gus's definitions

amphibian

the average freshie

grosssssss did u see that thing?! wat an amphibian

by gus July 9, 2003

place kicker

place kicker is a sex position, it is where the girl has one leg up and one foot on the floor, she is in the place kicking position while she is being penetrated from behind.

I pulled the place kicker on Kristina last night, it was nice.

by Gus January 21, 2004

sheldo

person who kisses fellow workers at work party when drunk

Did you meet a "sheldo" last night?

by gus August 12, 2006

hasselbeck

Any act of masculinity that is just below a Arnold.

There is no way you can do 500 chicks at the same time, be a hasselbeck and only do like 300.

by Gus June 2, 2004

froggy style

sexual position where woman is facing man in a catcher like position bouncing up and down

Rachel was riding me froggy style last night, it was nice.

by Gus January 21, 2004

mariphernalia

Paraphernalia for marijuana-related activities. This includes: pipes, bongs, rolling papers, stash boxes, eye drops and breath mints.

I never thought that those pages from my complimentary Book of Mormon would make such effective mariphernalia.

by Gus March 12, 2005

Stelmakh

to go into a car high and drunk and go down springfield avenue at a 100 mph and crash into the foundation of a building and get wedged in and die on impact.

He stelmakhed the other day and i cant find his obitchuary

by Gus November 27, 2004