Definitions by handle187

Babality 

In Mortal Kombat II, defeat your opponent on the winning round using only the kick buttons. When it says, "Finish Him !!!" enter the Babality code (For Mileena, it's down 4 times and then High Kick).

For brownie points, when playing against the computer, use Liu Kang, Jax, Kitana, or Reptile, and attack using only Low Kick on your winning round.

"Mileena Wins..... Babality !"

Babality by handle187 November 7, 2003

junk food

Food with a lot of starch, and a lot of high-fructose corn syrup, for they also bear little nutritional value.

"That instant iced tea mix you just made counts as junk food."

junk food by handle187 November 7, 2003

June

The 6th month of the year, following May and followed by July.

June covers the zodiac signs Gemini and Cancer, and falls under the Chinese sign of the Snake.

June 21 is not the vernal equinox, because the equinoxes shift.

June by handle187 November 7, 2003

biff 

Biff Tannen from the movie "Back To The Future". He could kick Michael J. Fox's ass even *before* he got the shakes.

"Oh no, it's Biff. Quick, beam me up Doc !!!"

biff by handle187 November 7, 2003

pez 

Candy shaped into small, 1/4" tablets. Nine of them fit into a long, skinny toy called a "pez dispenser", which spits out one tablet everytime you tilt its head. For some reason, vintage pez dispensers have become collector's items.

"I had a Spiderman pez dispenser, and my sister had a Wonderwoman one, my mother refused to by any more pez after it ran out, because it was too expensive, it tasted pretty good, though."

pez by handle187 November 7, 2003

Jump Off 

1.) Synonym for "joint" meaning "bad as in good" (not "joint" meaning a weed cigarette).

2.) What someone while wearing a jump suit.

3.) What someone does after having to walk the plank.

4.) What a shipload of illegals do when they arrive at their destination.

"Man, this new track is the jump off !!!!" - "Charlene's party is gonna be the jump off this Sunday night" - "OMFG, the new (Chanel/Benz/Movado) is the jump off, son !!!1"

"Get the sheets ready, I'm about to start the jump off."

"Aaaargh! After ye walks the plank ye have no recourse but to jump off"

"Hurry up and jump off before the coasters get here."

Jump Off by handle187 November 7, 2003

instant messenger 

A two-way pager that weights 6 pounds and costs $500 or more. You can talk to more people at a time using instant messenger than you can with a two-way. You can also type, access the Internet, and play video games in a more humane manner.

For those who would rather have radiation splashing onto their face rather than zapping their genitalia, instant messenger is the way to go.

I use instant messenger when I'm at my day job, but I can only use a two-way at my, uh..., night job.

instant messenger by handle187 November 7, 2003