metrodox

Metrosexual orthodox Jew. New York's Hebrew fashion-conscious metrosexual!
Metrodox is a paradox to many ultra-conservative Jews in New York!
by hammer---;, hytham April 11, 2007
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refujews

The diasporic Jewish popluation around the world.
Jews had been always on the look-out for a place to start a decent living and finally found it in their original homeland -- if not their 'Promised Land' -- Palestine. But, the exodus hasn't yet stopped!
In Israel for example, Israelis who came back to Israel from America are returning back in numbers, because of the unstable political situation (the whole Middle-East is a time-bomb waiting to explode!), in what became known as the 'Boeing Aliya'. It is when a family provider returns alone back to America to make money and send it back to his family-dependents in Israel, visiting Israel occasionally by airplane. While in America, the goverment saw a 'profiteering' vista in this phenomenon and came up with a thing called the 'million-dollar green card': as a refujew you can have a permanent residentship if you open a business in the US that employs at least 10 US citizens (not including the owner, or any of his family memebers even if they are American citizens!) and the capital invested must not be less than 1 million dollars!

A blend of 'refugee' & 'jews'.

A lot of people think that the US is an ally to Israel, but in all reality... they're sucking the po' refujews' blood!
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bean jockey

A coffee-bar barista, or waitron, serving coffee for the regular caffiend and 'foams' for foamers.
Bean Jockey is one gender-neutral definition for waiters. Other interesting defs that's been coined lately is dub-dubs: Waiter/ Waitresses or w/ws.
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boy beater

The bully's version of a wife beater: ribbed sleeveless t-shirt.
In the UK, bullies can be spotted from afar, wearing their boy beater tees.
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four boob syndrome

Jocular name of the cameltoe-like effect of tiny bras!
See also quadriboob, pooling.
Four boob syndrome can be seen on very fat chicks or ones with jahoobies the size of your head!
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vertical cuisine

A.k.a. 'tall food': food presentation that gets the whole dish in a pile in the middle.
Food-presentation forms other than vertical cuisine:
-plating: small pieces of food, not overly decorated.
-foams: a new method of presenting food as frothy and aerated for more flavor!
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alchoffee

Sacred alcohol and coffee drank together.
Many examples of get-sloshed-while-sober alchoffee can be seen in cocktails like the javatini, chocatini and various espresso cocktails.
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