Two Night Stand

similar to a one night stand

when two individuals are thinking "hmm... maybe we should do that again" immediately following an initial one night stand. So the next night, they get it on once more.
What'd you do friday and saturday night??

I had a two night stand with some chick!

Awesome!
by hardhitr3 July 14, 2009
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phone ring analysis

when you call someone and they don't answer so you count the number of rings to tell if theyre either ignoring you, have their phone turned off, or if they just didnt get to their phone in time

no rings and goes straight to voicemail means theyre phone is turned off when you called.

5 or 6 rings means they just couldnt get to their phone

anything less than 3 rings means they looked at their caller id and chose to ignore
She's still mad at me because i used a phone ring analysis after i called her and it rang only once so she ignored my call
by hardhitr3 August 11, 2009
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Red Boxing

the act of renting movies from a red box machine
Are we red boxing it today? I really wanna see spiderman 3.
by hardhitr3 July 14, 2009
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double wedgie

when the backside of your shirt is also caught inside of an initial wedgie with your pants. usually happens to large people
man mrs crabtree had a double wedgie today her shirt was all in the crack of her butt!
by hardhitr3 July 19, 2009
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Cram Artist

someone who never goes to class or pays attention in class but manages to study at the last minute and always pass every test.
What'd u get on the test? I got a 47 test, fuck! What'd u get? Oh I got a 84. Wtf you cram artist!
by hardhitr3 October 14, 2009
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halo break

to take a break from whatever your doing to play halo
i was studying for 3 hours so i decided to take a halo break
by hardhitr3 July 20, 2009
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bottom bag surprises

the extra french fries, wedges, or onion rings that aren't in your fry container and you find at the bottom of the bag when you order fast food
I ordered some food from McDonald's and found some bottom bag surprises on my way home
by hardhitr3 August 12, 2009
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