McDream

Noun: A McDonald's Dollar Menu combination of the top bun, lettuce, chicken patty, and mayonnaise of a McChicken on top of the two beef patties, cheese, onion, pickles, ketchup, and bottom bun of a double cheeseburger; sometimes referred to as a "Double Chickenburger", "McEcstasy" and "The 2 Dollar Heart-Attack"

"Eat a McDream today and you'll possibly be McDreaming for eternity!"

by Hansonpaulsey October 12, 2009

Sleeping Drill

The act of masturbating before going to sleep;
usually done in order to fall asleep faster and more relaxed;
the "sleeping pill" drill.

"I was on a horrible sleeping schedule all summer and now that school starts tomorrow, I'll have to perform a "sleeping drill" in order to fall asleep at a decent time tonight."

by hansonpaulsey November 08, 2009

Cappy

Noun: A father who doesn't pay child support and gradually loses contact with his children.

"My dad hasn't talked to me in years and he doesn't even help out my family financially anymore. He's such a cappy."

by hansonpaulsey November 22, 2009

urbandictionaddict

Noun: A person who is literally addicted to either submitting new definitions or surfing through other's slang on www.urbandictionary.com

"Hansonpaulsey is definitely an urbandictionaddict. Too bad there's no urbandictionaddicts anonymous."

by hansonpaulsey November 09, 2009

Flesh Cave

Noun: An extremely loose-lipped vagina

"My dick was practically lost in her flesh cave."

by hansonpaulsey November 09, 2009

MEGA

stands for "Makes Every Girl Aroused"; nickname of a contestant on the first season of Tool Academy on VH1

"You can call me Mega because I make every girl aroused."

by Hansonpaulsey October 11, 2009

Future Fossil

Noun: A name usually assigned to someone who is old in age and close to becoming deceased somewhere in the near future.

"You see these new bills Obama is passing? I'm thinking we should've went with John McCain."
"Are you kidding? That future fossil would've been way passed gone by now."

by hansonpaulsey December 01, 2009