Definitions by iCoinedThat1199

sprintizon&t 

the ultimate phone service made up of Sprint, Verizon, and at&t

Paul: "What phone service do you have?"
Frank: "I have sprintizon&t. It's pretty legit."

sprintizon&t by iCoinedThat1199 December 17, 2009

earphone tone 

the loud tone of voice someone unknowingly uses when listening to music due to the fact that they can't hear themselves talking

Jack, turn your music down and stop using your earphone tone!

earphone tone by iCoinedThat1199 December 16, 2009

Christmas chub 

the few extra pounds one packs on during the holidays from excessive eating

"Aunt Bertha is eating pumpkin pie nonstop."

"Yeah she's gonna have some Christmas chub to deal with after New Years."

Christmas chub by iCoinedThat1199 December 15, 2009

awkward double take 

the instance where two people make eye contact, look away, then look back at each other at the same time, making it very awkward for the two

I had an awkward double take with that chick across the room.

awkward double take by iCoinedThat1199 December 15, 2009

piss dream 

a dream where it legitimately feels like you're taking a piss due to the fact that you actually do need to go; most wake up before they wet the bed, but in some cases the sleeper will actually start pissing in bed

don't get this confused with wet dream

I had a piss dream last night, and I didn't quite wake up in time to catch myself... This is embarassing since I'm a sophomore in high school.

piss dream by iCoinedThat1199 December 14, 2009

purse texting 

the act of pretending to look through your purse only to use it as a texting shield during class; many teenage girls use this popular technique

I saw Brittany purse texting in class so Mrs. Johnson wouldn't see her.

purse texting by iCoinedThat1199 December 14, 2009

Ralphie May 

big guy, extremely funny comedian

I saw Ralphie May on Comedy Central last night. That guy's effin' hilarious.

Ralphie May by iCoinedThat1199 December 13, 2009