hammer---;, hytham's definitions

testicularities

Testicular + peculiarities : cockup stuff males never admit as wrongdoing! And just go blame it on their male hormonal make-up... , y'know?

I liked that word so much, I searched my 'wordrobe' for more and here's what I found (you'll be gobshite-smacked!):
-MACHOs: males acting childish, hormonal and obnoxious!
-egotesticles: egotistical testicles! HAHA!
-testyria: testicular hysteria!
-testosterone-poisoning: an excuse whenever you miss up stuff so bad!
-MAS: male-answer syndrome, or 'manswer'... is the tendency for a male to come up fast with a random answer even if he has zip idea what's he talking about, fueled by testosterone!

Testicularities? Heh, you telling me? Blame it on the T!

by hammer---;, hytham April 16, 2007

hufu

Human tufu: textured tufu that resembles human skin and made to appear flesh-like for weirdball cannibalist fetishists!

See Cannibalistic Vegetarian, Level 5 Vegan for shits, farts and hearty giggles!

Hufu is part of the new 'fabricated food' industry.

by hammer---;, hytham May 17, 2007

Fag Stag

The male version of a fag hag!

A Fag Stag is one who sympathies with gay men, or is a 'homosocial': he can receive a blowjob (called interestingly 'bro job') and is genderflexible (a.k.a. heteroflexible), in other matters than getting his D wet, like getting involved in a bromance (brotherly romance), or deeply get man-crushed on some other male!

by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007

bean jockey

A coffee-bar barista, or waitron, serving coffee for the regular caffiend and 'foams' for foamers.

Bean Jockey is one gender-neutral definition for waiters. Other interesting defs that's been coined lately is dub-dubs: Waiter/ Waitresses or w/ws.

by hammer---;, hytham May 15, 2007

vagina masculina

Remnant undeveloped natal vagina left from the pre-hormonal sex-change surge in the uterus, that decides if the baby is either a boy or a girl in the womb.

Vagina masculina is situated in the bladders of all men!

by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007

dead water

H2O! Replaced now by 'water beverages'.

Dead water is called so because of the new 'aquaceuticals' market of 'enhanced' or 'designer water', like Propel made by Gatorade rich in calcium/ sodium/ potassium/ magnesium/ chloride 'lytes (electrolytes) and trace-vitamins or those that come with caffiene (or, 'caffienated water').

by hammer---;, hytham April 21, 2007

inverse vandalism

Acts that are explained because the person who done them is capable of doing so!
Example: self-destructive art installations.

Inverse vandalism is common in the nerdvana world of Web developers!

by hammer---;, hytham April 22, 2007