hammer---;, hytham's definitions

SWMBO

Pronounced 'swimbo': 'she who must be obeyed'. Your wife, dumbnuts! She's the kind that makes you go to SOFEs 'significant-other forced events'!

A gentler form of SWMBO is a GLW: 'good lady wife', rare as a two-talied lizard!

by hammer---;, hytham April 16, 2007

paradoxical phramacology

Administering drugs that will make the symptoms only worse, so that the body can be well-prepared to battle the on-set of disease next time!
Weird...innit?

Doctors gave a weird name 'invert agonists' for those who go through this kind of new therapy called paradoxical phramacology! Go figure!

by hammer---;, hytham April 22, 2007

prefetarian

Not strictly vegetarian or a flexitarian, but can switch preferences from a variety of new-foodist tastes: say, sproutarian, fruitarian, juicetarian, brutarian, ... but doesn't venture into meat and chicken (a.k.a. faketarian).

A prefetarian is also called vegepreferian/ semi-demi (semi-demi vegetarian).

by hammer---;, hytham May 16, 2007

dead water

H2O! Replaced now by 'water beverages'.

Dead water is called so because of the new 'aquaceuticals' market of 'enhanced' or 'designer water', like Propel made by Gatorade rich in calcium/ sodium/ potassium/ magnesium/ chloride 'lytes (electrolytes) and trace-vitamins or those that come with caffiene (or, 'caffienated water').

by hammer---;, hytham April 21, 2007

Moroccan Margarita

Pomegranate molasses + tequila + triple sec + lime juice.

Moroccan Margarita needs pomegranate molasses, essential to making this delicious cocktail: thick-bodied essence of freshly squeezed pomegranate seeds called in Jordan 'dibbs el romman' that I generously add on everything (try it with your omelette!), and comes cheap around here, but the cocktailing result is one of the best tequila-based ones ever!

by hammer---;, hytham June 6, 2007

garbage imperialism

Moniker given by political writers to describe the way the devoloped Western countries treat the Third World...by shipping them their garbage (from chemically-toxic and nuclear waste to the 'innocent'-sounding medical-waste management!) and pay them much-needed US dollar in return for their 'services'!

Garbage imperialism is on the rise in countries like Iraq: I know an Iraqi friend who lives here in Jordan that specialises in MWM (Medical Waste Management), and he tells me that this is his only way to make bread in Iraq these days?! WTFF!

by hammer---;, hytham April 21, 2007

bra-strap headache syndrome

Chronic pain in the back of the neck muscles that radiates to the top of the head. A result of tight-fitting brassier worn (normally...), by women.

Other similiar weird syndromes that are related to bra-strap headache syndrome:

-Tight pants syndrome: abdominal discomfort/ bleeding/ heart burn caused by tight-fitting pants that might rupture an artery or build up acid-reflux from pushing into the wall of the stomach.
-Sunglasses syndrome: numbness and tingling feeling between the eyes that gradually spreads to the nose and upper mouth.
-Seat-belt syndrome: similiar in cause to economic-class syndrome, but is caused from seatbelts that tighten on around the hip area in case of emergency landings or a crash that finally destroy a vital internal organ.

by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007