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Messi-fi

Messianic science-fiction: literary genre that takes the 'End-of-The-World' themes and other Christianity-related adventures to dramatic 'literaritainment' levels!
It started with some innocent children literature works by C. S. Lewis (notabily The Chronicles of Narnia) and now is on the rise commercially in Messiah-hungry Israel!
A close 'realtive' to Messi-fi is what has been called the 'Brownsploitaion' of modern fiction in America: dime-a-dozen 'mystical' conspiracy-theory books that deal with complicated, enigma-unscrewing plots and other bull-consumed matters.
by hammer---;, hytham April 25, 2007
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liquid coal

An emulsion of butane (extracted as raw bitumen), and water used as an alternative fuel-source because of rising oil prices and to curb air pollution. It has vast reserves in the world.
Liquid coal: Orimulsion.
by hammer---;, hytham April 22, 2007
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immi-merce

Immigrant commerce or, 'diaspora management' of the 'brain-gain' in countries like India where rich Indian investors are going back (mainly from the UK and the US...), to invest in their homelands.
See diaspora networks for reference.
Immi-merce is also starting to make good economic effect in Jordan with Jordanian-American businesspeople are trying to look around for investment opprotunities in this land of camel-kicking nothingsville!
by hammer---;, hytham May 16, 2007
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vouging

Wearing clothes with the labels still tagged to'em. Hip? Guess not.
Vouging is similiar to fashioning: to wear certain clothes for long spans of time to make a fashion statement.
by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007
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food beers

Thick-bodied, almost chewable barley beers.
These beers come fortified naturally with anti-oxidants, carbs and vitamins, which had made them quiet popular.
Similar to food beers, are what's known as 'lively beers', espicially ales.
by hammer---;, hytham June 1, 2007
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crimaliens

Criminal aliens: illegal immigrants who cross borders in order to work illegaly and are blamed for most of new wave crimes in the host country.
-In Denmark, the Iranian/ Iraqi & Kurdish crimaliens are the only fly in the that wonderful economic bowl: they wreck, loot and rape everything that moves! And when anti-immigrant cries or anti-Islamist cartoons are used to try and portray the sense of anger and betrayal... Danes are called 'racists' and 'anit-Islamist' by the same 'cunt'ries these crimaliens came from!

-Israel -- a modern immigrants' country by its own nature -- faced a wave of Jordanian crimaliens who sneaked into its tightly-guarded borders to wreak holy havoc and disappear into thin air... that they have been called in Hebrew 'Shabachim', or ghosts!
by hammer---;, hytham April 18, 2007
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bra-strap headache syndrome

Chronic pain in the back of the neck muscles that radiates to the top of the head. A result of tight-fitting brassier worn (normally...), by women.
Other similiar weird syndromes that are related to bra-strap headache syndrome:

-Tight pants syndrome: abdominal discomfort/ bleeding/ heart burn caused by tight-fitting pants that might rupture an artery or build up acid-reflux from pushing into the wall of the stomach.
-Sunglasses syndrome: numbness and tingling feeling between the eyes that gradually spreads to the nose and upper mouth.
-Seat-belt syndrome: similiar in cause to economic-class syndrome, but is caused from seatbelts that tighten on around the hip area in case of emergency landings or a crash that finally destroy a vital internal organ.
by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007
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