "Doom Town" which is the most realistically drawn tracts of the era that easy drawn influence from Charles Beaumont's short story chronicling glorified heterophobia called The Crooked Man. Emerged in Dec 23, 2002 as I was active with the site AuthorsDen and ThoughtCafe at the time. Noted for the copyrighted characters breaking the fourth wall and collectively imply "Blood on the Water" as the alleged writer flees screaming for help and going "oh crap." This kind of story makes the cult horror short from 2004 have a nastier sting.
Original fiction writers in the underground finding a story on fanfiction in 2002.
What are you reading as the chat goes on aim?
"There is this one story written by the screen name of ' MyPlague' based on a 2000s era Marvel animated property where Stan Lee might be a tad pissed."
What story is that!
"The Day All of The Things"
I think there's an original fiction horror story introduced to FictionPress.com and later to the House of Pain E-Zine as it's a guess he found this piece back then. The Fandom Writer as it was written by a cult webmaster who invaded Clive Barker's E-Zine when he was 24 with something he did at 20. The same era of this story he introduced a true story to the dark literature plethora as it's shocking how it's extremely hard with the language and a chilling candid dialog between him with a near-victim of his classmate from 7th grade homeroom. He later commented on the said piece, "They're going to kick your ass for producing a rapefic."
What are you reading as the chat goes on aim?
"There is this one story written by the screen name of ' MyPlague' based on a 2000s era Marvel animated property where Stan Lee might be a tad pissed."
What story is that!
"The Day All of The Things"
I think there's an original fiction horror story introduced to FictionPress.com and later to the House of Pain E-Zine as it's a guess he found this piece back then. The Fandom Writer as it was written by a cult webmaster who invaded Clive Barker's E-Zine when he was 24 with something he did at 20. The same era of this story he introduced a true story to the dark literature plethora as it's shocking how it's extremely hard with the language and a chilling candid dialog between him with a near-victim of his classmate from 7th grade homeroom. He later commented on the said piece, "They're going to kick your ass for producing a rapefic."
by illinoishorrorman January 19, 2018
Get the The Day All of the Things mug.The elaborate mixed meaning coin from a LiveJournal user I presented the ban hammer to because he called me the r-word. The user is known as Aske as he was trying to invoke a LiveJournal vs. Diary-X war after he blasted my diary-x present. This one was coined by the blogger as he would pull out elaborate insults on me as I revealed to be a Conservative on the community as I became in contact with the one of the era Conservatisim admins as I donated paid time to the community.
One of their members became the co-maintainer for many years as I came back in 2004 as this one pointed out, "You proved them all to be liars." Some of those users tried to lay into the light blue wordpress blog in the new tens where I showed why I became the maintainer in 2002. The coin either can be taken as an insult or a badge of honor, where I saw Bush speak up for marriage being between a man and woman I contributed to him being in four more years. One of my promo-photos was noted for a Bush-Cheney denim button-down with a Dali tie.
One of their members became the co-maintainer for many years as I came back in 2004 as this one pointed out, "You proved them all to be liars." Some of those users tried to lay into the light blue wordpress blog in the new tens where I showed why I became the maintainer in 2002. The coin either can be taken as an insult or a badge of honor, where I saw Bush speak up for marriage being between a man and woman I contributed to him being in four more years. One of my promo-photos was noted for a Bush-Cheney denim button-down with a Dali tie.
The kangaroo-jockey's livejournal rant, "Shit did he just ban 40 people in one day, there's going to be drinking game at the expense of George W. Bush of The Goth Community."
I became noted on LiveJournal over challenging a blogtroll to a fist fight as the comment was I am standing in line to kick the bastard's ass over his trolling on Conservatism as he took a swipe at my personal website claiming "He will never be published" as I got picked up by The House of Pain, less than a year later and was accepted in an anthology for the first time. This became noted as the faggot writer's nightmare come true as the staunch Republican invaded the horror circles with an excessive level of force as The Cabbie Homicide was still having momentum as The Fandom Writer was pissing off slash fanfiction writers left and right as there's a few versions now floating around. The original version was pulled from AuthorsDen for a character that plays off the two writers who I managed to be on the radar, this is before the Illinois Hemorroid crack.
