Definitions by iCoinedThat1199

Chia Obama 

the clever idea to turn Obama into a chia pet; this was not racist, Obama himself found it kinda funny

John: "Have you seen those new Chia Obama heads?"
Sarah: "Yeah, man! Bought one yesterday!"

Chia Obama by iCoinedThat1199 December 13, 2009

spatter effect 

The unpleasant ricocheting of piss that often results from peeing in a urinal.

"Dude why are my pants all damp around my knees?"
"These urinals must cause a terrible spatter effect."

spatter effect by iCoinedThat1199 December 12, 2009

bunny moon 

referring to the "rabbit" portrayed in the moon that was believed by the Aztecs to be placed there by the gods

You've heard of the man in the moon, but have you heard of the bunny moon?

bunny moon by iCoinedThat1199 December 12, 2009

"yeah" escape 

saying "yeah" and then smiling at someone when you really have no idea what they just said to you

Some stranger in line mumbled something to me and started laughing. I had no idea what he said so I used the "yeah" escape.

"yeah" escape by iCoinedThat1199 December 12, 2009

paying negative dollars 

buying clothes (normally used) for a certain price, then finding more money in the pocket than what you originally paid for them

I bought a $20 pair of jeans at Plato's Closet the other day and found a wadded up $50 dollar bill in one of the pockets when I got home. I love paying negative dollars for clothes.

paying negative dollars by iCoinedThat1199 December 12, 2009

snorgtees chick 

the chicks you always see on snorgtees ads wearing those goofy t-shirts

I saw a snorgtees chick in an ad today wearing a shirt about bacon.

snorgtees chick by iCoinedThat1199 December 12, 2009

teacher's vet 

becoming friends with the teacher's pets only so the teachers will like you almost as much

I've become such a teacher's vet this year. I try to befriend all of the teacher's pets only to get some brownie points from the teachers.

teacher's vet by iCoinedThat1199 December 12, 2009