56 definitions by hand hanzo
An infamous collection of guro that involves a girl being mutilated, and then put into a suitcase. Also known as probably the sickest thing on the internet.
by hand hanzo January 16, 2005
1: The most underrated Nintendo character, and also my favorite. He wears a green shirt with blue overalls, and a green cap with the letter 'L' on it (Although back in SMB1, he wore white with green overalls), and was underrated and overlooked until he got his own game.
2: The best character in Super Smash Bros. Melee, no doubt. Much better, in fact TIMES better than Mario in all aspects of combat, with useful smash moves and devastating aerial attacks.
2: The best character in Super Smash Bros. Melee, no doubt. Much better, in fact TIMES better than Mario in all aspects of combat, with useful smash moves and devastating aerial attacks.
It's no wonder you have to unlock Luigi, he's so damn good. Fuck Mario, let's give Luigi props for a change.
by hand hanzo January 22, 2005
1:A derogatory term for anyone in the Realistic Educational Alternative for Children with Disabilities (REACH). Also see REACH kid
2:An insult; calling a person a REACHtard implies that such a person should be in REACH, or should have been in REACH; degrees above the word retard, but like the word retard, it can be used in either a serious or a non-serious manner.
2:An insult; calling a person a REACHtard implies that such a person should be in REACH, or should have been in REACH; degrees above the word retard, but like the word retard, it can be used in either a serious or a non-serious manner.
WHILE TEACHING MY MOM HOW TO PLAY MONKEY TARGET 2 IN SUPER MONKEY BALL 2:
Bryant: Hold up while you're going down the ramp.
Mom: (Flies off ramp, spreads wings and continues holding up)
Bryant: DUDE! Stop holding up!
Mom: Well you told me to hold up!
Bryant: BUT NOT WHEN YOU HAVE YOUR WINGS OUT!!
Mom: Ok...now what...(her monkey is falling)
Bryant: Dude you're a REACHtard.
Bryant: Hold up while you're going down the ramp.
Mom: (Flies off ramp, spreads wings and continues holding up)
Bryant: DUDE! Stop holding up!
Mom: Well you told me to hold up!
Bryant: BUT NOT WHEN YOU HAVE YOUR WINGS OUT!!
Mom: Ok...now what...(her monkey is falling)
Bryant: Dude you're a REACHtard.
by hand hanzo February 14, 2005
acronym for "Caffeine And Sugar High". Easily obtained by mixing an energy drink (for example Red Bull, Mad-Croc, BooKoo, Omega, Sobe No Fear, AMP, etc.) with a high caffeine beverage like Mountain Dew or Jolt Cola.
I called my friends over, scored some cans of Omega, and mixed it with Jolt. We all drank some. Then we stayed up all night on this mad cash we were having.
by hand hanzo April 16, 2005
a unique replacement for the non-sexual meanings of the word 'fuck' that sounds really cool. also, mucked, mucking
1: What the muck are you doing? I'm really mucked now.
2: You don't wanna muck with me, buddy.
3: MUCK! I'm stuck on this mucking level!
2: You don't wanna muck with me, buddy.
3: MUCK! I'm stuck on this mucking level!
by hand hanzo August 11, 2005
1: An acronym for "GameBreaker 2" from NBA Street Vol. 2, in which an unstoppable team stunt was performed, adding several points to the user's team while taking points away from the user's opponents.
2: an acronym for "go back to", commonly used on 4chan. Usually followed by a letter or word in between two slashes (for example /b/ or /school/), to tell one where to go in the poster's opinion. the two slashes stand for how the letters of 4chan sections are between 2 slashes (like /h/ or /b/), representing how they are shown on the URL.
2: an acronym for "go back to", commonly used on 4chan. Usually followed by a letter or word in between two slashes (for example /b/ or /school/), to tell one where to go in the poster's opinion. the two slashes stand for how the letters of 4chan sections are between 2 slashes (like /h/ or /b/), representing how they are shown on the URL.
Example for definition 1:
"Yo! I pulled a phat gb2! Your ass is done!"
Examples for definition 2:
EXAMPLE A
"Futanari doesn't belong on /h/! gb2/d/, n00b!"
EXAMPLE B
"You can't spell worth shit! gb2/school/!"
"Yo! I pulled a phat gb2! Your ass is done!"
Examples for definition 2:
EXAMPLE A
"Futanari doesn't belong on /h/! gb2/d/, n00b!"
EXAMPLE B
"You can't spell worth shit! gb2/school/!"
by hand hanzo June 4, 2005
by hand hanzo December 21, 2004