I became noted on LiveJournal over challenging a blogtroll to a fist fight as the comment was I am standing in line to kick the bastard's ass over his trolling on Conservatism as he took a swipe at my personal website claiming "He will never be published" as I got picked up by The House of Pain, less than a year later and was accepted in an anthology for the first time. This became noted as the faggot writer's nightmare come true as the staunch Republican invaded the horror circles with an excessive level of force as The Cabbie Homicide was still having momentum as The Fandom Writer was pissing off slash fanfiction writers left and right as there's a few versions now floating around. The original version was pulled from AuthorsDen for a character that plays off the two writers who I managed to be on the radar, this is before the Illinois Hemorroid crack.
by illinoishorrorman May 3, 2018
Get the George W. Bush of The Goth Community mug.The light blue blog on wordpress, the blogspot presence, InsaneJournal and the tumblr blog is known for investigative reporting and effectively countering Encyclopedia Dramatica and Fandom Wank as An Eye In Shadows is the art of the trolling techniques that I was known for in chatrooms such as the handle-sharing prank in Firefly.com. Both these blogs whamline twitter tweets as they're both rigged to twitter. The two blogs in combination invoke heated twitter wars where combination of the r-word, guinea, and other nasty insults get tossed in retorts. Jenna Jameson is noted for this on twitter in recent years. The trolls that I had to deal with stemmed from LJDrama, SomethingAwful, Fandom Wank, and the libtard shit stabbers who lurked on shocklines, HorrorWorld, Fangoria, and DreadCentral. Joseph Locke decided to troll me on Shoggoth in the mid-era of the website as I took a hard swipe at him getting paid for whacking off on the Buffyverse and a coded swipe from a contributor on Robert Bloch's Psychos where I don't mention his name in the book but the page count where his story runs and ends. When he realized I was talking about him and noted he was getting paid for killing it on fanfiction novels he was pissed. (Look up kill on a prison slang website and you will see the term.)
TwilightSucks board, "We seen a thread from a VampireFreaks user from a cult that this one is also a part of as she invoked a well public fight between him and the board as he came in as his controversial house pen name that took a swipe at Black Death Books owner for pirating his five year plan in print."
The others , "Son of a bitch -- he fucking blogged about us as he was mocking us playing the game of counter-troll. Turns out he wrote the book on the subject as he has a fierce reputation of getting into it with Encyclopedia Dramatica."
TwilghtSucks is known for Gosh Darn Dang It To Heck filtering of strong language so the double homicide taunts as Mars Defden became the subject of notorious writer of the collective nightmare to writers of Slash fanfiction. He knew where to hit with the insults without coming off as anti-Semitic.
He almost pulled out "Blood on the Water" taunt as that became the rally for the small press publishers to beatdown David Boyer. He wasn't going to go to a lawyer to sic him he was ready to take a road trip to Boyer's House drag him out into the street then do a Cabrini Green style beatdown. Someone who was in his circle noted the early era chase and label grab of the thug in Sept. of 1995.
The others , "Son of a bitch -- he fucking blogged about us as he was mocking us playing the game of counter-troll. Turns out he wrote the book on the subject as he has a fierce reputation of getting into it with Encyclopedia Dramatica."
TwilghtSucks is known for Gosh Darn Dang It To Heck filtering of strong language so the double homicide taunts as Mars Defden became the subject of notorious writer of the collective nightmare to writers of Slash fanfiction. He knew where to hit with the insults without coming off as anti-Semitic.
He almost pulled out "Blood on the Water" taunt as that became the rally for the small press publishers to beatdown David Boyer. He wasn't going to go to a lawyer to sic him he was ready to take a road trip to Boyer's House drag him out into the street then do a Cabrini Green style beatdown. Someone who was in his circle noted the early era chase and label grab of the thug in Sept. of 1995.
by illinoishorrorman May 3, 2018
Get the Counter-troll mug.SomethingAwful ring of plagiarist, journalistic fabricators, stalkers, and journalistic hoax starters of the modern era as I have the taunt for them known as "Goons get what Goons Deserve" as it stemmed from the boxer that was a video game movie director getting into a fight with Lowtax.
