21 definitions by iCoinedThat1199

L-R checker

one who always checks to make sure the "L" and "R" earphones go in the correct ear

I always make sure to put the "R" earphone in my right ear and the "L" in my left. I'm a total L-R checker.

by iCoinedThat1199 December 17, 2009

Ralphie May

big guy, extremely funny comedian

I saw Ralphie May on Comedy Central last night. That guy's effin' hilarious.

by iCoinedThat1199 December 13, 2009

awkward double take

the instance where two people make eye contact, look away, then look back at each other at the same time, making it very awkward for the two

I had an awkward double take with that chick across the room.

by iCoinedThat1199 December 16, 2009

teacher's vet

becoming friends with the teacher's pets only so the teachers will like you almost as much

I've become such a teacher's vet this year. I try to befriend all of the teacher's pets only to get some brownie points from the teachers.

by iCoinedThat1199 December 13, 2009

yawn effect

when someone yawns, then another person yawns, and another, and another, and so on; often occurs in classrooms

I yawned in class. Then Billy yawned, then Kaitlynn, then Alex, then Jill... A perfect example of the yawn effect.

by iCoinedThat1199 December 26, 2009

paying negative dollars

buying clothes (normally used) for a certain price, then finding more money in the pocket than what you originally paid for them

I bought a $20 pair of jeans at Plato's Closet the other day and found a wadded up $50 dollar bill in one of the pockets when I got home. I love paying negative dollars for clothes.

by iCoinedThat1199 December 12, 2009

snorgtees chick

the chicks you always see on snorgtees ads wearing those goofy t-shirts

I saw a snorgtees chick in an ad today wearing a shirt about bacon.

by iCoinedThat1199 December 13, 2009