Stelmakh

to go into a car high and drunk and go down springfield avenue at a 100 mph and crash into the foundation of a building and get wedged in and die on impact.
He stelmakhed the other day and i cant find his obitchuary
by Gus November 27, 2004
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sumbitch

"Ya Thievin sumbitch"
by Gus May 01, 2003
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chargar

Word used by upper-class twats when asking to borrow a device with which to restore power to a mobile phone.
"May ay hev a lend of your chargar?"
by Gus December 14, 2003
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amphibian

grosssssss did u see that thing?! wat an amphibian
by gus July 09, 2003
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whence

Archaic adverb meaning "from where" or "from what source." Anyone who uses this term seriously is either affected or was born two hundred years ago.

Saying "from whence" is redundant, as "whence," on its own, already means "from where." Anyone who says "from whence" is an arrogant moron.
A: Whence did you come this fine morning?
B: The cherry orchard is whence I came.
A: Splendid!
B: Indubitably!
by Gus March 12, 2005
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smooth jazz

A musical genre characterized by bland instrumental watered-down jazz; the soundtrack for men inbetween mid-life-crisises.
Every city has a radio station devoted to this brand of ambient droning -- usually called "The Oasis."
Was it just me, or was that elevator ride made more enjoyable by the smooth jazz stylings played at a reasonable volume?

Smooth jazz talked my parents into having sex last night.

My dad and the elevator both listen to "The Oasis."
by Gus February 13, 2005
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thirty

A thirty pack of beers (thirty rack).
A thirty of natty light's only around $15.
by gus December 27, 2004
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