I had the blog where I didn't challenge him to a fight in the ring -- I wanted to fight him in the street where I could do some serious damage. Lowtax wouldn't be given a concussion he would gotten a beat-down that rivaled the double homicide railing of the convicted murderer in The Cabbie Homicide who happened to be in my homeroom. Known Goons are AutoAim who sent a flier to my family's neighborhood and posted their address on VampireFreaks cults then wrote as my late grandmother and impersonated my family on VampireFreaks. He was tossed from the site for stalking then came back as the same damn name. DJ Pathogen and the plagiarist I was trailing for years originated in 2008 from the same website as The Hive Mind on Associated Content laid into the collective of pedophiles. According to the YouTube footage of Lowtax boxing the director, he couldn't fight for shit as in An Eye In Shadows I noted as others seen this. I had been prone to use a combination lock as a melee weapon as I also whipped a bully with a broken bike chain getting oil on his nice U-Men shirt.
I had the blog where I didn't challenge him to a fight in the ring -- I wanted to fight him in the street where I could do some serious damage. Lowtax wouldn't be given a concussion he would gotten a beat-down that rivaled the double homicide railing of the convicted murderer in The Cabbie Homicide who happened to be in my homeroom. Known Goons are AutoAim who sent a flier to my family's neighborhood and posted their address on VampireFreaks cults then wrote as my late grandmother and impersonated my family on VampireFreaks. He was tossed from the site for stalking then came back as the same damn name. DJ Pathogen and the plagiarist I was trailing for years originated in 2008 from the same website as The Hive Mind on Associated Content laid into the collective of pedophiles. According to the YouTube footage of Lowtax boxing the director, he couldn't fight for shit as in An Eye In Shadows I noted as others seen this. I had been prone to use a combination lock as a melee weapon as I also whipped a bully with a broken bike chain getting oil on his nice U-Men shirt.
SomethingAwful, what did that wop say about us on his blog?
AutoAim_CFG: Let's lift his work and bastardize his characters under the guise of fair use, we will collectively break him.
Others -- I think you should be careful of this one. He's prone to troll murder groupies as his nickname from the known crime blogger is The Administer of Agitation. He fights back with real investigative reporting and not afraid to reveal names of trolls as he does this on YouTube. Trolling the trolls is something closely associated with him.
Some noted he gave chase to a thug in Cabrini Green after doing a suicide throw from Judo on him as he studied multiple martial arts magazines and hand-to-hand combat magazines to learn effectively know where to hit with punches, knee-strikes (Krav Maga style knee strikes), boxing style punching, and came from a Greco-Roman wrestling background. He effectively threw a 13 year old gang banger into the ground on the verge of turning 14. Some had confirmed it took an off-duty cop to peel him off as he had him in a headlock and proceeded to punch the thug in the head. He wrote the book on psychological warfare as some noted rivals CIA levels as he engaged his old place with a picture of NoBama burning the Constitution as a psychological melee weapon.
The little greaseball flat out taunted us with "Goons get what goons deserve."
AutoAim_CFG: Let's lift his work and bastardize his characters under the guise of fair use, we will collectively break him.
Others -- I think you should be careful of this one. He's prone to troll murder groupies as his nickname from the known crime blogger is The Administer of Agitation. He fights back with real investigative reporting and not afraid to reveal names of trolls as he does this on YouTube. Trolling the trolls is something closely associated with him.
Some noted he gave chase to a thug in Cabrini Green after doing a suicide throw from Judo on him as he studied multiple martial arts magazines and hand-to-hand combat magazines to learn effectively know where to hit with punches, knee-strikes (Krav Maga style knee strikes), boxing style punching, and came from a Greco-Roman wrestling background. He effectively threw a 13 year old gang banger into the ground on the verge of turning 14. Some had confirmed it took an off-duty cop to peel him off as he had him in a headlock and proceeded to punch the thug in the head. He wrote the book on psychological warfare as some noted rivals CIA levels as he engaged his old place with a picture of NoBama burning the Constitution as a psychological melee weapon.
The little greaseball flat out taunted us with "Goons get what goons deserve."
by illinoishorrorman January 20, 2018
Get the Goon mug."Dr." Kent Hovind as I had called him this via my facebook page. Noted as Eric posted, "The swearing. Not Cool."
