Director of Jeepers Creepers that's been busted for pulling a Sandusky on a 12 year old actor forcing his tool in the kids mouth as I am trying not to get graphic about it. Don't trust an asshole whose photo on Wikipedia was provided by the department of corrections. In Iowa prison slang he'd be considered a drugcharge
by illinoishorrorman January 14, 2018
Wham line according to TVTropes is employed when someone invokes something extremely psychological or philosophy laced in a dark tone -- it's the thing where Black Comedy sometimes ensues, edit wars on wordpress comments, LiveJournal gang ups, twitter gangups, copyrape by blogtroll, and the industry when pissed at me because I am fond of using double homicide laced wham-lines and it's the polite term for freight-trained as Fandom Wank was pissed when An Eye In Shadows emerged because I had the rapid fire wham-lines at Mindset aka her real name. Holden's Counterpart has a whamline in form of a question, as The Fandom Writer whamline is "you're a thief with a word processor." The light blue blog is notorious for wham-lining as I laid into the cabal when I had a 13,000 word pdf hammering into each of them equating e-book piracy to sneaking into a movie theater with a smart phone and making a video of the damn thing then uploading this to Youtube. Ghosts in the Tornado is known for a very explicit barbed whamline at Jehovah's Witnesses implying how God really hates them as the line had my room mate at the time howling when he beta read this. It's known for the ghoulish storm humor. Ghoulish humor is laced with whamlines if you look close enough.
Kealan Patrick Burke's response to The Fandom Writer's infamous wham line was a weak display of double homicide profanity as he threatened to fly to Chicago to put him into a wall. The author employed slur laced wham lines on his tumblr blog barbed at him such as "Fucking Drunk Leprechaun" and to the blogtroll who lifted his psychological vampire story named for the goth hard rock track of the same name "Non Educated Delinquent" who happens to be a cross-dresser. The blogtroll tweeted a 'wooden spoon' as a barb as he joked to VampireFreaks admin and his cousin who worked at the Illinois School of Broadcasting, the admin was trying to understand the unique problems Italian-Americans face. The 'wooden spoon' joke came up from his cousin. Some in the LiveJournal circles noticed the brass balls of the then Goth LiveJournal admin during the era; when he revealed he is a Conservative and introduced The Cabbie Homicide.
by illinoishorrorman January 18, 2018
In Illinois, a Muslim that's really your neighbor and working in a 7-11 type joint, a factory or in the medical field in the mid-2000s -- they were often attending Glenbard East and College of DuPage. The Pattern of Diagnosis chronicled an Americanized Muslim doctor that was female who didn't have the hijab as I was a classmate with one in Glenbard East as she often sparred with the males in Judo class and took them down before the teacher said Matte. When September 11, 2001, happened there were a lot of us in Chicago who became worried if this happened in the city instead of New York, because the first place they'd target is Glendale Heights and Bloomingdale, Illinois, because of the Muslim population in the apartments along Fullerton near Glen Oaks as a number of them worked in the medical field. A female version of one might have the balls to sport an American Flag hijab like the one who showed up on Fox News Channel. These are the Muslims who often are trying to speak out against the Islamophobia as sometimes the subject of honor killing shows up in the states ala Scottsdale, AZ.
When you think the Muslim population in Illinois, you have to speak out against the damned stereo types that Chick Tracts often portray or those who are IFB and Jack Van Impe aka The Walking Bible's attitude towards those who are Muslim. A DuPage Muslim you may never know may be operating on your bullet wounds or doing open heart surgery on you; what would you do -- allow them to save your life or in the name of God of IFB's bleed to death and face what Jack T. Chick imagines as The Blank. In 2013, what was originally First Assembly of God in the 1990s became a mosque as Wheaton, Illinois was in for a rude awakening as the educator they singled out for wearing a Hijab. Arabic Christians also address God as Allah like the Muslims do.
by illinoishorrorman February 14, 2018
Five year memoir of the publisher and author behind the true crime outing The Cabbie Homicide, a darker glimpse at how he was bullied and seen misinformation used as an act of bullying. One of his then future contributors who got picked up by Black Sheets Books coined this book his version of The Chocolate War as his namesake anthologies were a direct result.
The book is now with TheBookPatch as it appeared in one form on Lulu.com, Fandom_Wank tried to coin the book glorified fanfiction but he was using horror allegory borrowed from Are You Afraid Of The Dark and played up some of his biting humor from The Fandom Writer. The book was the equal to what Forbes did when they took down fabulist Stephen Glass, as the author seen the film and found the articles -- mindset was doing the same thing on the Fandom_Wank blog to the author. He proved he could be a little funny but was handling subject matter that crossed the line twice as he related some of the crime that unfolded as Chicago Tribune reported on it in the era (one of the jokes he implied to the bully that he gave anal to his own mother.) It's noted for a macabre version of The Aristrocrats joke. Some noted for it's investigative commentary on the true crime pieces from the period as he deconstructed the events of his original creative nonfiction outing along with pundit traits.
