hansonpaulsey's definitions

Flesh Cave

Noun: An extremely loose-lipped vagina

"My dick was practically lost in her flesh cave."

by hansonpaulsey November 9, 2009

urbandictionaddict

Noun: A person who is literally addicted to either submitting new definitions or surfing through other's slang on www.urbandictionary.com

"Hansonpaulsey is definitely an urbandictionaddict. Too bad there's no urbandictionaddicts anonymous."

by hansonpaulsey November 9, 2009

MEGA

stands for "Makes Every Girl Aroused"; nickname of a contestant on the first season of Tool Academy on VH1

"You can call me Mega because I make every girl aroused."

by Hansonpaulsey October 11, 2009

609

A threesome involving two sexual partners performing a 69 on one partner which is reasonably fat.

619 is the same as a 609, but with a skinny partner in the middle.

"The only fat guys that will ever get the chance to 609 are rich celebrities."

by hansonpaulsey February 13, 2010

d8

Noun: A date you have with someone over the internet or over xbox live;

usually a designated time to get online to talk to this specific person

"I have a hot d8 tonight!"
"Oh yeah? Where at?"
"Me and HotChick69 are meeting in a private chat-room at 8:30."
"Nice! Maybe you'll get some n00dz!"

by hansonpaulsey November 8, 2009

Sintention

Noun: Someone's only intention of doing something is to commit a sin.

Examples:

To talk to a man or woman with the main intention if having sex.

To be friends or nicer than usual to someone with the intention of using them for his or her possessions or hook-ups.

"My only sintention of actually talking to this stupid girl is to have sex with her."

by hansonpaulsey November 22, 2009

Fraker

Noun: A person who lies about everything in order to have someone never be able to get to know the real them; a freak liar; someone in a bar who uses a different alias in order to have a one night stand without ever having to hear from the person ever again.

"Damn dude, party last night was crazy. Ended up meeting this chick, telling her she was so perfect for me, I would just love to date her and get to know more about her. That way she let me fuck her without thinking it'd be a one nighter. But definitely not going to call that bitch."
"Well aren't you afraid that she'll call you or look you up and come to your house if you don't get back to her?"
"Haha nah dude, I was a fraker last night so it's straight."

by Hansonpaulsey October 11, 2009