hammer---;, hytham's definitions

virgin beers

NAs (non-alcoholic) beers, or 'non-als'.

Like their cousins the alcopops (a.k.a. poof juice), virgin beers are for the alcorexic!

by hammer---;, hytham June 1, 2007

Generation Broke

21-35 college students who graduate and find themselves drowning in student-loan backpayments!

If you want to join the Generation Broke, you must own at least two maxed-out CCs (credit-cards) and be an up-to-your-neck in debt zilchoid!

by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007

Traumatic Masturbatory Syndrome

Trauma inflicted on a partner during sex from pressing too hard, or repetitively thrusting your body into your partner's causing injury.
That weird syndrome is a result of years of masturbation where your thrusts are controlled by hand grip and that makes it harder for you to carry on with the same rhythm and strenght in real act sex. Sufferers usually lack sensitivity in their sexual organs and finally succumb to desensitization.
Also: TMS.

-Widower's Syndrome (Widow's Syndrome in women) is the 'mirror-disease' of Traumatic Masturbatory Syndrome: a condition caused by lack of sex/masturbation that mighy lead to impotence.

Another urnio-genital skin condition is cunnily called Onan's trauma: hardened penis skin that lack sensitivity from way too much 'jerking the gherkin'!

by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007

she-bonics

The way tough grrrls talk including spittle-heavy wisecracking, gum-poping in-slang.

The antonym for she-bonics is Menglish; a word coined by 'femainist' writer Vardes One.

by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007

c.u.'d

Civil-unionised: legalse for samesex marriage.

C.u.'d/ cu'd or simply 'unionised'... eh, 'couple'.

by hammer---;, hytham April 12, 2007

pashing

A practice of girl-on-girl kissing where they put a hand over the cheek/ mouth and pash it out! Total emotarded way to attract attention!

They went pashing with passion and the guys at the bar huh-d!

by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007

Now Economy

The "I need it Now!" sheeple-intensive economy.
In a recent article in trendwatching.com, one can read about what founder Reinier Evers has called the 'Youniverse' of the 'massclass' of 'trysumers' who now can buy their own 'massclusives' blah blah blah...

First they called it New Economy (the 90s' e-boom-and-bust)... then it became known as the New New Economy (the humble, non-spending 'techwrecks'/ also refers to the 00s' rising nanotech and pharma market). But, what about now? You answered yourself...It's the Now Economy now!

by hammer---;, hytham April 25, 2007