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Scaramanga Syndrome

weird syndrome of having three nipples, one in the middle!
Scaramanga Syndrome takes its name from a mouse's gene variation named after James Bond's arch-villian who had three nipples!
by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007
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Gobbelization

Globalization + gobble: a portmanteau of an interesting meaning. It's when bigger fish eat the smaller ones, like what's happening in most Arab countries that have no other choice but to follow the much-hated 'popular capitalism' mantra that America and other developed 1st-Worlders are singing in our ears. (See, de-Arabizing).

Also called McWorld.
Gobbelization is eating at the 3rd-World and leaves in its trail what has been called the 'economic waste' of the 'Global Pillage'!
by hammer---;, hytham April 25, 2007
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she-bonics

The way tough grrrls talk including spittle-heavy wisecracking, gum-poping in-slang.
The antonym for she-bonics is Menglish; a word coined by 'femainist' writer Vardes One.
by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007
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brutarian

Brute vegetarian: one who includes rough, uncooked or raw food in their diets (e.g. raw fish).

Also called rawtarian, rawist, raw foodist.
Vegequarians (a.k.a. vegaquarians/ vegemarians/ pescovegetarians/ pescotarians/ fishitarians), are vegetarians who eat fish and seafood and are sometimes referred to as being brutarian, too: they grab a live fish and eat it in wholesome bites!
by hammer---;, hytham May 16, 2007
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virgin beers

NAs (non-alcoholic) beers, or 'non-als'.
Like their cousins the alcopops (a.k.a. poof juice), virgin beers are for the alcorexic!
by hammer---;, hytham June 1, 2007
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Traumatic Masturbatory Syndrome

Trauma inflicted on a partner during sex from pressing too hard, or repetitively thrusting your body into your partner's causing injury.
That weird syndrome is a result of years of masturbation where your thrusts are controlled by hand grip and that makes it harder for you to carry on with the same rhythm and strenght in real act sex. Sufferers usually lack sensitivity in their sexual organs and finally succumb to desensitization.
Also: TMS.
-Widower's Syndrome (Widow's Syndrome in women) is the 'mirror-disease' of Traumatic Masturbatory Syndrome: a condition caused by lack of sex/masturbation that mighy lead to impotence.

Another urnio-genital skin condition is cunnily called Onan's trauma: hardened penis skin that lack sensitivity from way too much 'jerking the gherkin'!
by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007
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Generation Broke

21-35 college students who graduate and find themselves drowning in student-loan backpayments!
If you want to join the Generation Broke, you must own at least two maxed-out CCs (credit-cards) and be an up-to-your-neck in debt zilchoid!
by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007
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