Definitions by hardhitr3

horse shoe hairline 

when a man is going bald and his receding hairline is shaped like a horse shoe

Jude Law has a horse shoe hairline.

horse shoe hairline by hardhitr3 November 23, 2009

status prank

when you leave your myspace or facebook logged on to an idle computer and someone fucks with your status without you knowing

"Myspace User's Status: I like to eat penis cake" that's a status prank

status prank by hardhitr3 November 14, 2009

Youtube Guru 

that procrastinator from school or at work that happens to know every interesting video on youtube.

Hey man check out this video I found on youtube. Mark your such a youtube guru!

Youtube Guru by hardhitr3 November 11, 2009

The Crank Era 

when anyone regardless of talent could make up their own dance song as long as the phrase "crank dat" was in the title. and amazingly people loved these songs and made their own dance videos on youtube

Soulja Boy is the founding father of the crank era.

The Crank Era by hardhitr3 October 29, 2009

Total Body Karate 

Thats what happens when H.I.V. is kicking your ass from the inside out.

I saw this person the other day that look like he had total body karate.

Total Body Karate by hardhitr3 October 14, 2009

Cram Artist

someone who never goes to class or pays attention in class but manages to study at the last minute and always pass every test.

What'd u get on the test? I got a 47 test, fuck! What'd u get? Oh I got a 84. Wtf you cram artist!

Cram Artist by hardhitr3 October 14, 2009

opposite sex repellent 

anything that scares away the opposite sex

why are you wearing a scarf, thats opposite sex repellent!

opposite sex repellent by hardhitr3 September 27, 2009