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A younger person who is a waste of space, has no marketable skills, is not overly attractive or hygenic, is extremely loud and obnoxious, and typically has a drug and/or alcohol addiction. They usually travel in packs that ride around in a shitty, beat-up car together. Their hobbies include showing up and ruining your friends' parties. Attempts to try and curb dirty participation at regular-kid parties have been made by attaching "no dirties" requests at the end of party invitation texts/facebook messages, but it is an uphill battle. The best hope to fight dirty-ism is by hoping that they have to move once their welfare runs out/they can no longer make thier house payments/their dads get busted for drug possession.
A younger person who is a waste of space, has no marketable skills, is not overly attractive or hygenic, is extremely loud and obnoxious, and typically has a drug and/or alcohol addiction. They usually travel in packs that ride around in a shitty, beat-up car together. Their hobbies include showing up and ruining your friends' parties. Attempts to try and curb dirty participation at regular-kid parties have been made by attaching "no dirties" requests at the end of party invitation texts/facebook messages, but it is an uphill battle. The best hope to fight dirty-ism is by hoping that they have to move once their welfare runs out/they can no longer make thier house payments/their dads get busted for drug possession.
Don't tell ronny about the party. He'll tell a dirty, and then a whole pack of dirties will show up and lower my house's propery value.
by ihatebuffering March 21, 2011
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Get the pelican fucker mug.A large, older van, typically brown or white in color, and often with tinted front windows and no windows in the back. Not all pedophile vans are used for the purpose of luring young children to kidnap with promises of candy or toys, but if somebody were to decide they wanted to do this, a pedophile van would be the perfect vehicle.
My friend just bought a total pedophile van. Either he is a rapist or has very poor choices in vehicles.
by ihatebuffering March 21, 2011
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by ihatebuffering March 21, 2011
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by ihatebuffering March 21, 2011
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Tom: Ray hasn't showed up to school in like two weeks.
Rick: Yeah, he's probably hunting and getting wasted. He's total prarie trash.
Rick: Yeah, he's probably hunting and getting wasted. He's total prarie trash.
by ihatebuffering March 21, 2011
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My fifteen year old girlfriend just gave me a jellyfish handjob. I told her if she doesn't grip it next time, mr. backhand comes out
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