Definitions by iamanthonydean

Lifey 

When life isn’t just good or bad but just kinda being life. Sometimes it’s the only word to describe life or your day.

Ben: Hey Malcom, hows life going man?
Malcom: Its been pretty lifey lately if I’m being honest.
Ben: Oh damn I get it man. It’s like that sometimes.

Lifey by iamanthonydean February 7, 2019

BDP 

Big dick problems. Inconveniences that come from having a large penis.

Greg: Damn these jeans are too tight. I got BDP?
Jenny: BDP? What the hell is that?
Greg: BIG DICK PROBLEMS! Everyone dude wants a big dick but nobody knows about these problems.

BDP by iamanthonydean February 1, 2019

Fatfished 

When a “bigger” gal only takes pictures from the neck or chest up to appear skinny but in person she’s totally a bigger gal.

Danny: what’s up with you and that girl you met on tinder bro?
Nick: Oh her? Nah man she fatfished me. Totally got me dude. Nothing like her picture.
Danny: Damn bro that’s crazy! Shit...

Fatfished by iamanthonydean December 23, 2018

De-Awk 

When you are in an awkward situation and you get out of it or you see one coming and you prevent it from happening.

Me and this girl were talking about Trump and things got pretty awkward so I had to de-awk the situation and change the subject to puppies.

De-Awk by iamanthonydean November 17, 2018

Snizzling 

When it's lightly snowing. It's the combination between the words "drizzling" and "snowing" to create one word.

Tony: Get your jacket! It's snizzling out today.

Snizzling by iamanthonydean August 29, 2016

Swaggot 

Those hipster/street dressing assholes who act like they're better than you. The ones who talk all that street talk when they're really from the 'burbs.

Joe - I can't stand Dominic! He's such an asshole!
Glenn - Yeah, he acts all cool and shit. He's such an asshole to everyone.
Joe - Yeah, fuck him bro! He's a swaggot!

Swaggot by iamanthonydean June 26, 2016