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Today's unjust wealth-circualtion has created many problems for those 'many' of us 'have-nots', seperated off from the rich 'haves' living in their fancyass 'Privatopias' by electronic gates (gated communities) and mega-Development-maddened investors who are building 'siege-chic' housing projects in large cities (gated neighborhoods), to house the rich fartsos in them, excluding the poor in what's known as the 'overclass' or 'privatocracy'.
Poor Farms started out in Hollywood-poisoned Los Angeles and spread out worldwide. LA's bum-blockades were for -- as the name suggests -- bumtown residents who kept seeping into the other 'stars-studded' nice and clean side. But, these ritzy-shitzy 'gated neighborhoods' can now be seen in faroff places like Iraq and Egypt.

Jordan will have its own fair share with new Saudi-financed, strictly-guarded housing projects: modern blocs erected in pollution-choked Jordanian 'second cities' like seaside Aqaba and Jordan's waste-dump e'Zarqa (this city is the major workforce supplier in Jordan where people can barley find their NBH 'next bowl of hummus'!), wait and lo... 'bum-proof' lawns and bum alarms are going to share the same ground with the people who live there in their poor farms!

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by hammer---;, hytham May 3, 2007
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The 'Now' retro! A movement of ever regurgitating the past and reintroducing it back in the present or, sometimes even the 'neoteric' near future!
Comes in many names that in the example below, I couldn't help but self-coin a new one all by myself!
The 'Millennium Effect', retro-future/ retro-futurism/ retro-futurism, neo-retro, retro-modern, retro-vintage, metro-retro, retrogressive, retrocon (retroactive continuity), contemporary classic, neotraditionalism, retro-futurology, technostalgia, newstalgia...
Nowtro: also called the 'newtro', or my own self-coinage: neotro.
Dig.
by hammer---;, hytham April 14, 2007
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Not strictly vegetarian or a flexitarian, but can switch preferences from a variety of new-foodist tastes: say, sproutarian, fruitarian, juicetarian, brutarian, ... but doesn't venture into meat and chicken (a.k.a. faketarian).
A prefetarian is also called vegepreferian/ semi-demi (semi-demi vegetarian).
by hammer---;, hytham May 3, 2007
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Superstars (like the doofusy-looking 'supercouple' Brangelina), deciding to go to poor countries (like Namibia, not Muritania, foos!), to fulfill their super-sized egos (to have their daughter -- full supername 'Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt Bramz Zahara'-- delivered by C-section)!

Eat the super-rich!
That is what you get when a Hollywoodized mundo-trash Thirdworld country thinks it can be made famous by two baby-mongering celebtards like Brad Pitt and his whoreney wife Angelina Jolie (I wonder if these names are even their born-with names?), go strutting across its dirty streets... what neogonzojournalists has called 'celebrity colonialism'!
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A.k.a. 'linear' or 'lingual' braces: braces that are clipped from behind the teeth to hide what's known colloquially as braceface!
Cosmetic dentistry is an 'art' practised by dentists that no longer call themsleves so, but prefer the moniker 'hygienists'. They can do a 'smile-lift' or 'face-lift' for you. Or, as 'invisible braces' go, you want to have invisible fillings (made from plastic/ porcelain and fixed by a 'targeting' blue light denting-bonding ingredient!) the next time you're visiting one.
Also, non-invasive veneers: they are non-chilling, free-sculpted veneers. There's bonding which uses a composite bonding material that uses resin molds for teeth-whitening and power-whitening or 'chairside' bleaching: one-visit, light-activated gel combined with high-intensity plasma light that gives you a 'whiter shade of relief' in just a few minutes!
by hammer---;, hytham April 16, 2007
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The way tough grrrls talk including spittle-heavy wisecracking, gum-poping in-slang.
The antonym for she-bonics is Menglish; a word coined by 'femainist' writer Vardes One.
by hammer---;, hytham April 13, 2007
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The British answer to WonderBra! Butt bra that enhances the buttocks.
'Binikis' are wonderbums that come in two pieces: the lower piece accentuates the butt for that 'fuller', uplifted look.
by hammer---;, hytham April 11, 2007
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