hammer---;, hytham's definitions

food beers

Thick-bodied, almost chewable barley beers.
These beers come fortified naturally with anti-oxidants, carbs and vitamins, which had made them quiet popular.

Similar to food beers, are what's known as 'lively beers', espicially ales.

by hammer---;, hytham June 1, 2007

vouging

Wearing clothes with the labels still tagged to'em. Hip? Guess not.

Vouging is similiar to fashioning: to wear certain clothes for long spans of time to make a fashion statement.

by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007

crimaliens

Criminal aliens: illegal immigrants who cross borders in order to work illegaly and are blamed for most of new wave crimes in the host country.

-In Denmark, the Iranian/ Iraqi & Kurdish crimaliens are the only fly in the that wonderful economic bowl: they wreck, loot and rape everything that moves! And when anti-immigrant cries or anti-Islamist cartoons are used to try and portray the sense of anger and betrayal... Danes are called 'racists' and 'anit-Islamist' by the same 'cunt'ries these crimaliens came from!

-Israel -- a modern immigrants' country by its own nature -- faced a wave of Jordanian crimaliens who sneaked into its tightly-guarded borders to wreak holy havoc and disappear into thin air... that they have been called in Hebrew 'Shabachim', or ghosts!

by hammer---;, hytham April 18, 2007

immi-merce

Immigrant commerce or, 'diaspora management' of the 'brain-gain' in countries like India where rich Indian investors are going back (mainly from the UK and the US...), to invest in their homelands.
See diaspora networks for reference.

Immi-merce is also starting to make good economic effect in Jordan with Jordanian-American businesspeople are trying to look around for investment opprotunities in this land of camel-kicking nothingsville!

by hammer---;, hytham May 16, 2007

Mexican Mary

Also called 'Bloody Maria': the usual Bloody Mary (kosher salt/pepper + Tabasco® sauce/Lea & Perrins Worcestershire sauce + lemon juice + concentrated tomato juice), and instead of he voddy, you add tequila on crushed ice and garnish with a celery shoot.

Mexican Mary is one of my least favorite tequila-based cocktails.
For a bitchass strong 'tequtail', see Moroccan Margarita

by hammer---;, hytham June 6, 2007

green language

Third-Worlders learning a second language in order to secure a job.

Well, fuck me sideways and call me Suzie! I have written a bulkasaurus dic and still I can't get any writing job in any magazine 'cept for some 'poof-reading' shit in a maghag-filled glossie called NOX! Guess green language never works for me.

by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007

SWMBO

Pronounced 'swimbo': 'she who must be obeyed'. Your wife, dumbnuts! She's the kind that makes you go to SOFEs 'significant-other forced events'!

A gentler form of SWMBO is a GLW: 'good lady wife', rare as a two-talied lizard!

by hammer---;, hytham April 16, 2007