Definitions by icyhot123

pubism 

An art or photography or pornography style that focues on the genital area.

Penthouse competed with Playboy by adding more lady parts to their photos. Publisher Bob Guccione is considered the father of Pubism.

pubism by icyhot123 October 25, 2010

quartermain 

Being drunk but having to go to the bathroom and being afraid of getting up or changing position because it may cause you to go back to the state of nausea.

I might pee the bed but I don't want to quartermain.

quartermain by icyhot123 January 25, 2010

Shoenicorn 

Can also be spelled Shunicorn. It is a beautiful shoe you own. You cannot find its mate but it is too good to throw away. You will never wear it and it makes you sad.

Why do you have those beautiful single shoes on your shelf at work.

They are Shoenicorns and I am just thankful to be able to look at them

Shoenicorn by icyhot123 July 19, 2009

buttsome 

Having an ample buttocks.

Look at J.Lo. She sure is buttsome. I could put my dad's ashes on that shelf.

buttsome by icyhot123 March 1, 2009

lumpdate 

Report on lumps found on the body.
Reason for mother to call constantly.

My mother called to give me the latest lumpdate. She said it was the biggest one the doctor had ever seen. Big as a grapefruit.

lumpdate by icyhot123 February 21, 2009

Dwelve 

To stay on a topic too long and in too much detail.

The autistic child would dwelve on the train schedules for years.

Dwelve by icyhot123 January 10, 2009

Hemoshart

When you have hemorrhoids and you fart and a little poop comes out along with a little blood.

I had a hemoshart at work while wearing my smart new white pants. I don't know what was more embarrassing, the red or the brown. My shoes did not go with either.

Hemoshart by icyhot123 January 10, 2009