hakko's definitions

speese

the result when sperm and cheese are mixed together

"ill have the large double speese burger"

by Hakko December 21, 2003

Skrukk

the Norwegian word for the place in between your anus and nuts
possibly a sexual stimulant point

"fuck its hard shaving your skrukk"

by Hakko December 13, 2003

morning nob

your nob after a big night of wanking and or sex

Girlfreind: "whats that fishy smell?"
Brain: "oh thats just my morning nob"

by Hakko October 2, 2004

Julia roberts

one of those "i dont do nude scenes" actresses
if they dont nudy up whats the point?

"im too good for nude scenes"

by Hakko December 13, 2003

double brown

when two penises enter one anus at the same time.

"me and hakko double browned mark the other day, he couldnt handle the meat and his anus was serverley torn" - Macho wolf

by Hakko November 21, 2004

Hakko

A stupid islander with a dum magic staff that dosnt work

also known as Crazy Hakko,Hakko,and Stupid Hakko

"haha man hakkos such a dirty islander"

by Hakko December 13, 2003

meat flaps

when a females genitals are so flappy and used the insides sag out and hang from exhaustion

man i saw my mums meat flaps the other day, it looked dead

by Hakko December 11, 2003