hand hanzo's definitions

Mr. Game & Watch

1:The father of all crystal-screen handheld games. Despite being 2-dimensional, Mr. Game & Watch is one hell of a pimp.
2:The 2-dimensional pimp of Super Smash Bros. Melee. Also a way to keep the earth from running out of oil, by taking enemy projectiles and making oil out of them. Carries a mega-arsenal of weapons, and an unlimited supply of sausage.

Watch out! Here come Mr. Game & Watch and his hoes! Fo' shizzle!

by Hand Hanzo January 22, 2005

Jolt Cola

Back when I was living in Michigan where I could get this beverage at the local Quality Dairy convenience store, it was my buzz. This was before I started sippin' energy drinks for a buzz. I remember easily getting wired off of Jolt, and just kickin' it old school, listening to the radio and sippin' my Jolt while playing DarkStalkers 3 on my PlayStation. It has twice the caffeine as Pepsi and about 35% more caffeine than Mountain Dew. Jolt is hard to find now, and doesn't even stand up to a can of BooKoo anyway, so now I sip energy drinks while I play Pocket Tanks or DarkStalkers.

I miss the days where I'd constantly sip Jolt.

by Hand Hanzo April 15, 2005

muck

a unique replacement for the non-sexual meanings of the word 'fuck' that sounds really cool. also, mucked, mucking

1: What the muck are you doing? I'm really mucked now.
2: You don't wanna muck with me, buddy.
3: MUCK! I'm stuck on this mucking level!

by Hand Hanzo September 4, 2005

Giga Pet

Aside from Tamagotchi, the most popular line of keychain virtual pets when they were a fad. A large line of Giga Pets were made, ranging from dogs to cats to penguins to just about any other animal you can think of. Just like any other fad, many kids brought it to school. And just like any other fad, the teachers and administrators gave it the thumbs down. But kids still brung them anyway. Giga Pets were a major fad until the Pokémon Era (1998-2002), and even put you in control of your own monochrome version of the media's most famous critters (for example Salem from Sabrina: The Teenage Witch). Giga Pets were even sold as a promotional offer at KFC at one point. And although you probably won't be able to find a Giga Pet today, they truly were the biggest revolution in monochrome crystal-screen handheld gaming since the Game & Watch.

Hand Hanzo had a new Giga Pet clipped to his jeans.

by Hand Hanzo February 18, 2005

orochi

Mad as hell, to the point of true insanity, losing your mind. To 'go orochi' is a couple degrees above 'snapping'. Named after how in King Of Fighters, various characters would be sometimes consumed by the power of Orochi within them, which made them more powerful and more aggressive.

DAMN! 12 people killed, 20 injured, and the dude didn't even have a weapon! That kid went orochi!

by Hand Hanzo August 30, 2005

era

The really cute camgirl on 4chan, who posts in the /b/ section. She's very sweet and brings smiles to all /b/-tards with her cute pics. The most popular 4chan camgirl since cracky-chan.

era is so cute! I look at my pictures of her every day, wishing that one day, we could meet face to face.

by Hand Hanzo April 1, 2005

Hyakugojyuuichi

1: The Japanese word for the number '151'.
2: A flash music video made by Neil Cicierega, featuring a song from Pocket Monsters (the Japanese version of Pokémon), and had many wacky animations and the famous lyric misinterpretation. 3 years later, Neil has made many animations with a similar style, called animutations, and Lemon Demon made a music video tribute to the famous Hyakugojyuuichi.

"TV says, donuts are high in fat kazoo/ found a hobo in my room/ It's Princess Leia, the yodel of life/ Give me my sweater back, or I'll play the guitar!"

by Hand Hanzo April 3, 2005