hand hanzo's definitions

chakram

1: (n) On the show "Xena:Warrior Princess"; a round object that Xena throws around to knock people out.

That was cool when Xena took out her chakram and knocked out a shitload of people at once!
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I gave Turquoise an Omega, and soon she was bouncing off the walls like a chakram.

by Hand Hanzo March 25, 2005

Jolt Cola

Back when I was living in Michigan where I could get this beverage at the local Quality Dairy convenience store, it was my buzz. This was before I started sippin' energy drinks for a buzz. I remember easily getting wired off of Jolt, and just kickin' it old school, listening to the radio and sippin' my Jolt while playing DarkStalkers 3 on my PlayStation. It has twice the caffeine as Pepsi and about 35% more caffeine than Mountain Dew. Jolt is hard to find now, and doesn't even stand up to a can of BooKoo anyway, so now I sip energy drinks while I play Pocket Tanks or DarkStalkers.

I miss the days where I'd constantly sip Jolt.

by Hand Hanzo April 15, 2005

gb2

1: An acronym for "GameBreaker 2" from NBA Street Vol. 2, in which an unstoppable team stunt was performed, adding several points to the user's team while taking points away from the user's opponents.

2: an acronym for "go back to", commonly used on 4chan. Usually followed by a letter or word in between two slashes (for example /b/ or /school/), to tell one where to go in the poster's opinion. the two slashes stand for how the letters of 4chan sections are between 2 slashes (like /h/ or /b/), representing how they are shown on the URL.

Example for definition 1:
"Yo! I pulled a phat gb2! Your ass is done!"
Examples for definition 2:
EXAMPLE A
"Futanari doesn't belong on /h/! gb2/d/, n00b!"
EXAMPLE B
"You can't spell worth shit! gb2/school/!"

by Hand Hanzo June 10, 2005

w00tness

A state of maximum happiness. Like when you feel like shouting "w00t!" so loud, that the whole world can hear you.

Rolling with constant w00tness and drinking BooKoo is called BooKoo Style

by Hand Hanzo January 22, 2005

fgsfds

You could either say "figgis-fiddis" or "F-G-S-F-D-S", but however you say it, it is the one word that makes no sense whatsoever at all. It all started when someone on 4chan replied to a post with "fgsfds". Oryan (a 4chan user) soon shopped the phrase into a pic of some old dude (talk show host, probably) and now everyone on /b/ posts it. When somebody confuses you by saying something that makes no sense, simply say "fgsfds".

Dude One: "Isn't the TV donut high in fat kazoo?"
Dude Two: "I thought that all your base are belong to us"
Dude Three: "fgsfds"
Dudes 1 & 2: "What the fuck?"

by Hand Hanzo April 1, 2005

pwnedizzle

To get pwned, fo' shizzle. A word formed from two different types of slang: hip-hop slang (where the -izzle suffix comes from), and l33tspeak (where pwned comes from). Also spelled pwn'dizzle

You just got pwnedizzle fo' shizzle because I do my dizzamn pimp thizzle, bizzle!

by Hand Hanzo June 3, 2005

bonous

An erection. Originating from my 2nd period teacher's misspelling of the word 'bonus', another bon- word appeared in my mind: boner. So if a boner is a penis, a bonous is when said penis gets hard.

Look at that dude! He's so old, he needs Viagra just to get a bonous!

by Hand Hanzo April 25, 2005