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Noun: A death star is done by fisting a woman's asshole or vagina and while said fist is inside you open up your hand ( spreading out all 5 fingers) inside the woman.
"I gave that girl a death star since her pussy was so loose!"
by Hansonpaulsey October 13, 2009

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Noun: A mother in which will help her son get laid, usually at a bar or a large gathering. This method of bringing along a wingmom is much more rewarding because it comes off to women as a man being sensitive and a family-man rather than a future one-night stand;
exactly like a wingman, but it's your mom.
"I haven't gotten laid in forever. Luckily, I'm going out for some beers with my wingmom tonight."
by hansonpaulsey December 01, 2009

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Noun: A McDonald's Dollar Menu combination of the top bun, lettuce, chicken patty, and mayonnaise of a McChicken on top of the two beef patties, cheese, onion, pickles, ketchup, and bottom bun of a double cheeseburger; sometimes referred to as a "Double Chickenburger", "McEcstasy" and "The 2 Dollar Heart-Attack"
"Eat a McDream today and you'll possibly be McDreaming for eternity!"
by Hansonpaulsey October 12, 2009

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To be positive that the gifts or presents you have bought for someone he or she will enjoy; to be optimistic that the purchases you will make will be well-worth the money.
My mother was so shoptimistic about the presents she had bought for my sister and I this Christmas that she didn't even bother keeping the receipts.
by Hansonpaulsey October 11, 2009

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stands for "Makes Every Girl Aroused"; nickname of a contestant on the first season of Tool Academy on VH1
"You can call me Mega because I make every girl aroused."
by Hansonpaulsey October 11, 2009

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Noun; After taking a shit and being unaware that you are out of toilet paper, your next best option is to use a towel conveniently hung near the toilet.
"After Michael dropped a deuce, his next best option was the bowel towel hanging next to the tub."
by hansonpaulsey December 26, 2009

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To let out a flatulent or "rip ass" into someone's mouth while they are asleep or unaware;

also known as a "Snappy Cassy" when a girl quiffs into someone's mouth.
"I gave Dillon a spicy michael after he passed out at the party."
by Hansonpaulsey October 14, 2009

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