the loud tone of voice someone unknowingly uses when listening to music due to the fact that they can't hear themselves talking
Jack, turn your music down and stop using your earphone tone!
the few extra pounds one packs on during the holidays from excessive eating
"Aunt Bertha is eating pumpkin pie nonstop."
"Yeah she's gonna have some Christmas chub to deal with after New Years."
the act of pretending to look through your purse only to use it as a texting shield during class; many teenage girls use this popular technique
I saw Brittany purse texting in class so Mrs. Johnson wouldn't see her.
the clever idea to turn Obama into a chia pet; this was not racist, Obama himself found it kinda funny
John: "Have you seen those new Chia Obama heads?"
Sarah: "Yeah, man! Bought one yesterday!"
adjective: used to describe a large, respectable afro
Bill: "That fro is BIG!"
James: "It's frodacious fo sho."
The unpleasant ricocheting of piss that often results from peeing in a urinal.
"Dude why are my pants all damp around my knees?"
"These urinals must cause a terrible spatter effect."
the ultimate phone service made up of Sprint, Verizon, and at&t
Paul: "What phone service do you have?"
Frank: "I have sprintizon&t. It's pretty legit."