illinoishorrorman's definitions

outreach

In Chicago -- getting published in print on demand circles that's not a pay-a-grand to be published and how to effectively do it is appear with 15-18 other authors in an anthology over the years. Some don't see this as part of their vocabulary for some reason, don't see it as meaningful work for others. Getting yourself in print with TheBookPatch.com or Blurb.com are strong examples of this. Some don't understand this at all but in Florida it's cold calling those who are unfortunate. Reaching out to the community in Chicago -- the option is publication and getting the community published. This is very common when you see someone who is trying to get a GoFundMe going want to help them out do a press release and tap a mate who is on WritersCafe.org when they don't have New Media support.

Seems like Florida and Chicago are not on the same page when it comes to definition of this word: outreach , one on the other hand. They see an ISBN and ISSN, such as being on the newsstand the other well it's trying to be more active in the community where they don't see a skillset as a wheelhouse that's useful. Outreach has two different meanings in two locations; and that's a huge factor when horns are getting locked often -- the use of drabble burns out a man and having them disown their published output. That's a sin on their part. The thing about non-profits is how some became published in print was from this and the ISBN that is on The Book Patch and worked with LibreOffice what they have in common. Both are non-profit origins. "You want to outreach, you get published. Don't give someone the drabble output for this to work. Draw out your piece, put a lot of thought into it. Then show me what you can do."

by illinoishorrorman December 30, 2018

fib

Fucking Illinois Bastard. Common insult if you're from Illinois going to Wisconsin. If you want to piss us off; say our state name with the "s" as that's a common thing in Iowa. The "s" is silent fuckball. Those of you who are writing fanfiction of Early Edition get our accent right, dammit. And don't use the word 'sammich' that's our joke. flatlander is another I heard too, April Derleth was careful not to use either of these terms as she worked with a few out of Chicago.

I heard this remark thrown at me at cheesehead in Iowa City, Iowa, as he was driving the bus on the University of Iowa campus in 1999, it was the first time I had this thrown at me. I had heard Mason City residents call me greaseball as there's still a lot of Anti-Italian prejudice there. My former boss at the pet store told me that I needed to shed my ethnic inland accent. He heard me call him a cheesehead, as he goes, "let me guess you're a fib, as only those from Chicago will use the term 'cheesehead' as it's chased with the fuck relative."

by illinoishorrorman May 3, 2018

Censorship U

Three schools apply to this one

1.) Brigham Young University (McKay Hatch)

2.) Wheaton College (Ice Cream Socialist)

3.) Pensacola Christian College

These colleges have strict rules on profanity and what subject matter writers can explore. It's the thing that made The P 'o D hard to get noticed because Dictionary of Christianese didn't appreciate the strong language.

This one falls into play when you discuss where McKay Hatch is going to college at where he sparred with An Eye In Shadows author on the subject where the latter had the upper hand the whole time. The author of The Clubhouse Model: Empowering Applications of Theory to Generalist Practice in 2000 was published and 18 years out of date, "Oh damn he went to Censorship U. And talking about the first definition."

by illinoishorrorman October 19, 2018

marriage blasphemy

The kind of 'marriage' defined by Emperor Nero when he chopped off the parts of a male slave in Ancient Rome; this kind of marriage goes against fundamental biology as it's not possible for a male and another male to reproduce. It was coined by the light blue blog when he had the "marriage equality" issue forced down his throat. He not only argued against it on the level that Kirk Cameron did but also on a scientific level.

This is a term that falls on par to the remark of fag 'marriage' as this one takes it one step further, as the donut puncher engaging in the mockery when they had the pride flag raised in a way that mocks the Marines in World War II. You really want to piss them off, call it Marriage Blasphemy. The light blue blog has the entry known as "Nero defined marriage" as a King James Only Church had a cartoon of two men at the altar.

by illinoishorrorman May 5, 2018

K-Y Taunt

When a police officer pulls out personal lube on a criminal; especially a cop-killer or chomo. This one happened in Florida! WKRN News 2 in Jacksonville reported on this as the police officer gave the attempted murderer a little gift as in the personal lubricant. Maine Gov. Paul LePage would easy had made the crack as in 2013 Sen. Andrew Ian Dodge (1967-2014) reported for the Huffington Post on a similar remark.

Only In Florida a police officer would pull a K-Y Taunt as in pulling out a bottle of K-Y Jelly to a nineteen year old who was going away to prison in the courtroom, "You will need this where you're going!" The one taunted was 21 year old, Kevin Rojas, as it was documented on twitter.

“I brought a little gift for you,” the officer told Rojas, according to Action News Jax. “You will need it where you are going.”

Some on twitter were groaning because the cop made a gleeful rape joke; as in what to avoid in prison aka contracting the monster.

by illinoishorrorman March 10, 2018

The Pacione Blast

Coined by alumni of The House Of Pain when the infamous short story The Fandom Writer invoked critical backlash when it was introduced as Independent Baptist sects saw this on a larger scale. The Ethereal Gazette: Issue Five saw this as The Wright Treatment where the contributor, a Christian High School English Teacher, known as David Wright with every entry in the indie circles shows his work. The entire King James Only Movement knew of this blog entry and blocked him from every channel; it's safe to say they were pissed. Some would try to use an entry known as pacione-style but they didn't define this properly. Fandom_Wank saw this play up in An Eye In Shadows as the classmates saw it with the entry Nazi Eyes With A Jesus Smile.

The House of Pain alumni Horns and Bob L. Morgan is noted to coin this for seeing the backlash The Fandom Writer invoked as Holden's Counterpart also did this. On Tumblr he did this to the entire young earth creationist academia known as The Science Gospel after engaging Uneducated Huckster and Fucking Cartoon; then he pointed out to both establishments he was not done.

He saw one of the riplingers badmouthing Stephen Hawking with Scripture, in the private messages on Facebook -- she saw The Pacione Blast played up where a snow monkey mimicked what he was known for. As it was a bit of a history lesson on Ancient Greece then pulling out a drawing Horace Gilgamesh did; as he called "Sam's Creation Blog" a dunce -- the barb came from that artwork. Pointed out, "You mock this gesture you're really lacking on the department of Ancient Greece ."

His closing author, known as blogger Reverend Beast did a blog entry that gave Thing That One Finds a nasty sting as his 2004 story has the iconic photo from the 2007 era when The Ethereal Gazette: Issue Five was close to ready.

by illinoishorrorman May 18, 2018

brain bleach

When you find out one of the recent Playboy model is the reminder of the ending from Sleepaway Camp.

Did someone just send me a drawing of a man birthing an infant coming out of his hairy ass? Quick find me the fucking brain bleach as that's beyond sick as it's up there with the news story about Genetic Attraction.

by illinoishorrorman January 18, 2018