Noun: Someone's only intention of doing something is to commit a sin.
Examples:
To talk to a man or woman with the main intention if having sex.
To be friends or nicer than usual to someone with the intention of using them for his or her possessions or hook-ups.
Examples:
To talk to a man or woman with the main intention if having sex.
To be friends or nicer than usual to someone with the intention of using them for his or her possessions or hook-ups.
by hansonpaulsey November 23, 2009
Noun: A house party where in order to get in you have to either bring your own booze (BYOB) or pay the host to drink; usually done by trading off the rights to have a party at the host's house as long as he or she gets profit or free alcohol/substances in the process.
Antonym: Gatsby Party
Antonym: Gatsby Party
"Hey dude, you want to hit up this party tonight? It's better than just sitting around here."
"I don't know, is there going to be alcohol?"
"Yeah dude! Well, no... Only if you bring it yourself or you pay someone to drink theirs."
"So you're saying it's a freeload party..."
"Yeeeaaah..."
"Then no, those are fucking lame."
"I don't know, is there going to be alcohol?"
"Yeah dude! Well, no... Only if you bring it yourself or you pay someone to drink theirs."
"So you're saying it's a freeload party..."
"Yeeeaaah..."
"Then no, those are fucking lame."
by hansonpaulsey November 08, 2009
Noun: The act of repeatedly dunking a person's head into a toilet while/after they vomit; usually done to someone who is puking as a result to consuming too much alcohol.
"While Mike began puking into the toilet after being unaware of his alcohol consumption limits, Chris began giving him a devil's swirly."
by hansonpaulsey November 09, 2009
A threesome involving two sexual partners performing a 69 on one partner.
609 is the same as a 619, but with a more chubby partner in the middle.
609 is the same as a 619, but with a more chubby partner in the middle.
"Last night, my girlfriend and I 69nd for the first time."
"Big deal. Last night, me, your girlfriend and your mom 619nd."
"Big deal. Last night, me, your girlfriend and your mom 619nd."
by hansonpaulsey February 13, 2010
Noun: A mother in which will help her son get laid, usually at a bar or a large gathering. This method of bringing along a wingmom is much more rewarding because it comes off to women as a man being sensitive and a family-man rather than a future one-night stand;
exactly like a wingman, but it's your mom.
exactly like a wingman, but it's your mom.
by hansonpaulsey December 02, 2009
Noun: A person who is literally addicted to either submitting new definitions or surfing through other's slang on www.urbandictionary.com
"Hansonpaulsey is definitely an urbandictionaddict. Too bad there's no urbandictionaddicts anonymous."
by hansonpaulsey November 09, 2009
Verb: The act of having explosive diarrhea and accidentally getting feces on your balls; the act of defecating on someone else's balls in order for them to be pleasured by the act.
"Damn. After that Chipotle we ate last night, I ended up accidentally blooming. My balls looked like they were dipped in chocolate."
"Sandy bloomed on my balls last night before sex. The warmth turned me on to no end."
"Sandy bloomed on my balls last night before sex. The warmth turned me on to no end."
by Hansonpaulsey October 14, 2009