Definitions by iamanthonydean

Me-cision

A decision made with your own best interest in mind. A decision made for you, by you.

“It was either this or that. I chose that because I was better off with that. I had to make a me-cision.”

Me-cision by iamanthonydean April 2, 2019

Summer pussy 

When the heat, humidity and many activities of summer cause the pussy to be not quite as fresh as the other seasons.

“The first time I ate pussy it was a warm day in July. She wrapped them legs around my head and tasted like a public school water fountain. That’s when I knew she had that summer pussy.”

Summer pussy by iamanthonydean March 25, 2019

The middle mac 

The best part of the Mac and cheese pan. Right in the middle away from the evil corners of the pan.

Grandma: Here you go baby, just like you like it!
Grandson: Ayyye grandma blessed me with the middle mac!

The middle mac by iamanthonydean March 25, 2019

Thug it out 

To push through an obstacle. To remain strong during a hard time.

“I was gon quit, but my mama ain’t raise no hoe so ima thug it out.”

Thug it out by iamanthonydean March 25, 2019

Shockblock 

When someone tries to or does censor you.

Nick: So that’s when I put it right in her pu...
Lucy: HEY HEY WATCH YOUR MOUTH
Nick: Did you really just shockblock me?

Shockblock by iamanthonydean March 24, 2019

Code red 

When your girl or a girl is on her period.

Mike: how you and your girl doing?
Danny: we doing alright but she got a code red right now.
Mike: oh damn do you need a place to hide? you can crash here.

Code red by iamanthonydean March 4, 2019

Time travel 

When you wake up with crust in your eyes and think you can get an extra five minutes of sleep but you wake up like five hours later on accident.

*Alarm rings*
Kevin: Oh damn I’m tired maybe I can get five more minutes of sleep... Zzz
*five hours later*
Kevin: OH SHIT I TIME TRAVELED!

Time travel by iamanthonydean February 25, 2019