Acronym for "Gym, Tan, Laundry"
-The essential components for a true Guido/Guidette to feel great and no doubt look great.
-The essential components for a true Guido/Guidette to feel great and no doubt look great.
by hansonpaulsey January 08, 2010
by hansonpaulsey November 09, 2009
Noun: A name usually assigned to someone who is old in age and close to becoming deceased somewhere in the near future.
"You see these new bills Obama is passing? I'm thinking we should've went with John McCain."
"Are you kidding? That future fossil would've been way passed gone by now."
"Are you kidding? That future fossil would've been way passed gone by now."
by hansonpaulsey December 02, 2009
When an overly-excited or inexperienced girl attempts to give you a handjob but then ends up choking your dick to the point that it almost isn't worth it anymore.
9th grader: "Dude did you get some friday night!?"
another 9th grader: "Yeah but the girl gave me a gripjob and now it hurts to piss."
another 9th grader: "Yeah but the girl gave me a gripjob and now it hurts to piss."
by Hansonpaulsey October 11, 2009
Noun: A McDonald's Dollar Menu combination of the top bun, lettuce, chicken patty, and mayonnaise of a McChicken on top of the two beef patties, cheese, onion, pickles, ketchup, and bottom bun of a double cheeseburger; sometimes referred to as a "Double Chickenburger", "McEcstasy" and "The 2 Dollar Heart-Attack"
by Hansonpaulsey October 13, 2009
A threesome involving two sexual partners performing a 69 on one partner which is reasonably fat.
619 is the same as a 609, but with a skinny partner in the middle.
619 is the same as a 609, but with a skinny partner in the middle.
by hansonpaulsey February 13, 2010
Noun; After taking a shit and being unaware that you are out of toilet paper, your next best option is to use a towel conveniently hung near the toilet.
by hansonpaulsey December 27, 2009