Being aware of your surroundings and cautious of covid-19
Dave wears his mask and stays 6 feet away from others because he is covid conscious
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Something simple that doesn’t need an explanation. Something that is basic, obvious or common sense. Something that isn’t rocket science.
Malcom: what happened wit you and old girl?
Don: She was on some Trump shit and I wasn’t for it. It’s basic math.
A decision made with your own best interest in mind. A decision made for you, by you.
“It was either this or that. I chose that because I was better off with that. I had to make a me-cision.”
When life isn’t just good or bad but just kinda being life. Sometimes it’s the only word to describe life or your day.
Ben: Hey Malcom, hows life going man?
Malcom: Its been pretty lifey lately if I’m being honest.
Ben: Oh damn I get it man. It’s like that sometimes.
When I handicapped person tricks you into wanting to be intimate with them due to them not showing you they are handicapped in there photos. Photos from the neck up only.
Sal: Dude did you here about Jim
Nat: Nah what happened?
Sal: He got was a victim of cap fishing. That girl he went on a date with was actually handicapped and he didn’t know because she never said anything.
Someone did something slick, wild or janky. Someone got over on you. Someone did something tricky to you.
Person 1: Yo why aren’t you and whats his name cool anymore?
Person 2: He tried to hit me wit da oo-wap.
Person 1: Oh wow that’s corny.
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The best part of the Mac and cheese pan. Right in the middle away from the evil corners of the pan.
Grandma: Here you go baby, just like you like it!
Grandson: Ayyye grandma blessed me with the middle mac!
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