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food beers

Thick-bodied, almost chewable barley beers.
These beers come fortified naturally with anti-oxidants, carbs and vitamins, which had made them quiet popular.
Similar to food beers, are what's known as 'lively beers', espicially ales.
by hammer---;, hytham June 1, 2007
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crimaliens

Criminal aliens: illegal immigrants who cross borders in order to work illegaly and are blamed for most of new wave crimes in the host country.
-In Denmark, the Iranian/ Iraqi & Kurdish crimaliens are the only fly in the that wonderful economic bowl: they wreck, loot and rape everything that moves! And when anti-immigrant cries or anti-Islamist cartoons are used to try and portray the sense of anger and betrayal... Danes are called 'racists' and 'anit-Islamist' by the same 'cunt'ries these crimaliens came from!

-Israel -- a modern immigrants' country by its own nature -- faced a wave of Jordanian crimaliens who sneaked into its tightly-guarded borders to wreak holy havoc and disappear into thin air... that they have been called in Hebrew 'Shabachim', or ghosts!
by hammer---;, hytham April 18, 2007
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passive overeating

Fat-virus infectabilty!
Medical research has discoverd two virii (AD-36/ SHAM-1), that are now blamed for obesity! It's said that these virii can be contracted via air-passages (breathing or setting next to a fat person!), and like smoking ('passive smoking' makes you 'ill'), passive overeating can get you fat!

Also called 'infectobesity' (infectious obesity).
I ain't fat, so there's no possibility that you can become a passive overeating butterball, Meg! Come'ere pootiepie, teach me how to dance!
by hammer---;, hytham May 16, 2007
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Tanguy syndrome

Tanguy syndrome is an emerging phenomenon across the world that started in Canada back in the the early zips.
It takes its name from a French-speaking film's young male character who spends his days at his parents' tanning, not working at the ripe old age of 28!

The males around the globe are facing now a 'quarter-life crisis' in their late 20s and early 30s because of a dire job market and an economy that flips the young and aspirant the middle-salute: having no work or money to start their own seperate lives, these 'sad gards' return back to their parents' homes and slack away their most productive and exciting years building in the process EFFs or 'extended financial families' (a.k.a. ant-hill families: describes the 'piling' effect of having different generations all living and working in the same house, so much like an ant-farm hill is).
Yeah, well blow this for a lark and welcome to the 'Slack Pack' if you are one of them!
Tanguy syndrome has many related words:

-permanent adolescents / adultscents.
-emerging adulthood.
-middle youth.
-kidults.
-childults.
-youthhood.
-rejuveniles.
-Boomerang Kids/ Babies/ Children:
young babyboomers, or BBs' children who 'boomerang' back to their 'rents homes.
-parasite singles.
-twixters: 20-35 grads unmarried, unemployed and are still living at their parents' home.
-mommosexuals: metrosexuals that are coming back to their mamas to have a whiff at noshstalgia!
-mammones:
young men who won't give up their mamma's cooking in Europe. The 'Ities' were spot on right!
-Kippers/ KIPPERS:
in the UK it's an acronym for kids in parents' pockets eroding retirement savings. Also known as Slops/ SLOPs (singles, living off parents).
-nesthockers:
nest squatters or Germans who now look at their parents as friends and live with... or 'off', them! Also called freeters an Engleutsch blendword of 'free' and 'arbeiter' (worker).
by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007
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Garbage Patch

Name given to large marinal areas where rubbish collects in what has become known as the 'Subtropic Gyro': a gigantic whirlpool in the middle of the the North Pacific ocean nicknamed 'Strangelove Ocean'! (refers of course to the old Dr. himself!)

Concerned scientists has called these no-fish areas 'dead zones'* where there is shortage of life-affirming O2. Other concerns relating to the depleted sealife-forms are the coral areas in the Great Barrier Reef that marine biologists call these vulnerable pollution-sensitive 'bleached'-out corals 'sea reserves', 'marine rainforests' or collectively 'endangered oceans'!

*Also called OMZs (oxygen-mnimum zones), 'paper parks'.
Similiar places on Earth that have the same problem with Garbage Patch are the Kleenix Trail in the Tibetan base camp at Nepal where climbers and tourons leave their trash behind them and Crap Alley; the mountainous climber-magnet distanation in Glencoe, Scotland.
by hammer---;, hytham April 21, 2007
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eco-kosher

Kosher food for the ecologically-correct!
Eco-conscious Orthodox Jews in NY, can be fequently seen at orgainc-food delis picking through eco-kosher food.
by hammer---;, hytham May 16, 2007
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blood stocks

Shares paid by companies as a compensation for the WWII Jews' Holocaust (which happens to be this very day I'm writing this def.), in what is called the 'Wiedergutmachung' policy by the German Goverment.
Blood stocks are just the tip of the iceberg of what the Jews had lost that no money can replace. In this Yom HaShoa (Holocaust Memorial Day, 15th April), I salute all the 15 million Jewish people across the World.
by hammer---;, hytham April 21, 2007
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