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irritable male syndrome:
Depression/ anger/ fatigue/ moodiness/ anxiety/ lethargy/ low libido/ confusion/ increased use of sarcasm. The feeling of being overworked at 40 and 55 years.
Depression/ anger/ fatigue/ moodiness/ anxiety/ lethargy/ low libido/ confusion/ increased use of sarcasm. The feeling of being overworked at 40 and 55 years.
by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007
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Also known as 'smart casual', 'New Casual' (tend to wear the slimiest of store reissues, retro and other 'deadstock' that suddenly became fashionable in what is called newtro), 'Rebelion Lite', or 'mod nouveau' in the United Kingdom.
It's the very much the same generation that gave birth to the retrosexual, messosexual (also written 'messrosexual'), 'dirty boy', the neo-mullet, trash-stash and flubble* (fluff stubble).
Also known as 'smart casual', 'New Casual' (tend to wear the slimiest of store reissues, retro and other 'deadstock' that suddenly became fashionable in what is called newtro), 'Rebelion Lite', or 'mod nouveau' in the United Kingdom.
It's the very much the same generation that gave birth to the retrosexual, messosexual (also written 'messrosexual'), 'dirty boy', the neo-mullet, trash-stash and flubble* (fluff stubble).
The glamoratti (now better known as the 'glam-trash'), has their perhaps...own weird take on Trash Generation: they go 'glamping' (glamour camping) in Glastonbury, mud-happiest in their glunge-y (glamorous + grungy) nowtro looks!
*This awesome word was taken out of UD by someone who didn't like me, but not my definitions.
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Get the Trash Generation mug.The 'Now' retro! A movement of ever regurgitating the past and reintroducing it back in the present or, sometimes even the 'neoteric' near future!
Comes in many names that in the example below, I couldn't help but self-coin a new one all by myself!
The 'Millennium Effect', retro-future/ retro-futurism/ retro-futurism, neo-retro, retro-modern, retro-vintage, metro-retro, retrogressive, retrocon (retroactive continuity), contemporary classic, neotraditionalism, retro-futurology, technostalgia, newstalgia...
Comes in many names that in the example below, I couldn't help but self-coin a new one all by myself!
The 'Millennium Effect', retro-future/ retro-futurism/ retro-futurism, neo-retro, retro-modern, retro-vintage, metro-retro, retrogressive, retrocon (retroactive continuity), contemporary classic, neotraditionalism, retro-futurology, technostalgia, newstalgia...
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Get the nowtro mug.Tendency for 3rd-generation immigrants to return to their home-countries' cultural roots as shown in the rise of clanguage and other manifestations of cultural cross-polination.
This trans-border, trans-cultural phenomenon lead many of these multi bi-bi (multicultural, bilingual-bicultural or 'multi-culti'), to a mental illness called 'cultural relativisim'.
For show, Arab Americans (who are nothing but a bunch of Americophobic pseuds!), when they return to the home 'cuntries', they find that they also can't fit their King-of-The-World-sized heads in a small place where people are still looking for the NBH (Next Bowl of Hummus)!
This trans-border, trans-cultural phenomenon lead many of these multi bi-bi (multicultural, bilingual-bicultural or 'multi-culti'), to a mental illness called 'cultural relativisim'.
For show, Arab Americans (who are nothing but a bunch of Americophobic pseuds!), when they return to the home 'cuntries', they find that they also can't fit their King-of-The-World-sized heads in a small place where people are still looking for the NBH (Next Bowl of Hummus)!
The main product of this retro-cultration is the 'Nowherian': one who's trying to return to his/her forefathers' country, only to find that they don't fit in there.
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Get the retro-cultration mug.An 'ethnicon' (ethnic icon) used to refer to Arabs or Middle-Eastern travelers who immigrated to the US in recent years amidst the growing wave of terrorist attacks that has led many average, terrornoid American citizens to become concerned about their country's 'air-border' security.
Capps (Computer-assisted passenger prescreening system)/ US-VISIT (US-Visitor & Immigrant Status Indicator), are some of the new, computerized methods for 'profiling' the new comers.
These methods have made it possible for the TSC (Terrorist Screening Center) to make large, biometric database files in what has been termed 'soft intelligence' operations all over US airports complete with issued e-passports.
Now (irony has its day!), there is a new segregatory system in America that very soon you'll be on an escalator in an airport somewhere in the US, while poor schlub Arab hunheads are on another seperate one! You are the 'trusted traveler' who's been 'reverse-profiled' by this kind of neo-racism!
Capps (Computer-assisted passenger prescreening system)/ US-VISIT (US-Visitor & Immigrant Status Indicator), are some of the new, computerized methods for 'profiling' the new comers.
These methods have made it possible for the TSC (Terrorist Screening Center) to make large, biometric database files in what has been termed 'soft intelligence' operations all over US airports complete with issued e-passports.
Now (irony has its day!), there is a new segregatory system in America that very soon you'll be on an escalator in an airport somewhere in the US, while poor schlub Arab hunheads are on another seperate one! You are the 'trusted traveler' who's been 'reverse-profiled' by this kind of neo-racism!
