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by hammer---;, hytham March 28, 2007
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SWMBO

Pronounced 'swimbo': 'she who must be obeyed'. Your wife, dumbnuts! She's the kind that makes you go to SOFEs 'significant-other forced events'!
A gentler form of SWMBO is a GLW: 'good lady wife', rare as a two-talied lizard!
by hammer---;, hytham April 16, 2007
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virgin beers

NAs (non-alcoholic) beers, or 'non-als'.
Like their cousins the alcopops (a.k.a. poof juice), virgin beers are for the alcorexic!
by hammer---;, hytham June 1, 2007
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unconfetti

Confetti that's thrown at 'divorce parties'!
That's brain-damaging, but I can't understand why some should have a 'divorcemoon' when all they can do in it is throw some fucking 'unconfetti' and 'kiss off'?!
by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007
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Traumatic Masturbatory Syndrome

Trauma inflicted on a partner during sex from pressing too hard, or repetitively thrusting your body into your partner's causing injury.
That weird syndrome is a result of years of masturbation where your thrusts are controlled by hand grip and that makes it harder for you to carry on with the same rhythm and strenght in real act sex. Sufferers usually lack sensitivity in their sexual organs and finally succumb to desensitization.
Also: TMS.
-Widower's Syndrome (Widow's Syndrome in women) is the 'mirror-disease' of Traumatic Masturbatory Syndrome: a condition caused by lack of sex/masturbation that mighy lead to impotence.

Another urnio-genital skin condition is cunnily called Onan's trauma: hardened penis skin that lack sensitivity from way too much 'jerking the gherkin'!
by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007
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Generation Broke

21-35 college students who graduate and find themselves drowning in student-loan backpayments!
If you want to join the Generation Broke, you must own at least two maxed-out CCs (credit-cards) and be an up-to-your-neck in debt zilchoid!
by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007
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Starbucking

Copying the Starbucks™ business-model all across the World on an unprecedented level. Startup companies that has copied the franchise-scheme of Starbucks coffeehouse (small vendors/ neat outlook/ gourmet catering...), are now called 'Startbucks'!

Also, university classes called 'Starbucks studies' are now being taught at some colleges across the United States, too!
Starbucking is so popular in Third-World countries like India and China that these countries started their own carbon-copy Starbucks (complete with that famous green logo), but the Starbucks company is going to open nearly 100 franchise outlets in India by the end of 2007 in retaliation!
by hammer---;, hytham May 15, 2007
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