Definitions by hammer---;, hytham
Google cooking
A related word to Google cooking is 'fridge Googling': search Google for sites that have recipes for whatever you have in that fridge of yours and prepare meals from the search-sites' results.
Also, 'madmomming' is for bored moms who now can modify their recipes searching food-fanatics' sites like epicurious.com in order to make new ones (the same as gamemodders, these moms are called 'madmommers').
Also, 'madmomming' is for bored moms who now can modify their recipes searching food-fanatics' sites like epicurious.com in order to make new ones (the same as gamemodders, these moms are called 'madmommers').
Google cooking by hammer---;, hytham May 16, 2007
rebound hunger
Eating less and gettting fatter!
This is based on dietricians' extensive studies that has linked certain brain hormones (ghrelin & leptin: store fat as enegry and control appetite respectively), that 'switch off' when a person enters a no-food dieting phase. Becasue of survival pre-wiring, the brain thinks that the body's famined so it stops burning life-affirming fat and store it to preserve vital organs like the heart, liver and kidneys. In the process, one who goes through long periods of fasting (generally stopping food intake and then eating large quantities of food more than you'd normally do to compensate for lost calories in what's known as the 'fast-feast' theory), becomes fatter instead of thinner!
The solution? It's clinical term is 'grazing', which means to eat separate meals through the day consisting usually of 4-6 mini-meals/ day. There's also a fad that promotes this 'eat more, get thinner' diet that ascribes a EMI (Eat More Index: 4,1 or more=2500 cals/day of low-fat diet), restricted to lo-cal fruit/veggies (called 'heavy food'), that you can eat as much as you want and still keep your weight.
This is based on dietricians' extensive studies that has linked certain brain hormones (ghrelin & leptin: store fat as enegry and control appetite respectively), that 'switch off' when a person enters a no-food dieting phase. Becasue of survival pre-wiring, the brain thinks that the body's famined so it stops burning life-affirming fat and store it to preserve vital organs like the heart, liver and kidneys. In the process, one who goes through long periods of fasting (generally stopping food intake and then eating large quantities of food more than you'd normally do to compensate for lost calories in what's known as the 'fast-feast' theory), becomes fatter instead of thinner!
The solution? It's clinical term is 'grazing', which means to eat separate meals through the day consisting usually of 4-6 mini-meals/ day. There's also a fad that promotes this 'eat more, get thinner' diet that ascribes a EMI (Eat More Index: 4,1 or more=2500 cals/day of low-fat diet), restricted to lo-cal fruit/veggies (called 'heavy food'), that you can eat as much as you want and still keep your weight.
rebound hunger by hammer---;, hytham May 16, 2007
passive overeating
Fat-virus infectabilty!
Medical research has discoverd two virii (AD-36/ SHAM-1), that are now blamed for obesity! It's said that these virii can be contracted via air-passages (breathing or setting next to a fat person!), and like smoking ('passive smoking' makes you 'ill'), passive overeating can get you fat!
Also called 'infectobesity' (infectious obesity).
Medical research has discoverd two virii (AD-36/ SHAM-1), that are now blamed for obesity! It's said that these virii can be contracted via air-passages (breathing or setting next to a fat person!), and like smoking ('passive smoking' makes you 'ill'), passive overeating can get you fat!
Also called 'infectobesity' (infectious obesity).
I ain't fat, so there's no possibility that you can become a passive overeating butterball, Meg! Come'ere pootiepie, teach me how to dance!
passive overeating by hammer---;, hytham May 16, 2007
reverse anorexia
Low self-esteem in weight-lifters (called 'exerslaves'), who lift and -- psychologically, see no gain.
Has many synonyms:
-Bigorexia.
-Muscle dysmorphia (reverse anorexia is considered one of the BDDs, or body dysmorphic disorders a.k.a. dysmorphophobia/ imagined ugliness syndrome, or dysmorphic concern).
-Bigorexia.
-Muscle dysmorphia (reverse anorexia is considered one of the BDDs, or body dysmorphic disorders a.k.a. dysmorphophobia/ imagined ugliness syndrome, or dysmorphic concern).
reverse anorexia by hammer---;, hytham May 16, 2007
photox
PhotoShop Botox, or 'digital dieting':
cameraholics, phonewhores and photo-phobes who resort to the use of any pixel-altering digital program ardently removing the extra 'relaxed muscle' they have, in order to come out thinner!
cameraholics, phonewhores and photo-phobes who resort to the use of any pixel-altering digital program ardently removing the extra 'relaxed muscle' they have, in order to come out thinner!
Photox is the art of digitized pix ('lightmares', 'phobographs'), of the ugly, the fat and the phobic ('pixel surgeons'/ 'fauxtographers').
Learn: you are not as fat as you think you are or will be. You are only what you are.
Learn: you are not as fat as you think you are or will be. You are only what you are.
photox by hammer---;, hytham May 16, 2007
Vastity Belt
A funny contraption that appeared in the mid-90s for the fat... did I just call you by the F-word? Sod me! You are 'overnormal', 'generously cut', 'horizontally-challenged', 'weight-challenged' and other non-sizist words that you'd use to bluff your way into my world you 'non-little' fatfuck! Any way, it's an electronic belt (like the old 'Chastity one, geddit?)... worn on the midriff and peeps when it stretches beyond a certain limit to curb weight-gain and control/ reduce it.
Fatist puns aside, I think that 'fat' is the worst insult you can call somebody with!
Fatist puns aside, I think that 'fat' is the worst insult you can call somebody with!
Overweight people now are pulling the bull with fat-flashing 'Fat Pride' bozotic marches, Net 'pornhography' or forumese like BHM (big handsome male) and BBW (big beautiful women a.k.a. 'women of size', 'obeausiful'!)! Get a Vastity Belt, y'all and stop opening the damn fridge's door ya lil' fps!
Vastity Belt by hammer---;, hytham May 16, 2007
diabesity
Also diabecity: diabetes-related obesity.
A real problem. As one gets older, the body's ability to metabolize excess body sugars is less active, causing sugar-source fat (called 'toxic sugar'), to start building around the midriff area, that ultimately expands from too much fat stored in that region (known to all men as beer belly, beer gut, beer belt, spare tire, ...) which is by the way, very hard to get rid of as this is the body's own 'fugitive fat' that signals the onset of insulin-resistant diabetes-II. Toxic sugar can thicken the walls of heart and kidney artery structure, causing HD and retinopathy.
A real problem. As one gets older, the body's ability to metabolize excess body sugars is less active, causing sugar-source fat (called 'toxic sugar'), to start building around the midriff area, that ultimately expands from too much fat stored in that region (known to all men as beer belly, beer gut, beer belt, spare tire, ...) which is by the way, very hard to get rid of as this is the body's own 'fugitive fat' that signals the onset of insulin-resistant diabetes-II. Toxic sugar can thicken the walls of heart and kidney artery structure, causing HD and retinopathy.
diabesity by hammer---;, hytham May 16, 2007