herb's definitions

Moogob

A shit coloured, turban wearing, waste of space that charges to much for slushy's, sells expired food, and run planes into buildings. An Adult male should smell of Taco Meat and have a full beard (Allah likes the way it tickles his balls).

"the only way that Moogob gets on the plane is if we tie and gag his bitch ass"

by Herb February 19, 2005

143

A numerical representation of the expression 'I love you' where each of the three numbers represents the amount of letters in each of the words.

Used by couples with pagers as a code to constantly remind one another that they still are affectionate. (More commonly used before the wide spread availability of text-messaging cell phones)

My girl sent 143 to my beeper a thousand times yesterday - she really loves me.

by Herb May 14, 2005

mufflerman

A clean man who puts mufflers and other exhaust parts on cars.

Herb is the best mufflerman in the shop.

by Herb April 26, 2004

doug

Lacking or marked by lack of intellectual acuity; a person who is not very bright. Usually used as a nicer way of calling someone stupid (i.e. someone you like and you're mostly kidding around).

You doug! Why did you change the channel when the Leafs are on!

by Herb September 7, 2008

the dirty bobby corley

During a greasy sex session, Bobby gets on his cell phone and farts very loud. It smells like rotten eggs. Then he chops her head off, steals her money, and shouts, "Vito Corlione!" He proceeds to masturbate in the corner.

She was pissin me off so bad that I surprised her with a dirty bobby corley.

by herb February 23, 2005

ittle bitty

A 'Cool' way of refering to a small amount. Derived from the expressing 'A Little Bit'

She has a nice ittle bitty booty!

by Herb July 23, 2004

tomika skanes

the most beautiful chick in the world...seen on walked outta heaven video

Tomika Skanes lookin bitch

by herb February 19, 2004