The post-9/11 'ticking-time bomb' theory of immanent suspect terrorist threat, justified the use of any method including TFRs (temporary flight restrictions), free-forms (witnesses' description of oriental-looking face whom might prove to be a hiding active terrorist in a city), in order to close the 'security gap' created by the attacks... has made a danger stranger out of many Arabs arriving in US airports.
by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007
Get the danger stranger mug.A new 'frankenlanguage' resulting from globalization and the ubiquitous Net. It's called Globlish (Global English) and is spoken by virtually every nation in the world, consisting normally of an amalgamic mix of heteroglossia or 'macaronic' phrases of both, the original country's language and standard English in what's described as 'English-Lite'.
This mingling of languages is also called 'Minglish'. Here are some:
Anglish (Anglo-Saxon)
Yinglish (Yiddish)
Yeshivish (Yeshiva)
Jewbonics (Hebrew)
Hebonics
Hebronics
Hebrish
Runglish (Russia)
Ruglish
Russlish
Frenglish (French)
Franglish
Franglais
Franish
Fringlish
Spain-ish (Spanish)
Spain-lish
Espanglish
Espaninglish
El Spanish Broken
Inglañol
Englañol
Spanglish
Espan'glés
Espanolo
Portinglês (Portoguese)
Portu-inglês
Portenglish
Portunglês
Llanito (Creole, Gibraltar)
Yanito
Inglés de Escalerilla
Cockoy (Creole, Carribean)
Serblish (Serbia)
Praglish (Czech)
Czechlish
Czenglish
Poglish (Poland)
Hunglish (Hungary)
Germlish (Dutsch, Germany)
Engleutsch
Denglish
Denglisch
Dunglish
Donglish
Dinglish (Danish)
Danglish
Swidish (Sweden)
Swenglish
Svengelska
Finglish (Finnish)
Wenglish (Wales)
Minglish (Maltese)
Greeklish (Greece)
Grenglish
Latinoellinika
Anglicaans (Afrikaans, South Africa)
Camfranglais (Cameroonian Franglais)
Frananglais
Namlish (Namibia)
Jinglish (Jamaica)
Jamlish
Indlish (India)
Inglish
Kanglish (Kannada from Bangalore)
Benglish (Bengali, Bangladesh)
Bahasa Inglonesia (Bahasa, Indonesia)
Tinglish (Thailand)
Thenglish
Thailish
Thainglish
Singlish (Singapore)
Taglish (Tagalog, Philippines)
Englog
Enggalog
Konglish (Korea)
Konglish (Hong Kong)
Chinglish (China)
Mandaringlish
Japlish (Japan)
Japanglish
Finnish (Farsi, Iran)
Fingilish
Finglish
Penglish
Pinglish
Pingilish
Turklish (Turkish)
Arablish (Arabic)
Arabizi*
*That last one gets yakked a lot by pretentious numbnuts who can't speak straight English and resort to speaking this bastardised version of English as if they're chewing shit in their mouthes!
This mingling of languages is also called 'Minglish'. Here are some:
Anglish (Anglo-Saxon)
Yinglish (Yiddish)
Yeshivish (Yeshiva)
Jewbonics (Hebrew)
Hebonics
Hebronics
Hebrish
Runglish (Russia)
Ruglish
Russlish
Frenglish (French)
Franglish
Franglais
Franish
Fringlish
Spain-ish (Spanish)
Spain-lish
Espanglish
Espaninglish
El Spanish Broken
Inglañol
Englañol
Spanglish
Espan'glés
Espanolo
Portinglês (Portoguese)
Portu-inglês
Portenglish
Portunglês
Llanito (Creole, Gibraltar)
Yanito
Inglés de Escalerilla
Cockoy (Creole, Carribean)
Serblish (Serbia)
Praglish (Czech)
Czechlish
Czenglish
Poglish (Poland)
Hunglish (Hungary)
Germlish (Dutsch, Germany)
Engleutsch
Denglish
Denglisch
Dunglish
Donglish
Dinglish (Danish)
Danglish
Swidish (Sweden)
Swenglish
Svengelska
Finglish (Finnish)
Wenglish (Wales)
Minglish (Maltese)
Greeklish (Greece)
Grenglish
Latinoellinika
Anglicaans (Afrikaans, South Africa)
Camfranglais (Cameroonian Franglais)
Frananglais
Namlish (Namibia)
Jinglish (Jamaica)
Jamlish
Indlish (India)
Inglish
Kanglish (Kannada from Bangalore)
Benglish (Bengali, Bangladesh)
Bahasa Inglonesia (Bahasa, Indonesia)
Tinglish (Thailand)
Thenglish
Thailish
Thainglish
Singlish (Singapore)
Taglish (Tagalog, Philippines)
Englog
Enggalog
Konglish (Korea)
Konglish (Hong Kong)
Chinglish (China)
Mandaringlish
Japlish (Japan)
Japanglish
Finnish (Farsi, Iran)
Fingilish
Finglish
Penglish
Pinglish
Pingilish
Turklish (Turkish)
Arablish (Arabic)
Arabizi*
*That last one gets yakked a lot by pretentious numbnuts who can't speak straight English and resort to speaking this bastardised version of English as if they're chewing shit in their mouthes!
The funny pidgin English spoken by F.O.B.s (Fresh out of the boat people), is a clanguage and is called sarcastically 'Foblish'!
by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007
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