Stanksgiving

Another name for thanksgiving due to the high volume of food consumed which leads to being extra gassy and ending up on the toilet.

Happy stanksgiving!

by iamanthonydean November 26, 2020

Fatfished

When a “bigger” gal only takes pictures from the neck or chest up to appear skinny but in person she’s totally a bigger gal.

Danny: what’s up with you and that girl you met on tinder bro?
Nick: Oh her? Nah man she fatfished me. Totally got me dude. Nothing like her picture.
Danny: Damn bro that’s crazy! Shit...

by iamanthonydean December 23, 2018

Knizocked

Knocked out. When one is asleep.

Drew: Damn bro why you ain’t come on the game last night? We all was playing and waiting for you.
Lex: Shiiiiit I was knizocked. I wasn’t thinking bout that damn game I had just got off of work.

by iamanthonydean May 04, 2019

Summer pussy

When the heat, humidity and many activities of summer cause the pussy to be not quite as fresh as the other seasons.

“The first time I ate pussy it was a warm day in July. She wrapped them legs around my head and tasted like a public school water fountain. That’s when I knew she had that summer pussy.”

by iamanthonydean March 25, 2019

Me-cision

A decision made with your own best interest in mind. A decision made for you, by you.

“It was either this or that. I chose that because I was better off with that. I had to make a me-cision.”

by iamanthonydean April 02, 2019

People-ish

Having the generic characteristics of most people. Featuring but not limited to selfishness, judgmental or being plain with old dumb as hell.

I’m a loner because people can be very people-ish.

by iamanthonydean October 10, 2020

Gong your shlong

Beating your meat, jacking off, playing with the old garden hose. Masturbate.

Sometimes after a long day you just gotta gong your shlong.

by iamanthonydean November 18, 2020