The now hilarious crack became the taunt of human-dinosaur coexistence dogma. As "Flintstones Christianity" and "Cartoon Theology" emerged from the joke as it came from the barrage of tumblr posts I did. I had seen his followers attempt to use Answers in Genesis as a website to refute me as I was using real science websites and the local CBS affiliate which did an article about The Tully Monster fossil at Mazon Creek in Grundy County. Shrews sent me sketch of this after writing my crossover into Science Fiction the first time.
The actual exchanges became the FictionPress biting science fiction satire, The Thing That One Finds based from Forbes, a thesis I found on Academia.edu which deconstructed the thesis from the pseudo-college Patriot University as Rational Wiki also chronicled. I had pointed out I was an accidental curator of a museum in print as I coined the terms "Museum of Nothing" and "Bullshit Museum" as these alleged creation "science" museums are.
The now hilarious crack became the taunt of human-dinosaur coexistence dogma. As "Flintstones Christianity" and "Cartoon Theology" emerged from the joke as it came from the barrage of tumblr posts I did. I had seen his followers attempt to use Answers in Genesis as a website to refute me as I was using real science websites and the local CBS affiliate which did an article about The Tully Monster fossil at Mazon Creek in Grundy County. Shrews sent me sketch of this after writing my crossover into Science Fiction the first time.
The actual exchanges became the FictionPress biting science fiction satire, The Thing That One Finds based from Forbes, a thesis I found on Academia.edu which deconstructed the thesis from the pseudo-college Patriot University as Rational Wiki also chronicled. I had pointed out I was an accidental curator of a museum in print as I coined the terms "Museum of Nothing" and "Bullshit Museum" as these alleged creation "science" museums are.
Eric Hovind via "Dr." Kent Hovind's page, "As for the swearing. Not cool"
Me -- "Kent, if you believe humans and dinosaurs co-existed it would not look like the Flintstones but more like Carnosaur, you Fucking Cartoon."
I went to the YouTube video page where "Yer a Fucktard" video is hosted, my comment "He's a fucking cartoon" as the creator was cracking up because I was fresh from making the crack on Hovind's facebook page via my own public page as a comment. Oh shit, Uneducated Huckster blocked me twice -- first on facebook then on twatter oh that's cute :laughing: go to a community college and take a few real science classes huckster. The barbs on Creation "Science" Evangelism's facebook page became darker and edgier as I invoked jokes referring to Richard Matheson and H. P. Lovecraft as the setup for the zing at the King James Version Only offspring. Implying going to one of their Independent Baptist church services with Richard Matheson's book "Nightmare At 20,000 Feet" and opening to the story called The Children of Noah. The Call of Cthulhu reference got some howls. Some in horror circles noted, "Not even Turtle Boy had the stones to do that. And even funnier you invoked controversy just for laughs."
Two Ton Anvil cracks, "You just love poking a stick in a hornets nest." Even more howls ensue from the heavy metal community as I pulled out Iron Maiden's myspace playlist on the tumblr post with the Ken Ham vs. Bill Nye debate.
Me -- "Kent, if you believe humans and dinosaurs co-existed it would not look like the Flintstones but more like Carnosaur, you Fucking Cartoon."
I went to the YouTube video page where "Yer a Fucktard" video is hosted, my comment "He's a fucking cartoon" as the creator was cracking up because I was fresh from making the crack on Hovind's facebook page via my own public page as a comment. Oh shit, Uneducated Huckster blocked me twice -- first on facebook then on twatter oh that's cute :laughing: go to a community college and take a few real science classes huckster. The barbs on Creation "Science" Evangelism's facebook page became darker and edgier as I invoked jokes referring to Richard Matheson and H. P. Lovecraft as the setup for the zing at the King James Version Only offspring. Implying going to one of their Independent Baptist church services with Richard Matheson's book "Nightmare At 20,000 Feet" and opening to the story called The Children of Noah. The Call of Cthulhu reference got some howls. Some in horror circles noted, "Not even Turtle Boy had the stones to do that. And even funnier you invoked controversy just for laughs."
Two Ton Anvil cracks, "You just love poking a stick in a hornets nest." Even more howls ensue from the heavy metal community as I pulled out Iron Maiden's myspace playlist on the tumblr post with the Ken Ham vs. Bill Nye debate.
by illinoishorrorman January 20, 2018
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