hakko's definitions

Julia roberts

one of those "i dont do nude scenes" actresses
if they dont nudy up whats the point?

"im too good for nude scenes"

by Hakko December 13, 2003

double brown

when two penises enter one anus at the same time.

"me and hakko double browned mark the other day, he couldnt handle the meat and his anus was serverley torn" - Macho wolf

by Hakko November 21, 2004

king champion

what the natives used to call me after i saved there village from the shredderack army

"ahhh king champion has returned to defend our village from the shredderacks!" - wise village shaman

by Hakko November 21, 2004

salt woman

a very evil being who will lick the salt off your balls and extract your soul through her vagina.
also known as pobooms mother

"holy fuck its her! lets get out of here!!" - Hakko
"nah lets just let her have her way with us" - fool
"fine have it your way" - hakko
"holy shit my souls gone! dammit" - fool

by Hakko April 14, 2004

hephalump

a big, fat ugly bitch

Hakko: "outta my way hephalump"
Hephalump: "society accepts fattys now"
Hakko: "well i dont"
*kicks hephalump in the face*

by Hakko November 21, 2004

meganium

extremly large, king size penis.

"whoa! hakko you didnt tell me you weilded a meganium!?" - suckyfucker Mclickerson

by Hakko November 21, 2004

o0o0o0o0o0o

a sound in which you make whenever somthing gay,sexual, reveling happens
for example if your freind bends over with no pants on then its appropriate for it to be sounded

"omg that man has his cock out! o0o00o0o0o"

by Hakko January 29, 2007