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The act of a man, who is at least slightly spread-legged in a chair or on a bench and is wearing shorts, pulling both balls out one side of his underwear and pulling aside one leg of his shorts, then tricking one of his friends into looking at it.
by ihatebuffering January 21, 2011
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by ihatebuffering March 21, 2011
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I did The Mongoose in the locker room today before football practice. My friends all shared in horrified laughter
by ihatebuffering January 21, 2011
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Get the Tweed Ring mug.A short, stocky, middle-aged white man, who is balding, and has graying hair and a moustache. If you tour the rural midwest, you will find tons of them. Their primary habits are hunting, drinking beer, driving pickup trucks, napping, and telling old football stories.
My dad is a badger, so i'm thinking of getting him a moustache trimmer and a case of bud light for his fiftieth birthday.
by ihatebuffering March 21, 2011
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