i swear to god i'm not drunk's definitions

as fuck

A phrase inserted after any adjective to make it stronger.

I'm drunk as fuck.
I'm horny as fuck.
I'm tired as fuck.
I'm blazed as fuck.
I'm screwed as fuck.

by i swear to god i'm not drunk December 28, 2005

cocksucker

One who enjoys screwing you over or leaving you to the dogs of Hell.

That cocksucker sexiled me last night. What an asshole.

by i swear to god i'm not drunk December 28, 2005

The Arcade Fire

Montreal band that writes some really beautiful lyrics and songs that are so beautiful and elegiac that they stick in your head for weeks at a time. Live performances can only be described by awesome, mind-blowingly energetic, heart-breakingly moving.

The Arcade Fire is one of the best bands I've heard in years.

by i swear to god i'm not drunk December 28, 2005

raw

bold, radical, gnarly

Nadia is so raw. Dayum, she's supa fine.

by i swear to god i'm not drunk December 28, 2005

hand

A bludgeoning implement

My friend gave me a beatdown with his hand.

by i swear to god i'm not drunk February 22, 2005

mr. bean

a hilarious british TV comedy that was cancelled, if it has been cancelled. mr. bean is played by rowan atkinson who is also in the movies love actually and bean. in my opinion, one of the funniest British TV shows to be cancelled.

made into an fiscally unsuccessful movie starring rowan atkinson and the crazy dude from ghostbusters.

i like the episode where mr. bean falls asleep during church on his knees and face on the floor and he sneezes and has to use the inside of his pocket as a handkerchief.

by i swear to god i'm not drunk December 29, 2005

roommate

the most annoying fucker ever

my roommate is the most annoying fucker to date. he used to sexile me every other day, didn't care if i couldn't get into my room while they were fucking changing, until i told them to fuck in her room. inconsiderate bastard. he also expects me to go to bed at the same time he does; he asks me every single fucking night what time i want to go to bed. he tells me to work on my fucking homework the next night just because he says he can't sleep as well with the computer on. i work on my homework in the computer lab where i don't have to put up with his peevish presence. he said that it would be funny if my cello got stolen, which it did. turns out somebody down the hall did it as a joke. scared the hell out of the motherfucker. fucking deserved it.

by i swear to god i'm not drunk December 28, 2005