tool bait

one who draws in tools

Tom: "Brandon brings the weirdest kids to our lunch table. It's embarrassing."

Matt: "Yeah he's what you call tool bait."

by iCoinedThat1199 December 20, 2009

earphone tone

the loud tone of voice someone unknowingly uses when listening to music due to the fact that they can't hear themselves talking

Jack, turn your music down and stop using your earphone tone!

by iCoinedThat1199 December 16, 2009

"yeah" escape

saying "yeah" and then smiling at someone when you really have no idea what they just said to you

Some stranger in line mumbled something to me and started laughing. I had no idea what he said so I used the "yeah" escape.

by iCoinedThat1199 December 12, 2009

L-R checker

one who always checks to make sure the "L" and "R" earphones go in the correct ear

I always make sure to put the "R" earphone in my right ear and the "L" in my left. I'm a total L-R checker.

by iCoinedThat1199 December 17, 2009

teacher's vet

becoming friends with the teacher's pets only so the teachers will like you almost as much

I've become such a teacher's vet this year. I try to befriend all of the teacher's pets only to get some brownie points from the teachers.

by iCoinedThat1199 December 12, 2009

Chia Obama

the clever idea to turn Obama into a chia pet; this was not racist, Obama himself found it kinda funny

John: "Have you seen those new Chia Obama heads?"
Sarah: "Yeah, man! Bought one yesterday!"

by iCoinedThat1199 December 13, 2009

awkward double take

the instance where two people make eye contact, look away, then look back at each other at the same time, making it very awkward for the two

I had an awkward double take with that chick across the room.

by iCoinedThat1199 December 15, 2009