hakko's definitions

dong polisher

a spanish midget that polishes your dong.

"hey enrique, got over here and polish my dong." - Hakko

by Hakko November 21, 2004

Curious penis

a penis which is always poking about and curious about everthing

"omg i think i just saw a curious behind that bush!"

by Hakko December 13, 2003

king champion

what the natives used to call me after i saved there village from the shredderack army

"ahhh king champion has returned to defend our village from the shredderacks!" - wise village shaman

by Hakko November 21, 2004

samwise

see True hero

"mr frodo!!!"

by Hakko December 21, 2003

Throbbing cock

a cock which is throbbing for some luvin from either a pussy or anus

"maan my cocks throbben for some anus"
"egad schoolboy jimmy! your cock is throbbing!"

by Hakko December 13, 2003

Ripe Nob

a nob in which has been ripened over time and is ready for the picking

"my nobs almost ready for feasting"

by Hakko December 14, 2003

anus master

grand champion, and supreme master of the anus

when i had a life threatning anus disease, i went to seek help from the anus master. i had to travel for many months into the mountains, but i at last found his temple. i approached his throne and told him of my problems, then he just nodded and i felt a great sensation deep in my rectum. then i felt calm and i was at last cured.

by Hakko November 23, 2004