napoleon dynamite

a movie that i personally enjoyed for its oddball humor.

a movie that some people hate just because a lot of buttholes quote it all the time and just because it's popular. hating napoleon dynamite just because a lot of other people like it is a bad reason to hate it. it's like hating peanut butter or jelly just because it's popular.
i watched napoleon dynamite and thought it was funny and a good movie overall. if you don't like my opinion, tough luck.
by i swear to god i'm not drunk December 29, 2005
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never

1. a fucking long time
2. the amount of time it will take a girl to love me
3. often an answer to my question of "will you talk to this pathetic lost soul?"
1. Never say never!
2. I will never get this girl to love me.
3.
I: Will you talk to this pathetic lost soul?
You: Never.
I: Fuck.
by i swear to god i'm not drunk February 21, 2005
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The Arcade Fire

Montreal band that writes some really beautiful lyrics and songs that are so beautiful and elegiac that they stick in your head for weeks at a time. Live performances can only be described by awesome, mind-blowingly energetic, heart-breakingly moving.
The Arcade Fire is one of the best bands I've heard in years.
by i swear to god i'm not drunk December 28, 2005
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cocksucker

One who enjoys screwing you over or leaving you to the dogs of Hell.
That cocksucker sexiled me last night. What an asshole.
by i swear to god i'm not drunk December 28, 2005
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aw shucks

another way of saying damn, jeepers, gosh, oh you shouldn't have, or phooey
Aw shucks. I burned off my wiener with the heater.
by i swear to god i'm not drunk December 28, 2005
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opinion

"an opinion is like a rectum. everyone has one, but each of them stinks."
in my honest and humble opinion, your opinion stinks.
by i swear to god i'm not drunk December 29, 2005
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as fuck

A phrase inserted after any adjective to make it stronger.
I'm drunk as fuck.
I'm horny as fuck.
I'm tired as fuck.
I'm blazed as fuck.
I'm screwed as fuck.
by i swear to god i'm not drunk December 28, 2005
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