iCoinedThat1199's definitions

teacher's vet

becoming friends with the teacher's pets only so the teachers will like you almost as much

I've become such a teacher's vet this year. I try to befriend all of the teacher's pets only to get some brownie points from the teachers.

by iCoinedThat1199 December 12, 2009

paying negative dollars

buying clothes (normally used) for a certain price, then finding more money in the pocket than what you originally paid for them

I bought a $20 pair of jeans at Plato's Closet the other day and found a wadded up $50 dollar bill in one of the pockets when I got home. I love paying negative dollars for clothes.

by iCoinedThat1199 December 12, 2009

bunny moon

referring to the "rabbit" portrayed in the moon that was believed by the Aztecs to be placed there by the gods

You've heard of the man in the moon, but have you heard of the bunny moon?

by iCoinedThat1199 December 12, 2009

Chia Obama

the clever idea to turn Obama into a chia pet; this was not racist, Obama himself found it kinda funny

John: "Have you seen those new Chia Obama heads?"
Sarah: "Yeah, man! Bought one yesterday!"

by iCoinedThat1199 December 13, 2009

piss dream

a dream where it legitimately feels like you're taking a piss due to the fact that you actually do need to go; most wake up before they wet the bed, but in some cases the sleeper will actually start pissing in bed

don't get this confused with wet dream

I had a piss dream last night, and I didn't quite wake up in time to catch myself... This is embarassing since I'm a sophomore in high school.

by iCoinedThat1199 December 14, 2009

sprintizon&t

the ultimate phone service made up of Sprint, Verizon, and at&t

Paul: "What phone service do you have?"
Frank: "I have sprintizon&t. It's pretty legit."

by iCoinedThat1199 December 17, 2009

tool bait

one who draws in tools

Tom: "Brandon brings the weirdest kids to our lunch table. It's embarrassing."

Matt: "Yeah he's what you call tool bait."

by iCoinedThat1199 December 20, 2009