hand hanzo's definitions

fgsfds

You could either say "figgis-fiddis" or "F-G-S-F-D-S", but however you say it, it is the one word that makes no sense whatsoever at all. It all started when someone on 4chan replied to a post with "fgsfds". Oryan (a 4chan user) soon shopped the phrase into a pic of some old dude (talk show host, probably) and now everyone on /b/ posts it. When somebody confuses you by saying something that makes no sense, simply say "fgsfds".

Dude One: "Isn't the TV donut high in fat kazoo?"
Dude Two: "I thought that all your base are belong to us"
Dude Three: "fgsfds"
Dudes 1 & 2: "What the fuck?"

by Hand Hanzo April 1, 2005

gb2

1: An acronym for "GameBreaker 2" from NBA Street Vol. 2, in which an unstoppable team stunt was performed, adding several points to the user's team while taking points away from the user's opponents.

2: an acronym for "go back to", commonly used on 4chan. Usually followed by a letter or word in between two slashes (for example /b/ or /school/), to tell one where to go in the poster's opinion. the two slashes stand for how the letters of 4chan sections are between 2 slashes (like /h/ or /b/), representing how they are shown on the URL.

Example for definition 1:
"Yo! I pulled a phat gb2! Your ass is done!"
Examples for definition 2:
EXAMPLE A
"Futanari doesn't belong on /h/! gb2/d/, n00b!"
EXAMPLE B
"You can't spell worth shit! gb2/school/!"

by Hand Hanzo June 10, 2005

pwnedizzle

To get pwned, fo' shizzle. A word formed from two different types of slang: hip-hop slang (where the -izzle suffix comes from), and l33tspeak (where pwned comes from). Also spelled pwn'dizzle

You just got pwnedizzle fo' shizzle because I do my dizzamn pimp thizzle, bizzle!

by Hand Hanzo June 3, 2005

Giga Pet

Aside from Tamagotchi, the most popular line of keychain virtual pets when they were a fad. A large line of Giga Pets were made, ranging from dogs to cats to penguins to just about any other animal you can think of. Just like any other fad, many kids brought it to school. And just like any other fad, the teachers and administrators gave it the thumbs down. But kids still brung them anyway. Giga Pets were a major fad until the Pokémon Era (1998-2002), and even put you in control of your own monochrome version of the media's most famous critters (for example Salem from Sabrina: The Teenage Witch). Giga Pets were even sold as a promotional offer at KFC at one point. And although you probably won't be able to find a Giga Pet today, they truly were the biggest revolution in monochrome crystal-screen handheld gaming since the Game & Watch.

Hand Hanzo had a new Giga Pet clipped to his jeans.

by Hand Hanzo February 18, 2005

bonous

An erection. Originating from my 2nd period teacher's misspelling of the word 'bonus', another bon- word appeared in my mind: boner. So if a boner is a penis, a bonous is when said penis gets hard.

Look at that dude! He's so old, he needs Viagra just to get a bonous!

by Hand Hanzo April 25, 2005

orochi

Mad as hell, to the point of true insanity, losing your mind. To 'go orochi' is a couple degrees above 'snapping'. Named after how in King Of Fighters, various characters would be sometimes consumed by the power of Orochi within them, which made them more powerful and more aggressive.

DAMN! 12 people killed, 20 injured, and the dude didn't even have a weapon! That kid went orochi!

by Hand Hanzo August 30, 2005

chakram

1: (n) On the show "Xena:Warrior Princess"; a round object that Xena throws around to knock people out.

That was cool when Xena took out her chakram and knocked out a shitload of people at once!
-or-
I gave Turquoise an Omega, and soon she was bouncing off the walls like a chakram.

by Hand Hanzo March 25, 2005