Swordchucks, yo

You face a grave danger. Your homicidal mage 'friend' is out of mana. What is your answer to any foe eyeing you over to see if you fit on his dinnerplate?

See Swordchucks.

Enemy: BLEEEAAAARGGHHH!
Fighter: Swordchucks, yo.

by Grey April 15, 2005

mei wang

One of the many names you ask for when prank calling Bart Simpson style. It's pronounced "My Wang" and is an actual chinese name.

Other names you can use:
Mike Hunt
Mike Rotch
Amanda Huggenkiss
Mei Dong
Mypee Ness
Gud Annal

and many others. Think of your own!

"Hello?"
"Hi, is Mei Wang there?"
"Hold on, I'll check. Hey, everybody! Is Mei Wang here? Has anyone seen Mei Wang? Mei Wang? Noone knows where Mei Wang is?... Sorry, I can't find Mei Wang."
"Oh, no problem."

by grey August 17, 2004

vomit

upchuck
barf
vomit
hurl
ralph
purge
puke
hork
buick
spew
regurgitate
throw up
toss your cookies
lose your lunch
toss a sidewalk pizza
tango with the toilet
make modern art in the toilet
have a technicolor yawn
expunge the contents of your stomach
bare your guts to the world
become a multicolored organic fountain
revisit your breakfast
vomit your victuals
drive the porcelain bus
perform peristaltic pyrotechnics
paint the town red.. and green and orange and pink
have to say "that tasted better going down than coming up"
burp to the ninth power
make the janitor get out the ol’ sawdust bucket
find out just how acidic your stomach contents are
greet your guts
pray to the porcelain god

I ate some old ass bread, now I might vomit!

by grey July 18, 2004

Siberia

Siberia is in either Europe or Asia... or like, Russia or something. It's fucking cold.

It's cold in Siberia, NIGGUH!

by grey September 22, 2005

dirty nazi

sometimes called the punisher, the dirty nazi is like the shocker only instead of two in the cooty but one for the booty, its one in the meat and two in the seat.


the name is just really funny.

Jan got dirty nazied by a dirty nazi

by grey April 07, 2005

UD Rape

Verb
To use Urban Dictionary as a personal message board.
Noun
The use of Urban Dictionary as a personal message board.
Other forms:
UD Raper/ Rapist: see Psycho Bitch, Gumba Gumba, Kung-Fu Jesus, Light Joker

UD Rape is one of the most common things on UD, second only to sexual inuendo.
UD Rapers should be banned, somehow.

by grey October 21, 2006

mcfuck

What McDonald's employees don't give.

Employee: "We love to see you smile!" (in head: Actually, I don't give a McFuck. I hope you die.)

by grey July 18, 2004