iamanthonydean's definitions

Cum nap

A napkin, sock, dryer sheet or any other item used to clean up your cum.

“Hey honey, pass me a cum nap.”

by iamanthonydean July 11, 2020

Dick N Dash

When you engage in intercourse and depart immediately after never to be seen Or heard from again.

Kyle: What happened with your date the other night?
Vince: I hit her with the old dick n dash.
Kyle: Damn that’s cold bro.

by iamanthonydean May 24, 2020

BDP

Big dick problems. Inconveniences that come from having a large penis.

Greg: Damn these jeans are too tight. I got BDP?
Jenny: BDP? What the hell is that?
Greg: BIG DICK PROBLEMS! Everyone dude wants a big dick but nobody knows about these problems.

by iamanthonydean February 1, 2019

Deo

Deodorant. A short lazy way of saying deodorant.

Yo did you smell that kid he need some deo bruh!

by iamanthonydean October 10, 2020

Covid Conscious

Being aware of your surroundings and cautious of covid-19

Dave wears his mask and stays 6 feet away from others because he is covid conscious

by iamanthonydean June 16, 2020

Fatfished

When a “bigger” gal only takes pictures from the neck or chest up to appear skinny but in person she’s totally a bigger gal.

Danny: what’s up with you and that girl you met on tinder bro?
Nick: Oh her? Nah man she fatfished me. Totally got me dude. Nothing like her picture.
Danny: Damn bro that’s crazy! Shit...

by iamanthonydean December 23, 2018

Me-cision

A decision made with your own best interest in mind. A decision made for you, by you.

“It was either this or that. I chose that because I was better off with that. I had to make a me-cision.”

by iamanthonydean April 2, 2019