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philons

Imaginary, air-carried attractant exohormones/ pheromones.
It's a word used mainly in 'sniff therapy', a new psychotherapeutic method for couples with sexual problems, where -- basically 'sniffing' your partner's undies can fire up one's IRMs (innate releasing mechanisms: the brain-prewired mechanism for receiving chemical pheromones!).

These undetectable pheromones are thought to play a major part in what has been called the 'addiction factor': the headiness, memory and attraction caused by your partner's smell, which might play a significant role in the affinity you might have lost from either way too much 'partner familiarization' or, long-timed loss of contact!
Philons are now embedded in 'pre-odorised' underwear and manily used in the still-rising industry of 'biocosmetics', to manufacture individualized biocolognes!
by hammer---;, hytham April 16, 2007
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e-water

Electronic water: contains crystals that boost energy fields with left-spinning electrons that enhance the brain's function.
e-water is purported as the latest fad in a long line of bullshit.
by hammer---;, hytham April 21, 2007
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Baddiel's Syndrome

This weird syndrome is a rare form of constant 'fear' from having a panic attack!
Baddiel's Syndrome has nothing to do with that show on BSkyB with the same name.
by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007
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flairing

The art of joggling barware, bar tools and drink bottles performed by master cocktailians and molecular mixologists.
A virginified try at flairing may end in embarrasing -- and sometimes dangerous -- results!
by hammer---;, hytham June 6, 2007
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Tanguy syndrome

Tanguy syndrome is an emerging phenomenon across the world that started in Canada back in the the early zips.
It takes its name from a French-speaking film's young male character who spends his days at his parents' tanning, not working at the ripe old age of 28!

The males around the globe are facing now a 'quarter-life crisis' in their late 20s and early 30s because of a dire job market and an economy that flips the young and aspirant the middle-salute: having no work or money to start their own seperate lives, these 'sad gards' return back to their parents' homes and slack away their most productive and exciting years building in the process EFFs or 'extended financial families' (a.k.a. ant-hill families: describes the 'piling' effect of having different generations all living and working in the same house, so much like an ant-farm hill is).
Yeah, well blow this for a lark and welcome to the 'Slack Pack' if you are one of them!
Tanguy syndrome has many related words:

-permanent adolescents / adultscents.
-emerging adulthood.
-middle youth.
-kidults.
-childults.
-youthhood.
-rejuveniles.
-Boomerang Kids/ Babies/ Children:
young babyboomers, or BBs' children who 'boomerang' back to their 'rents homes.
-parasite singles.
-twixters: 20-35 grads unmarried, unemployed and are still living at their parents' home.
-mommosexuals: metrosexuals that are coming back to their mamas to have a whiff at noshstalgia!
-mammones:
young men who won't give up their mamma's cooking in Europe. The 'Ities' were spot on right!
-Kippers/ KIPPERS:
in the UK it's an acronym for kids in parents' pockets eroding retirement savings. Also known as Slops/ SLOPs (singles, living off parents).
-nesthockers:
nest squatters or Germans who now look at their parents as friends and live with... or 'off', them! Also called freeters an Engleutsch blendword of 'free' and 'arbeiter' (worker).
by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007
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tsunami denim

Very 'distressed', 'destruct' and 'destroyed' jeans as seen worn by cowboys!
Tsunami denim (named after that killer-wave in Asia), is just a small part in a whole family of wornout-look urbanwear that sprouted out of the Trash Generation culture of the 90s, where you get hand-battered, ultra clear-washed, stone-washed, super-stone, painted, devore (spotted), sand-blasted, acid-/enzyme-washed, streaky, dirty, crushed jeans up the bazoo!
by hammer---;, hytham April 16, 2007
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blood stocks

Shares paid by companies as a compensation for the WWII Jews' Holocaust (which happens to be this very day I'm writing this def.), in what is called the 'Wiedergutmachung' policy by the German Goverment.
Blood stocks are just the tip of the iceberg of what the Jews had lost that no money can replace. In this Yom HaShoa (Holocaust Memorial Day, 15th April), I salute all the 15 million Jewish people across the World.
by hammer---;, hytham April 21, 2007
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