hakko's definitions

morning nob

your nob after a big night of wanking and or sex

Girlfreind: "whats that fishy smell?"
Brain: "oh thats just my morning nob"

by Hakko October 2, 2004

hephalump

a big, fat ugly bitch

Hakko: "outta my way hephalump"
Hephalump: "society accepts fattys now"
Hakko: "well i dont"
*kicks hephalump in the face*

by Hakko November 21, 2004

double brown

when two penises enter one anus at the same time.

"me and hakko double browned mark the other day, he couldnt handle the meat and his anus was serverley torn" - Macho wolf

by Hakko November 21, 2004

king champion

what the natives used to call me after i saved there village from the shredderack army

"ahhh king champion has returned to defend our village from the shredderacks!" - wise village shaman

by Hakko November 21, 2004

meganium

extremly large, king size penis.

"whoa! hakko you didnt tell me you weilded a meganium!?" - suckyfucker Mclickerson

by Hakko November 21, 2004

nacho anus

nachos served piping hot from the anus

Waiter: "your order sir?"
Hakko: "ill have the nacho anus please"
Waiter: "wise choice sir"
*waiter bends over revealing a nacho anus*

by Hakko November 21, 2004

dong polisher

a spanish midget that polishes your dong.

"hey enrique, got over here and polish my dong." - Hakko

by Hakko November 21, 2004