When an overly-excited or inexperienced girl attempts to give you a handjob but then ends up choking your dick to the point that it almost isn't worth it anymore.
9th grader: "Dude did you get some friday night!?"
another 9th grader: "Yeah but the girl gave me a gripjob and now it hurts to piss."
another 9th grader: "Yeah but the girl gave me a gripjob and now it hurts to piss."
by Hansonpaulsey October 11, 2009
Noun: A McDonald's Dollar Menu combination of the top bun, lettuce, chicken patty, and mayonnaise of a McChicken on top of the two beef patties, cheese, onion, pickles, ketchup, and bottom bun of a double cheeseburger; sometimes referred to as a "Double Chickenburger", "McEcstasy" and "The 2 Dollar Heart-Attack"
by Hansonpaulsey October 13, 2009
A threesome involving two sexual partners performing a 69 on one partner which is reasonably fat.
619 is the same as a 609, but with a skinny partner in the middle.
619 is the same as a 609, but with a skinny partner in the middle.
by hansonpaulsey February 13, 2010
by hansonpaulsey November 09, 2009
Noun: Someone's only intention of doing something is to commit a sin.
Examples:
To talk to a man or woman with the main intention if having sex.
To be friends or nicer than usual to someone with the intention of using them for his or her possessions or hook-ups.
Examples:
To talk to a man or woman with the main intention if having sex.
To be friends or nicer than usual to someone with the intention of using them for his or her possessions or hook-ups.
by hansonpaulsey November 23, 2009
Noun: A house party where all the alcohol and/or other substances are supplied by the host free-of-charge.
Antonym: Freeload Party
Antonym: Freeload Party
"Hey dude, you want to hit up this party tonight? It should be sick."
"Nah man, I don't have any money for booze."
"No worries, it's a gatsby party."
"Then hell yeuh!"
"Nah man, I don't have any money for booze."
"No worries, it's a gatsby party."
"Then hell yeuh!"
by hansonpaulsey November 08, 2009
stands for "Makes Every Girl Aroused"; nickname of a contestant on the first season of Tool Academy on VH1
by Hansonpaulsey October 12, 2009