fore

A warning to fellow golfers that a ball is headed in thier direction and that they should duck. Also yelled before someone starts shooting up a building where there are people not considered to be targets.

"Fore!" said the golfer before the ball hit the guy putting on the green at the seventh got hit.


"Fore!" Cried the cops as the light up a house with hostages inside.

by Gumba Gumba June 02, 2004

plane

Shorthand for aeroplane.

I just got off the plane an hour ago.

by Gumba Gumba April 04, 2004

HMB

Some funny-as-hell definitions. See shotgun or christian

If you cannot find a plumber, HMB recommends me.

by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004

one minute silence

A mark of respect for those who died in whatever worthy cause happens to be on the roll this week

We will now observe a one minute silence.

by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004

lord of the flies

Choir boys hating on a fat kid.

oooh, ohh, oooh lard of the pies.

by Gumba Gumba June 04, 2004

je$u$

A term only used by atheists who have no idea about how little christian churches actually ask for, or that products actually cost money to make.

You people are fucking idiots, and I shall send a paedophile dressed up as a priest to your houses to molest you.

by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004

soviet

(n.) A person who clings to the past, particularly a socialist who believes russia will rise again under a communist regimé.

You are such a soviet, get over it already, it happened 13 years ago.

by Gumba Gumba May 19, 2004