Definitions by gumba gumba
like a haemophiliac in a bar brawl
like a haemophiliac in a bar brawl by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004
holy roman empire
not to be confused with the Roman Empire of years before, this was pretty much a non-conquering empire (by comparison). It was basically a group of 300 small territories in central Europe. This included Germany, Austria, parts of France and Italy, as well as Russia's neighbours, which later became known as the Eastern Bloc (See warsaw pact). Although not quite a country in it's own right, the hundreds of lands, known to some as the confederation of the rhineland, would unite during wartime to defend thier common interest. Although headed by a general emporer, he had little, if any to some, control over his barons, dukes and knights who declared themselves kings. It was really a pseudo-fuedal kingdom in which one part disliked the next, and did as they pleased. After more than 950 years in existance, it dissolved in 1806, the leading family continuing to rule Austria. It also lead to the creation of Germany.
The holy roman empire was known as the first reich, with the formation of germany the second. Hitler called his regime the third reich to remind people of better times.
holy roman empire by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004
bonny scotlun
(n.) Scotland as pronounced by the natives. Died out in the 20th century, and is now a phrase used to mock scottish people.
bonny scotlun by Gumba Gumba May 25, 2004
wouldn't last a heartbeat
(adj.) For a potential product to be seen as one with a very short lifespan, low sales and tiny fanbase.
Japanese language playstation games based on animes that are not shown in the USA or Europe wouldn't last a heartbeat there. See Bastard!!
wouldn't last a heartbeat by Gumba Gumba May 25, 2004
crying game
(v.) To find out your girlfriend who you've had intercourse with used to be a man
(v.) To get a woman to undress herself only for her to reveal a penis.
Both definitions come from British Movie the crying game <see definition.
(v.) To get a woman to undress herself only for her to reveal a penis.
Both definitions come from British Movie the crying game <see definition.
a: why so glum, chum?
B: Jenna told me that she is really a he
a: OMFG you got crying game'd
or
I was touching her up when I felt a lump, I pulled it out and there was a dick that was bigger than mine! I felt like I was in the crying game.
B: Jenna told me that she is really a he
a: OMFG you got crying game'd
or
I was touching her up when I felt a lump, I pulled it out and there was a dick that was bigger than mine! I felt like I was in the crying game.
crying game by Gumba Gumba May 25, 2004
the crying game
(n.) Sick ass movie about an IRA man feeling guilty for a British soldier he allowed to die and comforting his girlfriend. However, when Fergus and Dill are getting it on...watch the movie.
Mayor Quimby: The chick in the crying game is really a man
Crowd: boo!
Mayor Quimby: I mean...man, was that a good movie
Crowd: yay!
Crowd: boo!
Mayor Quimby: I mean...man, was that a good movie
Crowd: yay!
the crying game by Gumba Gumba May 25, 2004
harvest
(v.) A gathering and exchanging of information about prospective clients. This informatiion is passed on to junk mailers, telemarketing comapnies, spammers and anyone else on the payroll of some rich company.
harvest by Gumba Gumba May 25, 2004