When you wake up with crust in your eyes and think you can get an extra five minutes of sleep but you wake up like five hours later on accident.
*Alarm rings*
Kevin: Oh damn I’m tired maybe I can get five more minutes of sleep... Zzz
*five hours later*
Kevin: OH SHIT I TIME TRAVELED!
Kevin: Oh damn I’m tired maybe I can get five more minutes of sleep... Zzz
*five hours later*
Kevin: OH SHIT I TIME TRAVELED!
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She is worthy of sexual intercourse.
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Nick: So that’s when I put it right in her pu...
Lucy: HEY HEY WATCH YOUR MOUTH
Nick: Did you really just shockblock me?
Lucy: HEY HEY WATCH YOUR MOUTH
Nick: Did you really just shockblock me?
by iamanthonydean March 24, 2019

Greg: Damn these jeans are too tight. I got BDP?
Jenny: BDP? What the hell is that?
Greg: BIG DICK PROBLEMS! Everyone dude wants a big dick but nobody knows about these problems.
Jenny: BDP? What the hell is that?
Greg: BIG DICK PROBLEMS! Everyone dude wants a big dick but nobody knows about these problems.
by iamanthonydean February 01, 2019
