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The network that I normally use to 'lug' along the disinformation super-hypeway!

A.k.a. WWW (World Wide Wait!)/ (Wait Wait Wait!).
Whenever the notwork hits a 'dirt-road', I just want to put my fist in my compooper!
Notwork by hammer---;, hytham April 25, 2007

Playstation Notwork

(noun) (puh-lay-stay-shun naht-work)

The loving term given to Playstation Network after the recent outages on Sony's online gaming platform.
Hey do you wanna play Portal 2 tonight? Oh wait, we can't do it on the Playstation Notwork.

Playstation Notwork

A period of time in 2011 when the PSN got hacked and for lack of better terms, "didn't work".
This event is the closest we have had to an apocalypse; nerds raged for weeks on end, some switched to xbox...and in extreme cases, some hung themselves in their basement. But some got lives and actually got out of the house.
"Playstation network? Nah man it's more like Playstation Notwork."
LMAO

PlayStation Notwork (PSN) 

Since the PSN (Playstation Network) outage many PSN users call PSN Playstation Notwork because the network is not working.
Guy 1:Hey have you heard about the problem with Playstation Network?

Girl 1:You mean PlayStation Notwork (PSN)?

Playstation Notwork

What ones would call the Playstation network these past few weeks.
I woke up hoping to hop on PSN and blast some niggas in Battlefield, but it turns out i was still logged in to the Playstation Notwork.

Cartoon NOTwork 

A TV network that mainly shows reruns of Scooby Doo, Bugs Bunny, and other old shows. It also shows mutilated-for-American-TV anime shows like Dragonball Z, {Yu Yu Hakusho], and Gundam, in addition to shitty attempts at anime such as the Powerpuff Girls, Samurai Jack, and Totally Spies. To add insult to injury, the network even has a piece-of-shit late night block called Adult Swim which still shows kiddie shows like Futurama, Home Movies, and Inuyasha.

see Cartoon Network for better definitions.
Cartoon Network sucks so bad, I called to have it removed from my TV channel lineup.
Cartoon NOTwork by true October 17, 2003
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
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