Definitions by iamanthonydean

Ghost tits

Tits where the areola and nipple are the same color, tone and/or shade as the rest of the tit giving the effect that they aren’t there.

Greg: How was your date last night?
Louis: I couldn’t finish she has ghost tits.

Ghost tits by iamanthonydean July 14, 2020

Cum nap

A napkin, sock, dryer sheet or any other item used to clean up your cum.

“Hey honey, pass me a cum nap.”

Cum nap by iamanthonydean July 11, 2020

Covid Conscious

Being aware of your surroundings and cautious of covid-19

Dave wears his mask and stays 6 feet away from others because he is covid conscious

Covid Conscious by iamanthonydean June 16, 2020

Dick N Dash

When you engage in intercourse and depart immediately after never to be seen Or heard from again.

Kyle: What happened with your date the other night?
Vince: I hit her with the old dick n dash.
Kyle: Damn that’s cold bro.

Dick N Dash by iamanthonydean May 24, 2020

Temp check 

When you try to see how far you can get with someone before things get heated. Testing someone’s gangsta.

KJ: How did you get that black eye?
Bryce: I was temp checking old boy because he was acting tough. Turns out he wasn’t acting.

Temp check by iamanthonydean May 17, 2020

Cap fishing 

When I handicapped person tricks you into wanting to be intimate with them due to them not showing you they are handicapped in there photos. Photos from the neck up only.

Sal: Dude did you here about Jim

Nat: Nah what happened?
Sal: He got was a victim of cap fishing. That girl he went on a date with was actually handicapped and he didn’t know because she never said anything.

Cap fishing by iamanthonydean April 10, 2020

Left on goodnight 

When you say goodnight to end a conversation and you don’t get a goodnight response back. A disrespectful act.

Denny: Yo bro I can’t believe her she didn’t say goodnight back to me she just left it.

Sam: Oh no you got left on goodnight. Getting left on read it hurtful, but getting left on goodnight is just fine plain old disrespectful.

Left on goodnight by iamanthonydean January 7, 2020