Cram Artist

someone who never goes to class or pays attention in class but manages to study at the last minute and always pass every test.
What'd u get on the test? I got a 47 test, fuck! What'd u get? Oh I got a 84. Wtf you cram artist!
by hardhitr3 October 14, 2009
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status prank

when you leave your myspace or facebook logged on to an idle computer and someone fucks with your status without you knowing
"Myspace User's Status: I like to eat penis cake" that's a status prank
by hardhitr3 November 14, 2009
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Candy Paint Teeth

a condition caused by lack of dental hygiene. this causes an individuals teeth to change colors accordingly to the color of the food or drink they consume.
man lil chris drank some kool aid and his teeth were red, then he ate some blue sour punch straws and they turned blue. he got them candy paint teeth!
by hardhitr3 November 29, 2009
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triple sport grace period

the short time frame when all the 3 major sports are still in season which is late october.

baseball is usually in the world series (at the end), basketball is just starting (beginning) and football is halfway done (the middle)
When the triple sport grace period begins, I'm not sure what to watch on tv!
by hardhitr3 September 09, 2009
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opposite sex repellent

why are you wearing a scarf, thats opposite sex repellent!
by hardhitr3 September 27, 2009
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corporate tab

when you get free drinks at a bar or restaurant because you know the manager or owner
I'm broke but I'm going to the bar tonight cause I got a corporate tab!
by hardhitr3 January 30, 2010
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Holiday Text

that inevitable text that you have the urge to send to all your friends including people that you never talk to but you do it anyways because your in the holiday spirit
Happy Thanksgiving! Merry Christmas! and Happy New Year! are prime examples of a Holiday Text
by hardhitr3 January 01, 2010
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