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The Fandom Writer

A horror story on FictionPress and was on the e-zine The House of Pain, it's a slash fanfiction writer's nightmare as the author who wrote it took a very hard swipe at those who lift copyrighted properties and rule34 them. Fandom Weirdness addresses real person fiction as he does the form at his own expense as he treats the style like writing creative nonfiction. The story was a forerunner to creepypasta as it's one that it was a little more toned down from his true crime outing as he kept the swearing to a minimum in the first introduction. The writers who found it on The House of Pain noticed it came from an angle that was very much unexplored for a writer yet to be published in print as it sparked controversial responses. It's coined House of Pain's most controversial dark horse. The LGBT community are the ones who want to spear him the most as comments suggesting he needs to be the bottom of anal with no Vaseline.

Slash writers would pull the snacky's law retort as they would bully the author first when they would try to make fandoms from his original content. It's noted for the quote from R. L. Stine. He also introduced the Chick Tracts to the horror lexicon as he when he was 18 had passed them out until he enrolled in college and examined the movement with his blog where he at great length pointed out their fallacy. He used strong language in the blog entry as he did with his cult horror output as he got a following as high up as Huffington Weird.
slash fanfiction writer: did you read that horror story?
other fangirl: what one is that?
The Bara fanboy: Are you two talking about The Fandom Writer?
Slash fangirl: The fucker drew 43 reviews from torqued fan fiction writers.
All of them: oh shit he's borrowing from pundits as he's also a Conservative
fanfic lesbian: Shit he's the same writer who introduced an alleged true crime yarn in the vein of Edgar Allan Poe. Fuck this one has a sting as the horror e-zine going back as far as 1994 picked this up. That's it, he's got our number, talk about getting pwned.

Gossip blogger: I looked into the case, he wasn't making it up as the local newspaper the true crime yarn originated reported on it from 1993-1994. The insight he gave played into the articles themselves as the lines from Cabbie mirror the article. Though he hasn't seen it in years as he wrote this entirely from memory and cited the high school paper as they had a piece on the subjects.

Fandom_wank: let's troll this one and violate his copyrights. He's published and a public figure. We'll cite Encyclopedia Dramatica and ljdrama as our journalistic sources.
by illinoishorrorman May 3, 2018
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fannish fabulist

A fan fiction writer who operates as a gossip blogger pretending to be a biographer of those they flat out hate and actively screw over. One step away from being a plagiarist as they tend to piss off publishers and authors alike. See real person fiction fan writers are often hostile when it comes to creative nonfiction writers as there are gossip bloggers who a comment asked, "What exactly is creative non-fiction? Is it non-fiction or something you just pull out of your ass based on something that really happened?" Fannish fabulists see narrativejournalism as a dirty word as the sources will sometimes take years to emerge as gossip blogger and failed publisher Bandersnatch Books founder took an active bowel movement on The Cabbie Homicide.
A creative nonfiction writer outted the Queen of Gargoyle Fanfiction as a fannish fabulist in 2008 when she covered for a known debacle.
by illinoishorrorman May 3, 2018
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slur war

What is this? It’s wolf ticket level flame war where it’s not the typical flaming but these get unfunny quite fast. It’s a flame war where the flaming gets into ethnic slur territory and borderline hate speech levels. This is when Kealan Patrick Burke and The Cabbie Homicide’s guilty party went at it on twitter -- turned into this; the slurs got progression of nasty. These can really get vicious when Italians nail those who are British when they pick up their slurs in Italian.
Watch it with these -- the author of An Eye In Shadows learning the ethnicity of some detractors will get ugly with flame wars. As few will say and some noted some of the extremely nasty insults on the staff of Hellbound Books when he called one of them "Hitler's Fucktoy" then the leader of the imprint implied he didn't read up on Emmett Till and tried to mock the roster that's The Ethereal Gazette: Issue Five.

