hammer---;, hytham's definitions

couthier

A new job nomination for one who gets hired by 'megalibrities', stars, actors or filthy-and-dirty rich fucks to teach them how to eat, talk, walk, wear clothes and act 'social'! In general: couthiness & etiquette.

A couthier and some grips are a star's best friends!

by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007

nowtro

The 'Now' retro! A movement of ever regurgitating the past and reintroducing it back in the present or, sometimes even the 'neoteric' near future!
Comes in many names that in the example below, I couldn't help but self-coin a new one all by myself!
The 'Millennium Effect', retro-future/ retro-futurism/ retro-futurism, neo-retro, retro-modern, retro-vintage, metro-retro, retrogressive, retrocon (retroactive continuity), contemporary classic, neotraditionalism, retro-futurology, technostalgia, newstalgia...

Nowtro: also called the 'newtro', or my own self-coinage: neotro.
Dig.

by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007

c.u.'d

Civil-unionised: legalse for samesex marriage.

C.u.'d/ cu'd or simply 'unionised'... eh, 'couple'.

by hammer---;, hytham April 12, 2007

immi-merce

Immigrant commerce or, 'diaspora management' of the 'brain-gain' in countries like India where rich Indian investors are going back (mainly from the UK and the US...), to invest in their homelands.
See diaspora networks for reference.

Immi-merce is also starting to make good economic effect in Jordan with Jordanian-American businesspeople are trying to look around for investment opprotunities in this land of camel-kicking nothingsville!

by hammer---;, hytham May 16, 2007

she-bonics

The way tough grrrls talk including spittle-heavy wisecracking, gum-poping in-slang.

The antonym for she-bonics is Menglish; a word coined by 'femainist' writer Vardes One.

by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007

Gobbelization

Globalization + gobble: a portmanteau of an interesting meaning. It's when bigger fish eat the smaller ones, like what's happening in most Arab countries that have no other choice but to follow the much-hated 'popular capitalism' mantra that America and other developed 1st-Worlders are singing in our ears. (See, de-Arabizing).

Also called McWorld.

Gobbelization is eating at the 3rd-World and leaves in its trail what has been called the 'economic waste' of the 'Global Pillage'!

by hammer---;, hytham April 25, 2007

passive overeating

Fat-virus infectabilty!
Medical research has discoverd two virii (AD-36/ SHAM-1), that are now blamed for obesity! It's said that these virii can be contracted via air-passages (breathing or setting next to a fat person!), and like smoking ('passive smoking' makes you 'ill'), passive overeating can get you fat!

Also called 'infectobesity' (infectious obesity).

I ain't fat, so there's no possibility that you can become a passive overeating butterball, Meg! Come'ere pootiepie, teach me how to dance!

by hammer---;, hytham May 16, 2007