Shockblock

When someone tries to or does censor you.

Nick: So that’s when I put it right in her pu...
Lucy: HEY HEY WATCH YOUR MOUTH
Nick: Did you really just shockblock me?

by iamanthonydean March 24, 2019

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Cap fishing

When I handicapped person tricks you into wanting to be intimate with them due to them not showing you they are handicapped in there photos. Photos from the neck up only.

Sal: Dude did you here about Jim

Nat: Nah what happened?
Sal: He got was a victim of cap fishing. That girl he went on a date with was actually handicapped and he didn’t know because she never said anything.

by iamanthonydean April 10, 2020

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Summer pussy

When the heat, humidity and many activities of summer cause the pussy to be not quite as fresh as the other seasons.

“The first time I ate pussy it was a warm day in July. She wrapped them legs around my head and tasted like a public school water fountain. That’s when I knew she had that summer pussy.”

by iamanthonydean March 25, 2019

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Fatfished

When a “bigger” gal only takes pictures from the neck or chest up to appear skinny but in person she’s totally a bigger gal.

Danny: what’s up with you and that girl you met on tinder bro?
Nick: Oh her? Nah man she fatfished me. Totally got me dude. Nothing like her picture.
Danny: Damn bro that’s crazy! Shit...

by iamanthonydean December 24, 2018

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Christmonth

Just another name for December, the month which everything becomes about Christmas.

Mike: Hey Joe, merry Christmonth!!!!
Joe: Christmonth?
Mike: Yeah you don’t feel that Christmas vibe everywhere?

Joe: You’re right merry Christmonth!!!

by iamanthonydean December 01, 2019

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