The book is now with TheBookPatch as it appeared in one form on Lulu.com, Fandom_Wank tried to coin the book glorified fanfiction but he was using horror allegory borrowed from Are You Afraid Of The Dark and played up some of his biting humor from The Fandom Writer. The book was the equal to what Forbes did when they took down fabulist Stephen Glass, as the author seen the film and found the articles -- mindset was doing the same thing on the Fandom_Wank blog to the author. He proved he could be a little funny but was handling subject matter that crossed the line twice as he related some of the crime that unfolded as Chicago Tribune reported on it in the era (one of the jokes he implied to the bully that he gave anal to his own mother.) It's noted for a macabre version of The Aristrocrats joke. Some noted for it's investigative commentary on the true crime pieces from the period as he deconstructed the events of his original creative nonfiction outing along with pundit traits.
Fandom_Wank: remember that psycho who went at us?
other blogger: The fucker who plagiarized Poe?
Fandom_Wank: Shit -- he took one of us out in print!
mindset: which one of us?
Fandom_Wank: He took direct aim at you. Pointing out how you bore false witness. Even went and published your name in the thing and was pulling a Rod Serling on you as he picked you apart without being Anti-Semitic.
The Rusty Nail: An Eye In Shadows -- I am going to post the entire thing on my blog chronicling his every fail.
Comments from The Other Dark Place: Let's put all these comments together and assemble a counter book to this book he's writing.
other blogger: The fucker who plagiarized Poe?
Fandom_Wank: Shit -- he took one of us out in print!
mindset: which one of us?
Fandom_Wank: He took direct aim at you. Pointing out how you bore false witness. Even went and published your name in the thing and was pulling a Rod Serling on you as he picked you apart without being Anti-Semitic.
The Rusty Nail: An Eye In Shadows -- I am going to post the entire thing on my blog chronicling his every fail.
Comments from The Other Dark Place: Let's put all these comments together and assemble a counter book to this book he's writing.
by illinoishorrorman February 12, 2018
an asshole that goes around making doctored pictures and saying it's the particular publication. They would go and harass publishers in message boards and offer pirated written works. Often disreguard the DMCA and would go as far as committing a crime called harassment by phone and harassment by wire. In other words, a writer's worst nightmare.
AngryInIllinois is the classic cyberbully, using fake domains and libious content and passes it off as fact.
by illinoishorrorman August 02, 2010
Rightly Conservative's social network owner and her own blog coined this in 2010, as I had with modblog equated John Kerry to Damian Thorn from The Omen in 2003 into 2004 as I voted for Bush for the second term. Conservative blog circles started using my barb as I adopted the NoBama barb as I used a painting of NoBama burning the Constitution when I laid into my old boss when they canned me for a controversial novella. The light blue blog's twitter had the gall to call Obama that when he retweeted the New York Post black comedy barrage at Jared Fogle as they have a history of wham lining pedophiles. My church mates when they did the track "Slave" didn't realize they had something with serious venom that wouldn't been out of place on their Wicked Generation album as The Cabbie Homicide gave this more venom.
Snowflakes, "Shit the pundits are hashtagging NoBama over the Jared Fogle twitter reaming. Fuck! The light blue blog took aim at him as he calls him The Great Compromiser. His tumblr blog has the blog entry 'Home of the Slave' which features the infamous painting going around of Barry Obama burning the Constitution as Los Angles Times bitched about this dark display of Socialism. He's a Christian who posted the photos of Pat Robertson and Paul Crouch giving the finger and laughing about it; he actually posted the link to the TBN one on his facebook. The King James Only Movement was torqued over his colorful language as one church from downstate famously blocked him on facebook and twitter over the display of Catcher in the Rye-ish examination and tone. "
by illinoishorrorman January 18, 2018
The word that libels someone who grew up in Glendale Heights or Chicagoland because this region one had friends who were DuPage Muslim or African-American as some grew up in the Suburbs. When one had a mayor who was Asian in 1995, the fact calling someone a racist or a bigot in this region. It will invoke old wounds, the twitter user Namir_Rem made a big mistake calling the writer of The Cabbie Homicide this as he invoked slur laced insults over his blanket term "prose" where this one pointed out there's more than one example as this known as a piece, segment. stand-a-lone short, or one-shot (pending who calls this.) This is more common with those who are considered a Fundie. As in they're Anglo, from the south and use 1611 Speak often dressing up as ethnic stereotypes.
The last thing one wants to be considered in Glendale Heights, it's the one thing that well invokes witch-hunts in the region because of Skokie, 1977 where a self-hating Anti-Semite was busted parading around the area with a fucking Nazi uniform . There were a number screaming the word "Racist' and "Death to the Nazis" in the streets of Skokie, Illinois, as they were going to invoke a paedo-hunt on the sorry sack of fail.
by illinoishorrorman March 13, 2018