mashed potato ass

An older woman's ass that is rotund and full of cellulite dimples. When they sit down, the ass seems to squish and go all over the place, as if they were sitting on a pile of mashed potatoes.
My sixty-five year old teacher has a mashed potato ass. It is very distracting.
by ihatebuffering March 07, 2011
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vexing

The act of texting somebody nonsensical, ambiguous things while drunk. Basically like drunk dial-ing somebody through text.
Omg, the room is spinongo, i dont even remember vexing you
by ihatebuffering January 20, 2011
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chaw jaw

The noticible protrusion of one's lower jaw/lip when one has a large dip of chewing tobacco in.
Tom: I think Ray put in a dip of chew before class.
Rick: He'd better hope the teacher doesn't notice his chaw jaw.
by ihatebuffering March 07, 2011
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box-shaped girl

A high school girl who is short, big-boned, has wide hips, short legs, a small ass, and a moderately big, large boobs, although not bulging, stomach. This occurs to some girls around the age of 16 when they are put on birth control.
My high school has way too many box-shaped girls.
by ihatebuffering March 06, 2011
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Tweed Ring

The ring of remaining foreskin just below the head of the penis on the shaft.
Larry doesn't have a tweed ring because he is uncircumsized.
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frog brain

The act of a man, who is at least slightly spread-legged in a chair or on a bench and is wearing shorts, pulling both balls out one side of his underwear and pulling aside one leg of his shorts, then tricking one of his friends into looking at it.
larry is an asshole. he just showed me his frog brain.
by ihatebuffering January 20, 2011
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The Kraken

A nickname for the repulsive ass of one of your particularly large friends. Just pray you never see the eye. Nobody has ever seen its eye and lived to tell the tale.
Dude, put your pants back on, i don't want to sit here and look at The Kraken.
by ihatebuffering March 06, 2011
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