iCoinedThat1199's definitions

L-R checker

one who always checks to make sure the "L" and "R" earphones go in the correct ear

I always make sure to put the "R" earphone in my right ear and the "L" in my left. I'm a total L-R checker.

by iCoinedThat1199 December 17, 2009

Chia Obama

the clever idea to turn Obama into a chia pet; this was not racist, Obama himself found it kinda funny

John: "Have you seen those new Chia Obama heads?"
Sarah: "Yeah, man! Bought one yesterday!"

by iCoinedThat1199 December 13, 2009

piss dream

a dream where it legitimately feels like you're taking a piss due to the fact that you actually do need to go; most wake up before they wet the bed, but in some cases the sleeper will actually start pissing in bed

don't get this confused with wet dream

I had a piss dream last night, and I didn't quite wake up in time to catch myself... This is embarassing since I'm a sophomore in high school.

by iCoinedThat1199 December 14, 2009

sprintizon&t

the ultimate phone service made up of Sprint, Verizon, and at&t

Paul: "What phone service do you have?"
Frank: "I have sprintizon&t. It's pretty legit."

by iCoinedThat1199 December 17, 2009

cranberry flush

the method of drinking excessive amounts of cranberry juice to supposedly flush weed and/or other toxins out of one's system; many claim that this does not work

Guy 1: "Dude, I smoked a few days ago and I'm getting drug tested on Tuesday! What do I do!?"

Guy 2: "Your only hope is to pull a cranberry flush, bro."

by iCoinedThat1199 December 19, 2009

awkward double take

the instance where two people make eye contact, look away, then look back at each other at the same time, making it very awkward for the two

I had an awkward double take with that chick across the room.

by iCoinedThat1199 December 15, 2009

Ralphie May

big guy, extremely funny comedian

I saw Ralphie May on Comedy Central last night. That guy's effin' hilarious.

by iCoinedThat1199 December 13, 2009