becoming friends with the teacher's pets only so the teachers will like you almost as much
I've become such a teacher's vet this year. I try to befriend all of the teacher's pets only to get some brownie points from the teachers.
buying clothes (normally used) for a certain price, then finding more money in the pocket than what you originally paid for them
I bought a $20 pair of jeans at Plato's Closet the other day and found a wadded up $50 dollar bill in one of the pockets when I got home. I love paying negative dollars for clothes.
the graffiti you see in bathroom stalls; can be found in almost any gas station restroom
There was a ton of stall art in that 7-11 we just stopped at.
one who always checks to make sure the "L" and "R" earphones go in the correct ear
I always make sure to put the "R" earphone in my right ear and the "L" in my left. I'm a total L-R checker.
one who draws in tools
Tom: "Brandon brings the weirdest kids to our lunch table. It's embarrassing."
Matt: "Yeah he's what you call tool bait."
referring to the "rabbit" portrayed in the moon that was believed by the Aztecs to be placed there by the gods
You've heard of the man in the moon, but have you heard of the bunny moon?
the method of drinking excessive amounts of cranberry juice to supposedly flush weed and/or other toxins out of one's system; many claim that this does not work
Guy 1: "Dude, I smoked a few days ago and I'm getting drug tested on Tuesday! What do I do!?"
Guy 2: "Your only hope is to pull a cranberry flush, bro."