Scaramanga Syndrome

weird syndrome of having three nipples, one in the middle!

Scaramanga Syndrome takes its name from a mouse's gene variation named after James Bond's arch-villian who had three nipples!

by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007

poorism

Poor-countries' tourism! Yes... double-flubble, fatfuck-ish Ugly American and European tourons take what has been called 'reality tours' in war-ravaged, piss-poor Third-World countries like Iraq, India, South Africa and Brazil to gawp at 'warscapes', shantytowns and poor people going about their everyday's measley lives!
See Counter Tourism, too.

'Poorism' and 'poorists' sound like some pro-poor, humanist philosophies made to benefit the poor and the underprivileged, but in reality it's you, richass Westerners getting your rocks off watching poor people live. Try to live with your own shitucopic lives you touronic fat filthy-rich fucks!

by hammer---;, hytham May 16, 2007

Vastity Belt

A funny contraption that appeared in the mid-90s for the fat... did I just call you by the F-word? Sod me! You are 'overnormal', 'generously cut', 'horizontally-challenged', 'weight-challenged' and other non-sizist words that you'd use to bluff your way into my world you 'non-little' fatfuck! Any way, it's an electronic belt (like the old 'Chastity one, geddit?)... worn on the midriff and peeps when it stretches beyond a certain limit to curb weight-gain and control/ reduce it.

Fatist puns aside, I think that 'fat' is the worst insult you can call somebody with!

Overweight people now are pulling the bull with fat-flashing 'Fat Pride' bozotic marches, Net 'pornhography' or forumese like BHM (big handsome male) and BBW (big beautiful women a.k.a. 'women of size', 'obeausiful'!)! Get a Vastity Belt, y'all and stop opening the damn fridge's door ya lil' fps!

by hammer---;, hytham May 16, 2007

cowboy caviar

Montana's Tendergroin steakmeat, for the hicksvillians!

Cowboy caviar is a pun on what countrypolitans flash as their new-found riches!

by hammer---;, hytham May 16, 2007

liquid coal

An emulsion of butane (extracted as raw bitumen), and water used as an alternative fuel-source because of rising oil prices and to curb air pollution. It has vast reserves in the world.

Liquid coal: Orimulsion.

by hammer---;, hytham April 22, 2007

e-grass

Or 'energy crops': any energy grass that yields high B.T.U.s (British Thermal Units) per kilogram used as an alternative 'clean' power source.

One good example of e-grass is grassohol: ethanol extracted from switchgrass.
Other plant-source enregy crops are derived from cooking-oil!
'Greasel' (grease diesel), one like what is called 'M-Diesel': methanol mixed with cooking-oil.
Some interesting alternative energy sources are MFCs (microbial-fuel cells: they are mainly, bacteria that turn waste into fuel known as 'living batteries' or 'biobatteries'), sometimes used in gastrobots (see, smart dust) that live off sugar as food!
One last biological innovation are 'biosolar' cells that synthesises protiens to generate electricity!

by hammer---;, hytham April 22, 2007

color revolutions

Former Soviet-Union states and Eastern European republics that made their own counter-versions of the people's Red Revolution. Here's a list:
-Velvet: Czech Republic (1989).
-Rose: former-Russia state Georgia (2003).
-Orange: former-Russia state Ukraine (2004). Also called the 'Chestnut' revolution.
-Tulip: former-Russia state Kyrgystan (2005).

The Arab world has its own kind of color revolutions:
-Purple: Iraq's 2005 1st elections.
-Cedar: Lebanon's end of the Syrian 'occupation' or military prescence in 2005.

by hammer---;, hytham April 21, 2007