Some noticed when the roster was introduced a then rival publisher now admitted the one kept the peace invoked this -- the thing known, a vicious and nasty style of flame war known as a slur war. The mental patient remark the asshole got flagged about 20 times for hate speech alone. Don't invoke slur war with African-Americans or those from the Arab Spring's that's a huge no. You can get in Facebook Jail for 30 days for recalling some of the slurs, they picked up on one in Italian.
by illinoishorrorman June 15, 2018
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howl

Intense laughter where it sometimes borderlines evil laughter when a black comedy laced retort ensues. Noted when my blog zings factions of the industry as they don't know whether to laugh or be pissed.
Jenna's tweet about Playboy with their choice being a Science Project.

The rest of peanut gallery on twitter were trying to gangup

me, "As a straight man, uh Playboy have you seen either Sleepaway Camp or The Crying Game"
Another, "That's so stupid most of all *NOT FUNNY*"
There were a bunch of howls ensuing when they realize the hindsight as a collective "oh shit" was invoked when I started tagging the science project from TLC after they ganged up on Dillard over his tweet as I became more scientific with the debunking. And they thought they were pissed at Jenna's retort they should had seen my bukkake party crack on blogspot.
by illinoishorrorman May 3, 2018
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blogtroll

similar to a message board troll but one that puts a lot of untrue things about a person on their blog and pass it off as truth.
livejournal has a lot of these they spawned off to be fandomwank -- that community if full of blogtrolls
by illinoishorrorman August 5, 2010
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WritersCafe.org

Noted social network for writers who some eventually became published. Noted for having the short story "Scarlet Frost" as it's known as The Fandom Writer of the South. The Cabbie Homicide's writer published this author in his first namesake as he eventually got noticed by some of the House of Pain alumni when he got one of his other novels published. Noted for introducing Spectral Exile and A South Barrington Haunting as the original account was closed by the admins over a blow up at a troll that uses a screen name from Greek Mythology. It's noted for the home of the expose "Boycotting Truth" where the author speaks of Kealan Patrick Burke's House of Pain contribution "The Clause." It's noted for featuring a wide array of genres; though the mid-range short story is harder to come by than it was in 2006-2007 as it's the perfect place to showcase this size for a freebie short story or in the fanfiction terminology a one shot.
Facebook poster, "Have you heard of WritersCafe.org?"
friend -- "Wait the writer who appears in a project where the Ghosts in the Tornado's writer name is in the title."
Poster -- "He discovered the author behind 'Scarlet Frost' on the site as he was developing Tabloid Purposes IV. His signing mate at Gothicfest 2007 was also from this site. It became the replacement for Diary-X as it's also has a blog arrangement like LiveJournal but sections separate for short stories and poetry."
Facebook user: This site -- why haven't I came across this before? It's really been around as long as Wattpad; as one can do full justification with short stories and articles. This really is a budding journalist's soggy dream come true.
by illinoishorrorman January 16, 2018
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Media Blackout

The post that author Angeline Hawkes made on The Other Dark Place after my now known Collision Course interview and the double homicide whamline laced interview with Lawrence Dagstine in 2007 where all the message board felt the sting of that one. Her response, "Holy shit he laid into every single one of us." Noted for the first blue humored barb at Mary Sangiovanni implied how she got her first deal for The Hollower. When she dissed my far-off friendship with Derleth; one of my tumblr blog retorts she sicked Barney Fife on me as I suggested she give oral pleasure to a shotgun and pull the trigger. The interview Janrae Frank was pissed as she wanted my head on a fucking platter over how many swipes that included shit-stabber tinged remarks as I was trying not to say anally inflicted death sentence in the interview. There were some who read this interview as they literally pissed their pants when I got extremely raw as I was still enraged by the HWA incident. An Eye In Shadows the direction it took came from Angeline Hawkes leading a walkout giving the publisher an ultimatum as she gave an elaborate letter "I've outgrown the high school politics a long time ago." As this gave my book the venom to go at it on a level where it slammed Fandom Wank, saten and his F.U.K.U's, the publisher who gave me shit in the era, and a few other places who torqued me at the time to really let them have it.
Did you see that interview he did?

What Interview ?

Sharing the link on the myspace blog
Holy shit -- he didn't hold back.
I am calling for a media blackout and compiling all these comments into a counter book to his nonfiction book.
Mary Sangiovanni: "The barb he took at me. He will be hearing from my e-lawyer."
by illinoishorrorman January 21, 2018
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