An older woman's ass that is rotund and full of cellulite dimples. When they sit down, the ass seems to squish and go all over the place, as if they were sitting on a pile of mashed potatoes.
by ihatebuffering March 07, 2011
The act of texting somebody nonsensical, ambiguous things while drunk. Basically like drunk dial-ing somebody through text.
by ihatebuffering January 20, 2011
Tom: I think Ray put in a dip of chew before class.
Rick: He'd better hope the teacher doesn't notice his chaw jaw.
Rick: He'd better hope the teacher doesn't notice his chaw jaw.
by ihatebuffering March 07, 2011
A high school girl who is short, big-boned, has wide hips, short legs, a small ass, and a moderately big, large boobs, although not bulging, stomach. This occurs to some girls around the age of 16 when they are put on birth control.
by ihatebuffering March 06, 2011
by ihatebuffering January 20, 2011
The act of a man, who is at least slightly spread-legged in a chair or on a bench and is wearing shorts, pulling both balls out one side of his underwear and pulling aside one leg of his shorts, then tricking one of his friends into looking at it.
by ihatebuffering January 20, 2011
A nickname for the repulsive ass of one of your particularly large friends. Just pray you never see the eye. Nobody has ever seen its eye and lived to tell the tale.
by ihatebuffering March 06, 2011