One of those

When someone is a certain type of person.

Person A: I don’t like my food touching.
Person B: Why not?
Person A: I don’t know I just don’t...
Person B: Ohhh you one of those. Weirdo.

by iamanthonydean June 28, 2019

People-ish

Having the generic characteristics of most people. Featuring but not limited to selfishness, judgmental or being plain with old dumb as hell.

I’m a loner because people can be very people-ish.

by iamanthonydean October 10, 2020

Gong your shlong

Beating your meat, jacking off, playing with the old garden hose. Masturbate.

Sometimes after a long day you just gotta gong your shlong.

by iamanthonydean November 18, 2020

Stanksgiving

Another name for thanksgiving due to the high volume of food consumed which leads to being extra gassy and ending up on the toilet.

Happy stanksgiving!

by iamanthonydean November 26, 2020

Left on goodnight

When you say goodnight to end a conversation and you don’t get a goodnight response back. A disrespectful act.

Denny: Yo bro I can’t believe her she didn’t say goodnight back to me she just left it.

Sam: Oh no you got left on goodnight. Getting left on read it hurtful, but getting left on goodnight is just fine plain old disrespectful.

by iamanthonydean January 07, 2020

The middle mac

The best part of the Mac and cheese pan. Right in the middle away from the evil corners of the pan.

Grandma: Here you go baby, just like you like it!
Grandson: Ayyye grandma blessed me with the middle mac!

by iamanthonydean March 25, 2019

Cum nap

A napkin, sock, dryer sheet or any other item used to clean up your cum.

“Hey honey, pass me a cum nap.”

by iamanthonydean July 11, 2020