Definitions by ihatebuffering

prarie trash 

A particular brand of hick that is specifically found in the midwest. They are a combination of a drughead and a typical redneck. They act, dress, hunt, drive trucks, chew, and are intolerant like rednecks, but also do more drugs and drink more like a drughead. They are doomed to live in shiity podunk towns in the rural midwest forever.

Tom: Ray hasn't showed up to school in like two weeks.
Rick: Yeah, he's probably hunting and getting wasted. He's total prarie trash.

prarie trash by ihatebuffering March 21, 2011

mashed potato ass 

An older woman's ass that is rotund and full of cellulite dimples. When they sit down, the ass seems to squish and go all over the place, as if they were sitting on a pile of mashed potatoes.

My sixty-five year old teacher has a mashed potato ass. It is very distracting.

mashed potato ass by ihatebuffering March 21, 2011

The Kraken 

A nickname for the repulsive ass of one of your particularly large friends. Just pray you never see the eye. Nobody has ever seen its eye and lived to tell the tale.

Dude, put your pants back on, i don't want to sit here and look at The Kraken.

The Kraken by ihatebuffering March 20, 2011

running man 

When a person is walking by, moves their fingers to simulate a person walking (as if your entire hand was a person and your pointer and middle finger are the legs), and rudely shoves it into the unsuspecting ass of a passerby.

I'm getting sued by my boss because i gave her the running man at work.

running man by ihatebuffering March 20, 2011

Tweed Ring 

The ring of remaining foreskin just below the head of the penis on the shaft.

Larry doesn't have a tweed ring because he is uncircumsized.

Tweed Ring by ihatebuffering January 21, 2011

The Mongoose 

The act of, while wearing boxers, pulling up your flaccid penis so that only the head is sticking out, being held against your abdomen by the waistband of your boxers.

I did The Mongoose in the locker room today before football practice. My friends all shared in horrified laughter

The Mongoose by ihatebuffering January 21, 2011

frog brain 

The act of a man, who is at least slightly spread-legged in a chair or on a bench and is wearing shorts, pulling both balls out one side of his underwear and pulling aside one leg of his shorts, then tricking one of his friends into looking at it.

larry is an asshole. he just showed me his frog brain.

frog brain by ihatebuffering January 21, 2011